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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so today is thursday, and I know you totally wanted to see my camouflage thong, with my florescent cheetah socks, paired with my mixed animal print bedspread, because that all goes together really nice.

side note, I think I found the angle that makes my big ole ass look the biggest lol

http://i.imgur.com/bnaSZf7m.jpg

and boobies
http://i.imgur.com/ncAxBjsm.jpg

and some rambling about my morning.

so I am showering and kid comes in the bathroom to ramble about crap. I have long accepted I lost all rights to privacy becoming a mom. I actually learned that while pregnant, and of course delivery. weekly doctors appointments with groups of observing med students, 4 days in L&D, etc etc. Anywho, so 5 year old son rambling about crap when I get out of shower and start drying off. at which point he decides to ask questions firming up his female biology knowledge. ok yes you were once in my belly, yes I wear bras to cover my breasts, yes they had milk in them when you were a baby, yes milk came out of my nipples. And which point he first says, they probably had a lot of milk because they look really big. yes kid, I guess. next question he asks "Did you spill a lot of milk on the floor?" I say huh? "he says well that is where your nipples are pointing, so I bet you spilled a lot on the floor". thanks kid.

And that is why my kid is on my shit list today lol.
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looking really good.... really really good :devil:

Now I need some private time of my own :devil:
 
k_m_d_ said:
About time I commented, this is basically the only thread on Lit I read anymore. :rolleyes:
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well thanks, feel free to provide a topic for me to ramble about, as I assume that is why you are looking at my thread, right?


toben3297 said:
that is one fuckin amazing ass..oh all the naughty things I would do to it :devil:
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thank you. but nothing about my lovely camo thong (which actually a coworker at my last company bought for me lol, it went with a sheer camo crop top, well at least a crop top on me, it maybe is supposed to be a full length top, who knows)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
thank you. but nothing about my lovely camo thong (which actually a coworker at my last company bought for me lol, it went with a sheer camo crop top, well at least a crop top on me, it maybe is supposed to be a full length top, who knows)
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Unfortunately I was a bit distracted. Yes very hot thong.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so I mentioned I had a small amount of time to myself on Sunday. So many productive things I could have done, but instead I:

did my nails.
http://i.imgur.com/7f13FIom.jpg

took a bath
http://i.imgur.com/XLiXU5Zm.jpg

with a rubber ducky.
http://i.imgur.com/aupSXvum.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k0El9u0m.jpg

yeah my rubber ducky is big, why go small when you can go big?

it was nice to have a little alone time. I haven't taken a bubble bath in years. chicks on here seem to take a lot of baths. hum.
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Lucky Ducky! :)
 
I remember that age and being the one to say those things, last week I think it was! :eek:

Hey I'm thinking your looking hot and if your nipple placement is an issue we can just put you in another position::p:

Are your camo panties comfee cause they look amazing on you body !
 
As always Justa, stunning pics, great ramble!

What an absolutely gorgeous arse, I just want to gently tease that thong aside, run my fingers along your warm, wet, smooth slit, slap your arse cheeks and set to work with fingers and tongue. I don't think it would be too long before your arse moved up further and your face became buried in the bed...

Be nice to continue that thought in person 😉
 
toben3297 said:
Unfortunately I was a bit distracted. Yes very hot thong.
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thank you, but no it is tacky as hell, but hey, I am klassy like that.


thinkingofyou3000 said:
Lucky Ducky! :)
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thanks

wickedpanda said:
I remember that age and being the one to say those things, last week I think it was! :eek:

Hey I'm thinking your looking hot and if your nipple placement is an issue we can just put you in another position::p:

Are your camo panties comfee cause they look amazing on you body !
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lol. yeah I need to go up in space or some shit. I would like to see them defy gravity for once.

and yeah they aren't bad.

k_m_d_ said:
Magnets.
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oh fuck. do I actually have a story about magnets lol. i may not. just some random confessions while I think

I can not scrap a set of good speakers without first salvaging the magnet, I just can't. I use them to hold random crap in the garage or for random things

I might enjoy building things with magnatiles more than the children they belong to. new years, my drunk ass might have built a small city during some down time.

