CanadianM
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Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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Todger65
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Productive time, but you forgot to mention fingering yourself in that last photo
well, now I have a new favorite film ... *smiling*
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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maybe, we shall see
I'll say! But it's a damn good taste
well thanks...but you haven't tasted my cooking soooo, easy to say now
If you did advertisements for bubble bath....there would be a run on bubble baths.. Such a sexy babe!
thank you. It was sea salt and caramel scented bubble bath. I have to admit I appreciate the irony that when I was young I was using all this floral scented crap to get rid of the food smell when I went out (from working in restaurants) and now I end up with food scented crap. hum bacon and french fry scented bubble bath anyone.
Thank you, and my big ass rubber ducky rocks.
thank you, glad you enjoy
Total awesome ducky
thanks but not really. I slapped purple paint on my nails with a little brush.
Also, ducks are nothing when you have experience with geese lol
I do want to come back as your "rubber ducky"
oh I am sure there are much better things to come back as.
Well that happens so often it isn't even worth mentioning lol. Besides I need something to play with, how long can one play with a rubber ducky
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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well thanks. it is kind of lacking on plot though
xhxhxh
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not at all..... theres suspense.... intrigue... a cliff hanger like quality to it.
I give four........ errrrrrr somethings up!
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Hmm. It's difficult to get hard on command sometimes. But when you least expect it....
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Wait, we were talking about your cooking?
Don't screw with my imagination now
wickedpanda
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Plots are over rated yours is both porn , an action video with a pinch of science.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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well thanks...hum, cocks up sounds like an interest rating scale, wonder if a porn blogger has done that already
lol. damn nothing ever listens, does it
Wait, we were talking about your cooking?
Don't screw with my imagination now
lol. damn it now I feel the need for a food sex pun. hum. please double stuff my oreo. eh good enough, it counts
Plots are over rated yours is both porn , an action video with a pinch of science.
well thanks. hum nude science experiment videos shall be my next google search. if no one has done that, they totally should.
thank you
thank you. and my towels are boring. I have posted at least one before though. I wear 2 towels. yup my hair gets its own towel. i have a lot of fucking hair and it holds a lot of water.
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Hahaha I'm good with that, too.
And don't mind if do... double stuffing is always great
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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so today is thursday, and I know you totally wanted to see my camouflage thong, with my florescent cheetah socks, paired with my mixed animal print bedspread, because that all goes together really nice.
side note, I think I found the angle that makes my big ole ass look the biggest lol
http://i.imgur.com/bnaSZf7m.jpg
and boobies
http://i.imgur.com/ncAxBjsm.jpg
and some rambling about my morning.
so I am showering and kid comes in the bathroom to ramble about crap. I have long accepted I lost all rights to privacy becoming a mom. I actually learned that while pregnant, and of course delivery. weekly doctors appointments with groups of observing med students, 4 days in L&D, etc etc. Anywho, so 5 year old son rambling about crap when I get out of shower and start drying off. at which point he decides to ask questions firming up his female biology knowledge. ok yes you were once in my belly, yes I wear bras to cover my breasts, yes they had milk in them when you were a baby, yes milk came out of my nipples. And which point he first says, they probably had a lot of milk because they look really big. yes kid, I guess. next question he asks "Did you spill a lot of milk on the floor?" I say huh? "he says well that is where your nipples are pointing, so I bet you spilled a lot on the floor". thanks kid.
And that is why my kid is on my shit list today lol.
side note, I think I found the angle that makes my big ole ass look the biggest lol
http://i.imgur.com/bnaSZf7m.jpg
and boobies
http://i.imgur.com/ncAxBjsm.jpg
and some rambling about my morning.
so I am showering and kid comes in the bathroom to ramble about crap. I have long accepted I lost all rights to privacy becoming a mom. I actually learned that while pregnant, and of course delivery. weekly doctors appointments with groups of observing med students, 4 days in L&D, etc etc. Anywho, so 5 year old son rambling about crap when I get out of shower and start drying off. at which point he decides to ask questions firming up his female biology knowledge. ok yes you were once in my belly, yes I wear bras to cover my breasts, yes they had milk in them when you were a baby, yes milk came out of my nipples. And which point he first says, they probably had a lot of milk because they look really big. yes kid, I guess. next question he asks "Did you spill a lot of milk on the floor?" I say huh? "he says well that is where your nipples are pointing, so I bet you spilled a lot on the floor". thanks kid.
And that is why my kid is on my shit list today lol.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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yeah yeah. always good to have a kid around because they will also say things like "ya know, your belly is getting kind of fat, maybe you should eat more salads again" or "why is it so dark under your eyes". kids are dicks.
well not really. I did pump hands free for 2 years, so maybe an occasional mishap where I didn't screw a bottle on correctly but generally no, my floor just had its typical level of dirt.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Your story makes me laugh!!! but your pics make me drool!!!
thanks. i guess the question becomes if you are drooling, then laugh, does anything end up on the floor
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Hahaha I'm good with that, too.
And don't mind if do... double stuffing is always great
yes double stuffed is awesome. also go there if it is an option lol.
spanishstud
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Great to see you still posting. I'll have to catch up on your thread been away for a bit.
Todger65
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Love the photos, an no your arse isn’t that big. It’s just right, spreads well and plenty to hold onto for doggy sex.
Kids are great, so funny with their immature questions. You need to prepare for the day after some bad sex Ed at school, when he points at your pussy and says, ‘how did I get out of there, it’s not that big’.
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I was going to ask that but was too late ....... I'm thinking the kids got a girl friend and hes double checking what she tells him.....and now to the point of me lusting for Justa's ass and those once milk filled titties.....
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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ah so no kids (as one would assume more than twice in your life if you did) and idk, not like my tits ever do anything on command...trust me I have been telling them to stop growing and my last set of bras are technically too small so they don't listen
thanks, hope you found something entertaining
Well thanks, and thank you for saying my ass isnt that big. that is always appreciated. And lol on the future how question, do I answer a fuck ton of stitches kid, a fuck ton of stitches lol
I was going to ask that but was too late ....... I'm thinking the kids got a girl friend and hes double checking what she tells him.....and now to the point of me lusting for Justa's ass and those once milk filled titties.....
sorry you are too slow. and idk, he asks a lot of inappropriate things. I am just happy he stopped having conversations with old people that begin "well you are old and will probably die soon, so I am sure you have thought about it, what do you think will happen when you die?" yeah he is a hit at the senior center visiting grandma lol.
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that is one fuckin amazing ass..oh all the naughty things I would do to it
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