Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Dionysian Beast said:

Oh trust me, I would not hesitate if it were is hahah It's fucking great!

Also, I was not aware you had such a big delicious booty

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well thanks, though my ass has been posted a lot, most thursdays, but yeah I post my tits more, faster to do in my cubical lol

kdunn762012 said:

What an ass Justa. That pic is mesmerizing in some ways. I bet if you wore a thong with a single line in it and put it right in my face I bet you could hypnotize me. And hey if the hypnosis doesn't work I'd say there's still like at least an 85% chance I would do whatever you told me to do. So that's a win/win.

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well thanks, yeah even without hypnosis most people tend to do what I tell them, I can bee very convincing. well except children, they don't listen to me at all

ohverbatum7 said:

Now that's an arse to be proud of.

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thank you.

wickedpanda said:

I'm sure your boobs float great at the beach

It's totally selfish of me but I'm glad your boobs keep growing and you keep showing!

As for the office pranks well those are greta until you pull them on me then your just evil, so judgemental of me , I blame bath duck jealousy for it.

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well I try to keep them strapped in at the beach. don't want to traumatize anyone. and you know you want to insult your coworkers and tell them the dirty thoughts you have about David Hasselhoff so you know it would still be awesome if I pulled it on you

JDredd711 said:

Kids, lmao.

I can assure you, everyone's assume looks at least that big from that angle. Your ass is just FINE!!!

Must admit, I've never spent this much time aroused and laughing. Your thread is the best in so many ways.

As far as the lactating thing...

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well thanks, and hey I haven't heard songs written about little asses right. And yeah if there is such a thing as comedy porn, I so missed my calling.

o2baPrince said:

You are sexy, but you seem to have a gift for stand up also. easily the best thread on Lit.

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thanks, yeah I like to laugh, and I seem to have a screwed up life. not sure which came first, but my life is comedy gold.

EndlessNameless said:

Ouch. The sting of youthful and straightforward innocence coupled with a lack of awareness. A deadly combo.

I'll enjoy looking at your ass instead, thank you very much. Is the camo thong in case you want to have sex in the woods? Is it hunting attire?

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yeah, kids. what can you do

thong ...it is in case I want to have sex in the woods but not bee seen by anyone? Actually, at the time i was working marketing for a hunting equipment manufacturer. one of the sales reps who used to visit hunting equipment retailers, saw it in one of his stores, and thought I'd get a kick out of it. that is pretty much the same way I ended up with a hooters uniform. though the hunting company had a massive hydro dip machine, so I camoed a lot of weird shit when bored. Like camo shoes, silverware, mugs, knives, a camo machete or 2. like yeah, if I was bored and the dip guys were running, yup, I was sticking random shit in to see how it came out.

I like to misuse office equipment. we got work to buy a drone, and have been trying for a while to convince them we really need a 3d printer. but for now I mainly misuse the plotter, because we all need to print lifesized posters.

Anyway, this is why the coworker thought I'd be amused with camo lingerie.

Forest_Fun said:

I love this! Thank you for the inspiration.....

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lol. yes it is always important to screw with your coworkers, it increases work place morale.

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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Kisses!!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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Just posting is a treat for us!! Looking good Ms!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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Gorgeous, TGIF! Don’t know how anyone gets any work down around there seeing you look so hot and tempting. Have a great weekend!

no idea what to post today

what you have posted today is:,
Very pleasurable; enjoyable, diverting, gratifying, satisfying; marvellous, wonderful,
Hope you don't find me a bit OTT

Hey Justa, beautiful as always, how about just for fun, put your hair up in a pony tail using your panties, as always pic from the cube. That would be hot

Kisses where you really want them...

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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You sure bring a smile to my face! What a body!!

These three pics are the best reason to follow this thread, the rants and rambling are just extra's and the videos well that's the surprise toy in the cereal box.

Glad I don't work around computers and have to worry about your cyber ninja skills

The Hoff's cool and all but the dark hair chick Bonnie was my crush, hot and brainy plus looked great in coveralls and we rednecks do love our coveralls and free balling!

Smoothshavendad said:

Kisses!!!!

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Love the photos.

Worst I ever did was to alter the text colour on my boss’s pc to the same as the background. He never caught on what happened but had to get our IT out every time.
Most settings were locked by IT but I could always find a workaround

Smoothshavendad said:

Kisses!!!!