I keep intending to add magnetic side and top clasps to some lingerie so I can do that whole pull off thing. It will likely have to be brown lingerie, because my sewing machine bobbin has brown thread loaded, and I am a little concerned about the bobbin, and I think if I want to change or run out, I will end up having to post on my local facebook group "$10 to the first person who comes to my house and threads my bobbin"

some of the ways I used to screw with people...hide high end speaker magnets near their CRT monitor, put tape under the ball in mice, change the dictionary in outlook to autocorrect words like The to buttmunch and And to I think David Hasselhoff is hot etc and laugh when they sent an email without looking or laugh as they kept fighting with it, put dave's insanity sauce on incandescent bulbs
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
thank you, but no it is tacky as hell, but hey, I am klassy like that.




thanks



lol. yeah I need to go up in space or some shit. I would like to see them defy gravity for once.

and yeah they aren't bad.


oh fuck. do I actually have a story about magnets lol. i may not. just some random confessions while I think

I can not scrap a set of good speakers without first salvaging the magnet, I just can't. I use them to hold random crap in the garage or for random things

I might enjoy building things with magnatiles more than the children they belong to. new years, my drunk ass might have built a small city during some down time.

I keep intending to add magnetic side and top clasps to some lingerie so I can do that whole pull off thing. It will likely have to be brown lingerie, because my sewing machine bobbin has brown thread loaded, and I am a little concerned about the bobbin, and I think if I want to change or run out, I will end up having to post on my local facebook group "$10 to the first person who comes to my house and threads my bobbin"

some of the ways I used to screw with people...hide high end speaker magnets near their CRT monitor, put tape under the ball in mice, change the dictionary in outlook to autocorrect words like The to buttmunch and And to I think David Hasselhoff is hot etc and laugh when they sent an email without looking or laugh as they kept fighting with it, put dave's insanity sauce on incandescent bulbs
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You said, said the secret word. It was "bobbin". I am so turned on right now. Lol😁
 
Squealz said:
As always Justa, stunning pics, great ramble!

What an absolutely gorgeous arse, I just want to gently tease that thong aside, run my fingers along your warm, wet, smooth slit, slap your arse cheeks and set to work with fingers and tongue. I don't think it would be too long before your arse moved up further and your face became buried in the bed...

Be nice to continue that thought in person 😉
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thank you. yeah i suspect it would not be long until my ass was up

MikeyD0bb said:
Loved that last ramble. Kids are so observant so when you rather they weren't.
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thanks. kids are annoying like that

MikeyD0bb said:
You said, said the secret word. It was "bobbin". I am so turned on right now. Lol😁
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oh yes those sexy bobbins, with the hole and the way they bounce up and down when you are threading them, and move so very fast.
 
What an ass Justa. That pic is mesmerizing in some ways. I bet if you wore a thong with a single line in it and put it right in my face I bet you could hypnotize me. And hey if the hypnosis doesn't work I'd say there's still like at least an 85% chance I would do whatever you told me to do. So that's a win/win.
 
I'm sure your boobs float great at the beach :nana:

It's totally selfish of me but I'm glad your boobs keep growing and you keep showing!:heart:

As for the office pranks well those are greta until you pull them on me then your just evil, so judgemental of me , I blame bath duck jealousy for it.
 
Kids, lmao.

I can assure you, everyone's assume looks at least that big from that angle. Your ass is just FINE!!!

Must admit, I've never spent this much time aroused and laughing. Your thread is the best in so many ways.

As far as the lactating thing...
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so today is thursday, and I know you totally wanted to see my camouflage thong, with my florescent cheetah socks, paired with my mixed animal print bedspread, because that all goes together really nice.

side note, I think I found the angle that makes my big ole ass look the biggest lol

You are sexy, but you seem to have a gift for stand up also. easily the best thread on Lit.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
yeah yeah. always good to have a kid around because they will also say things like "ya know, your belly is getting kind of fat, maybe you should eat more salads again" or "why is it so dark under your eyes". kids are dicks.
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Ouch. The sting of youthful and straightforward innocence coupled with a lack of awareness. A deadly combo.

