Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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Todger65
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I fell about laughing when I watched this. The weight and force exerted just caused the top to fail.
TalkToMeInSB
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Holy shit! Thought I just felt an earthquake here in California... Those fuckers got some heft to them honey!
wickedpanda
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100 Pages that's like 50 pages a breast, math is fun
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Ahhh your point is lost to me as your boobs are getting all my lust attention as they swing about and look amazing in motion! :and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
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and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
I wish this was in 3D! Please feel free to stay bored though
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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thanks, wow, 100 pages, I am almost half way through my 1st thread.
lol. yeah I am always good for a laugh. hell my tits have sheered steel busk clasps, elastic is nothing
lol, yeah about 5lbs a piece last time they were weighed for party entertainment.
100 Pages that's like 50 pages a breast, math is fun
and 10 pages per pound of tit weight.
Ahhh your point is lost to me as your boobs are getting all my lust attention as they swing about and look amazing in motion! :
well thanks, I still think it looks silly, but glad you enjoy
sorry, maybe someday cellphones will record in 3d and all porn and slutty selfie videos will be 3d.
lol, you are welcome. feel free to ask for more of my style compliments, maybe i will call you a perv next. (again no judgement, obviously I am a total perv too)thanks babe
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Your having fun and so are we with some sexy fun added in! 
MrMakersMark
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Nope.
I disagree. This is why you should walk around with a camera at all times.
I disagree. This is why you should walk around with a camera at all times.
and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
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I definitely agree you must always have a camera we want to see you in your purest form of happiness and fun.
thinkingofyou3000
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Nothing silly about that! My head was just spinning trying to catch up to your gorgeous bouncing tits!and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
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A real treat, watching your boobs assert themselves, and bound free from restraint.
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Rob Liefeld
An uncanny resemblance to you.
An uncanny resemblance to you.
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and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
Ahaa, so that's how you make milkshake
But how do you select the flavour ?
While we are on the topic of shakes:
How about Strawberry and Vanilla ?Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
I'm speechless. I almost wish I was face down in that. I'd probably end up bruised though
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Congratulations on 100 pages...
Well deserved and a truly wonderful thread. You are gorgeous and truly a wonderful woman.
Well deserved and a truly wonderful thread. You are gorgeous and truly a wonderful woman.
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and for today's dorkalicious gif, I have the hands free tit reveal via a shimmy shake (versus a jump up and down..different tops lend themselves to different types of hands free titty reveals)
and this is why i should not have a camera when bored as I will do something silly.
I love your silliness, it produces such wonderful results. A hands free tit reveal is a most excellent way for me to enjoy your 100 excellent pages
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Your having fun and so are we with some sexy fun added in!
Yeah it was fun. Wonder what I will come up with next
Lol, don't encourage me
Seriously you shouldn't encourage me
Haha, then you might have looked silly trying.
Thanks.
Well guess I can go with it is totally me and he was just ahead of his time.
Ahaa, so that's how you make milkshake
But how do you select the flavour ?
While we are on the topic of shakes:
How about Strawberry and Vanilla ?
Oh hell they were quite a bit bigger and heavier when there was milk to shake and lol
Ty
Haha. Yeah a lot of people end up speechless around me. Or maybe that is shock. And yes I seriously think I could use them as weapons
Congratulations on 100 pages...
Well deserved and a truly wonderful thread. You are gorgeous and truly a wonderful woman.
Thank you. Well I wouldn't have gotten to 100 this fast just talking to myself. I would have gotten there, just not this fast lol.
And thank you.
I love your silliness, it produces such wonderful results. A hands free tit reveal is a most excellent way for me to enjoy your 100 excellent pages
Thank you. Silliness mixed with nudity is rarely a bad thing. Glad you enjoyed.
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Hahaha, this is both hilarious and incredibly sexy. Let's do hope you get bored more often with a camera in hand.
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And with all that going on, you are still beautiful and smiling. And yes, I do wish my girlfriend looked like you!Well so far today I have no pictures to offer except me with worn off makeup I slept in, unbrushed hair, yesterdays shirt, my fashion forward Grinch sleepy pants, sitting on my saw dust, wood shavings, and Oreo crumb covered couch, watching masterchef junior while my kid watches dc super hero girls. Yup, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
It's not everyday you encounter a pair of tits that can motorboat you lol
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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well thanks. unfortunately I am starting to run out of hilarious ideas that all fall in to my lazy category.
well thanks. hopefully she doesn't come with the oreo covered couch though
well it is everyday that I come in contact with them. (and yup, i do think that i could achieve the whole motorboat thing all by myself. dont even think it would be a challenge)
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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so first, today, I actually have images, avatars, and signatures turned on. i normally don't as prying eyes are often in view of my phone and pc, but i am living recklessly today. It is very nice to see everyone in ways I don't normally see you.
Second, apparently God himself is visiting our office today. We had to clean, they planted friggin flowers in our garden and around our building. they finally got new umbrellas for our picnic tables in the smoking area, and I am required to look professional from the waist up, and at least not offensive from the waist down.
So I have my hair rolled as to not show the dyed areas. that is actually why I dye it this way. there was another woman with all purple hair, and occasionally she had to wear a wig. So yeah hair up. a frilly top, a blazer. then yup my jeans and loafers lol.
side note, I don't think i could button this blazer if my life depended on it. so yeah, I am wearing size 6 jeans, and not even close to buttoning a size 14 blazer. Justa why don't you wear more dresses, because I wear a size 6 bottom and a 16 or 18 top, you tell me what size to even begin looking. hell I don't even know what section to look in or type of store to look in.
anyway, here am i pretending to be something I am not.
and a titty shot because I don't pretend very well
and me more myself yesterday or was it monday, eh whatever. with my wild brown and pink hair being completely untamed and in what I shall admit is actually a pajama shirt.
Second, apparently God himself is visiting our office today. We had to clean, they planted friggin flowers in our garden and around our building. they finally got new umbrellas for our picnic tables in the smoking area, and I am required to look professional from the waist up, and at least not offensive from the waist down.
So I have my hair rolled as to not show the dyed areas. that is actually why I dye it this way. there was another woman with all purple hair, and occasionally she had to wear a wig. So yeah hair up. a frilly top, a blazer. then yup my jeans and loafers lol.
side note, I don't think i could button this blazer if my life depended on it. so yeah, I am wearing size 6 jeans, and not even close to buttoning a size 14 blazer. Justa why don't you wear more dresses, because I wear a size 6 bottom and a 16 or 18 top, you tell me what size to even begin looking. hell I don't even know what section to look in or type of store to look in.
anyway, here am i pretending to be something I am not.
and a titty shot because I don't pretend very well
and me more myself yesterday or was it monday, eh whatever. with my wild brown and pink hair being completely untamed and in what I shall admit is actually a pajama shirt.
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