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thanks

CanadianM said:

Just posting is a treat for us!! Looking good Ms!!

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thank you, I wish everyone just accepted it was a treat that I manage to show up (work for example)

dz2681 said:

Gorgeous, TGIF! Don’t know how anyone gets any work down around there seeing you look so hot and tempting. Have a great weekend!

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Well in general, we all try to do as little as possible

ohverbatum7 said:

no idea what to post today

what you have posted today is:,
Very pleasurable; enjoyable, diverting, gratifying, satisfying; marvellous, wonderful,
Hope you don't find me a bit OTT

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Well thanks, and a little, but I like it

Squealz said:

Hey Justa, beautiful as always, how about just for fun, put your hair up in a pony tail using your panties, as always pic from the cube. That would be hot

Kisses where you really want them...

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like I don't do that anyway. but here now


and 6 months or so ago.


yup it is bad when you start recycling weird shit to do, because you have done all the weird shit you can think of.

scotluvsoral said:

You sure bring a smile to my face! What a body!!

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thank you

wickedpanda said:

These three pics are the best reason to follow this thread, the rants and rambling are just extra's and the videos well that's the surprise toy in the cereal box.

Glad I don't work around computers and have to worry about your cyber ninja skills

The Hoff's cool and all but the dark hair chick Bonnie was my crush, hot and brainy plus looked great in coveralls and we rednecks do love our coveralls and free balling!

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well thanks. And don't worry, I fuck with people in many ways without computers. it is one of my hobbies.

Todger65 said:

Love the photos.

Worst I ever did was to alter the text colour on my boss’s pc to the same as the background. He never caught on what happened but had to get our IT out every time.
Most settings were locked by IT but I could always find a workaround

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thank you, and lol. but yeah being IT make it easier, the whole not locked out haha. I only do silly things though.

Justa is it really fucking with people when they keep coming back to you even after being warned?
Like I said before that face alone could get me into so much trouble, add the boobs and yeah I'm just another drooling idiot for you to play with.......said with a smile .

Panty ponytail holder, yep normally its when I don't want to hold her hair anymore during sex or after one drink to many...... yes the anger when she thought I wanted to bang her while she was upchucking and then later when she says that's kinda cool and ask who taught you that trick and you say Playboy magazine even though your dying to say your mom.......and smile

Well there's a ramble I never saw coming.....and now back to boobs and dat ass!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well thanks, though my ass has been posted a lot, most thursdays, but yeah I post my tits more, faster to do in my cubical lol

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Hahah Yeah, I must have missed those.

And that makes sense, definitely more convenient. I like your photos, no matter where they're taken, anyway

wickedpanda said:

Justa is it really fucking with people when they keep coming back to you even after being warned?
Like I said before that face alone could get me into so much trouble, add the boobs and yeah I'm just another drooling idiot for you to play with.......said with a smile .

Panty ponytail holder, yep normally its when I don't want to hold her hair anymore during sex or after one drink to many...... yes the anger when she thought I wanted to bang her while she was upchucking and then later when she says that's kinda cool and ask who taught you that trick and you say Playboy magazine even though your dying to say your mom.......and smile

Well there's a ramble I never saw coming.....and now back to boobs and dat ass!

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aww thanks, it is always fun to turn a man into an idiot and play with him as I see fit. now how to relate to your ramble. my mom never wore panties in her hair, though mom was rocking the 80s high fashion pixie a good portion of my childhood (while I was seeing how high I could get my hair lol). it is totally annoying when someone is trying to bang you when you are trying to puke (look, don't follow me, wait in the other room, and most assuredly don't be putting your fingers there, k, thanks, fucking hell, seriously, for fucks sake) so I get her annoyance at first lol

Dionysian Beast said:

Hahah Yeah, I must have missed those.