I'll enjoy looking at your ass instead, thank you very much. Is the camo thong in case you want to have sex in the woods? Is it hunting attire?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
some of the ways I used to screw with people...hide high end speaker magnets near their CRT monitor, put tape under the ball in mice, change the dictionary in outlook to autocorrect words like The to buttmunch and And to I think David Hasselhoff is hot etc and laugh when they sent an email without looking or laugh as they kept fighting with it, put dave's insanity sauce on incandescent bulbs
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I love this! Thank you for the inspiration.....:devil::devil::devil:
 
Dionysian Beast said:
Oh trust me, I would not hesitate if it were is hahah It's fucking great!

Also, I was not aware you had such a big delicious booty ;)
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well thanks, though my ass has been posted a lot, most thursdays, but yeah I post my tits more, faster to do in my cubical lol

kdunn762012 said:
What an ass Justa. That pic is mesmerizing in some ways. I bet if you wore a thong with a single line in it and put it right in my face I bet you could hypnotize me. And hey if the hypnosis doesn't work I'd say there's still like at least an 85% chance I would do whatever you told me to do. So that's a win/win.
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well thanks, yeah even without hypnosis most people tend to do what I tell them, I can bee very convincing. well except children, they don't listen to me at all

ohverbatum7 said:
Now that's an arse to be proud of.
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thank you.

wickedpanda said:
I'm sure your boobs float great at the beach :nana:

It's totally selfish of me but I'm glad your boobs keep growing and you keep showing!:heart:

As for the office pranks well those are greta until you pull them on me then your just evil, so judgemental of me , I blame bath duck jealousy for it.
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well I try to keep them strapped in at the beach. don't want to traumatize anyone. and you know you want to insult your coworkers and tell them the dirty thoughts you have about David Hasselhoff so you know it would still be awesome if I pulled it on you

JDredd711 said:
Kids, lmao.

I can assure you, everyone's assume looks at least that big from that angle. Your ass is just FINE!!!

Must admit, I've never spent this much time aroused and laughing. Your thread is the best in so many ways.

As far as the lactating thing...
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well thanks, and hey I haven't heard songs written about little asses right. And yeah if there is such a thing as comedy porn, I so missed my calling.

o2baPrince said:
You are sexy, but you seem to have a gift for stand up also. easily the best thread on Lit.
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thanks, yeah I like to laugh, and I seem to have a screwed up life. not sure which came first, but my life is comedy gold.

EndlessNameless said:
Ouch. The sting of youthful and straightforward innocence coupled with a lack of awareness. A deadly combo.

I'll enjoy looking at your ass instead, thank you very much. Is the camo thong in case you want to have sex in the woods? Is it hunting attire?
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yeah, kids. what can you do

thong ...it is in case I want to have sex in the woods but not bee seen by anyone? Actually, at the time i was working marketing for a hunting equipment manufacturer. one of the sales reps who used to visit hunting equipment retailers, saw it in one of his stores, and thought I'd get a kick out of it. that is pretty much the same way I ended up with a hooters uniform. though the hunting company had a massive hydro dip machine, so I camoed a lot of weird shit when bored. Like camo shoes, silverware, mugs, knives, a camo machete or 2. like yeah, if I was bored and the dip guys were running, yup, I was sticking random shit in to see how it came out.

I like to misuse office equipment. we got work to buy a drone, and have been trying for a while to convince them we really need a 3d printer. but for now I mainly misuse the plotter, because we all need to print lifesized posters.

Anyway, this is why the coworker thought I'd be amused with camo lingerie.

Forest_Fun said:
I love this! Thank you for the inspiration.....:devil::devil::devil:
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lol. yes it is always important to screw with your coworkers, it increases work place morale.
 
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