And that makes sense, definitely more convenient. I like your photos, no matter where they're taken, anyway

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well then you are missing my wide variety thongs, including my sequined one that is old enough to drink legally in a bar. also that i don't recommend heavily sequined thongs, they poke in not good ways.

but yeah, being I wear jeans and belts, it is a whole lot easier for a tit flash, than a pussy or ass flash. but glad you like both my messy cube and my messy house

here now

Your blouse perfectly frames those stunning breasts.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well then you are missing my wide variety thongs, including my sequined one that is old enough to drink legally in a bar. also that i don't recommend heavily sequined thongs, they poke in not good ways.

but yeah, being I wear jeans and belts, it is a whole lot easier for a tit flash, than a pussy or ass flash. but glad you like both my messy cube and my messy house

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I am definitely missing all those. And not that I am into wearing thongs, but I will keep that in mind

Trust me, the last thing I would notice in your photos would be the messiness of the environment hahah

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

put dave's insanity sauce on incandescent bulbs

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Could you please explain this part to slightly denser readers like me ?
Or should I put on a lab coat and goggles and find out myself ?

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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Amazing as always. Your beauty never ceases to brighten my day. Your eyes look almost hypnotic in the first pic. Hope you had a great day.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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Gorgeous as always, I know I’ve said it before but I envy your cubicle - how will you cope if they go open-plan?

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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I'm guessing that a lot of people had difficulty keeping eye contact with you yesterday, but that's probably something that you experience frequently.

ohverbatum7 said:

here now

Your blouse perfectly frames those stunning breasts.

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Well thank you.

Dionysian Beast said:

I am definitely missing all those. And not that I am into wearing thongs, but I will keep that in mind

Trust me, the last thing I would notice in your photos would be the messiness of the environment hahah

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Yeah thongs look better on chicks. Sorry guys, they just do.

And good, does that mean we won't notice the saw dust, wood shavings, and crumbled bits of oreos on my couch (came home from work to find kids had multiplied and taken over the house, guys there was some water exposure or something)

pv2012 said:

Could you please explain this part to slightly denser readers like me ?
Or should I put on a lab coat and goggles and find out myself ?

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Well I learned this accidentally when cooking. Exposing those hot sauces that no normal person will eat, alone, to a high heat like a frying pan, releases capsaicin into the air, and may force you to evacuate your house while it airs out due to the tear gas like effect. Even the cats. Anyway, An incandescent bulb heats to about 250, thus duplicates this on a much smaller scale. It is OK though, my friends and I would play quite mean tricks on each other, maybe I will ramble later.

Wolflord6988 said:

Amazing as always. Your beauty never ceases to brighten my day. Your eyes look almost hypnotic in the first pic. Hope you had a great day.

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Thank you.

AlliaPotestas said:

Gorgeous as always, I know I’ve said it before but I envy your cubicle - how will you cope if they go open-plan?

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I have worked in open floor plans, but everyone was complete freaks, like they would hold the camera and add themselves to the photos lol.

This company I am not concerned. They have been cutting staffing in this office for years (others are increasing staffing) . We are probably a third of what it was. I have generic markers, no way they would buy desks. The cube walls hold the counters. We are pretty much low budget and bare bones in this office. Changing the floorplan that much would be money they would not invest in this location.

Trvlingman said:

I'm guessing that a lot of people had difficulty keeping eye contact with you yesterday, but that's probably something that you experience frequently.

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Honestly, I am not sure, as I am not usually making eye contact. When people want to talk with me, it is usually because they can't make something work as expected. So I am generally looking at their screen isolating what is wrong. Some people will engage in conversation, and I will multitask, but my primary focus is still on the reason they came to see me or called me over to them.

Well so far today I have no pictures to offer except me with worn off makeup I slept in, unbrushed hair, yesterdays shirt, my fashion forward Grinch sleepy pants, sitting on my saw dust, wood shavings, and Oreo crumb covered couch, watching masterchef junior while my kid watches dc super hero girls. Yup, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well so far today I have no pictures to offer except me with worn off makeup I slept in, unbrushed hair, yesterdays shirt, my fashion forward Grinch sleepy pants, sitting on my saw dust, wood shavings, and Oreo crumb covered couch, watching masterchef junior while my kid watches dc super hero girls. Yup, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Well so far today I have no pictures to offer except me with worn off makeup I slept in, unbrushed hair, yesterdays shirt, my fashion forward Grinch sleepy pants, sitting on my saw dust, wood shavings, and Oreo crumb covered couch, watching masterchef junior while my kid watches dc super hero girls. Yup, don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

http://i.imgur.com/UWTh8W4m.jpg

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And still looking as gorgeous as ever.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So no idea what to post today, thus todays outfit brought to you by my cube

it is the button fail shirt and surprise surprise, jeans




and yes of course, a tit pic

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Looks like a button win to me!