kdunn762012
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Alas you have discovered my kink. Your big tits, incredible add and the rest are nice and all but oh baby give more cubicle!
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When I grow up, I want to be Ted, drunk, in the back seat of a car with you, playing with your bewbs and taking Polaroids.
And you have such a sexy ass and legs. I could spend hours between those thighs. Literally.
Alas you have discovered my kink. Your big tits, incredible add and the rest are nice and all but oh baby give more cubicle!
Happy Thursday right back at you. Love that shot of you bent over your couch this morning. That certainly would have stopped me in my tracks and deserved at least a few kisses if not more
so todays rambling...back to finishing up my limited and pointless experience with chicks.
this is a short one. It was maybe 8 years ago. Ok, we tried to move as far away from family as possible. when we bought out rural bumblefuck house, we eventually learned his mothers cousin lived next town over. We started doing some family events. Their barn parties were pretty wild. Everyone over 20 and under 55 drank heavily. So, I am already three sheets to the wind, dancing and laughing, maybe even karaoke, and I can't sing and now it, so I am plowed when that happens. It started to die down around midnight. So, we leave, but when I am drunk, I can live forever, there is no need for sleep ever, etc etc. Seriously, it is like, god damn will that crazy bitch just pass out already, but alas, no. So I convince Hubby to take me to a local redneck bar. We met this young couple, chick was fucking hot, and she and I are really hitting it off. We are dancing, making out, all over each other, going well. Yeah, she is plowed too. Her and I decide it would be awesome to get our hubbies and take the party private. After discussing, She and I determined their house is where we should go because her cat just had kittens. Yes, drunk chick logic dictates go where baby fury animals are, so we can hold them and go awwww and shit. We inform our husbands of our plans, seems all good. We are supposed to follow them. Hubby does not, and just drives until I figure out we are not following anyone. He tells my drunk ass, sorry I guess I lost them, so home it is, and we go home. Next morning, I ask if he played me, and yeah he is pretty much bitch please, no way, was not happening, but you are impossible like that, so I figured I'd say I agree, ignore your plan, and hope you forgot. Never saw the couple again. Hum what is the chick version of a cock block? ...beaver dam, cunt shunt, clam jam, lip zipper, taco blocko, twat swat? Well whatever, clearly he was not down with me and bar chick taking our night private. And now i will need to find a new topic to ramble about.
But hey, work pics
Omg tits, ass, wires, empty boxes. Too much hotness!
Hot hot cubicle pics today..... you really do brighten up the workplace. Seeing your face reminds me of a girl that lived across the street from me when I was growing up. Needless to say I made many messes thinking about her.
I can help with that whole filling your box thing if you like.....
Well your box is quite inviting.
The view is always amazing and the bitch is always crazy and the ramblings are entertaining AF , how is it you not a call girl and heart breaker .... wait don't answer it would ruin the fantasy
wickedsexy is my final judgment then there's wickedfun,clever,etc
Hah, beaver dam. I'm using that!
Beautiful photos. Love the story.so todays rambling...back to finishing up my limited and pointless experience with chicks.
this is a short one. It was maybe 8 years ago. Ok, we tried to move as far away from family as possible. when we bought out rural bumblefuck house, we eventually learned his mothers cousin lived next town over. We started doing some family events. Their barn parties were pretty wild. Everyone over 20 and under 55 drank heavily. So, I am already three sheets to the wind, dancing and laughing, maybe even karaoke, and I can't sing and now it, so I am plowed when that happens. It started to die down around midnight. So, we leave, but when I am drunk, I can live forever, there is no need for sleep ever, etc etc. Seriously, it is like, god damn will that crazy bitch just pass out already, but alas, no. So I convince Hubby to take me to a local redneck bar. We met this young couple, chick was fucking hot, and she and I are really hitting it off. We are dancing, making out, all over each other, going well. Yeah, she is plowed too. Her and I decide it would be awesome to get our hubbies and take the party private. After discussing, She and I determined their house is where we should go because her cat just had kittens. Yes, drunk chick logic dictates go where baby fury animals are, so we can hold them and go awwww and shit. We inform our husbands of our plans, seems all good. We are supposed to follow them. Hubby does not, and just drives until I figure out we are not following anyone. He tells my drunk ass, sorry I guess I lost them, so home it is, and we go home. Next morning, I ask if he played me, and yeah he is pretty much bitch please, no way, was not happening, but you are impossible like that, so I figured I'd say I agree, ignore your plan, and hope you forgot. Never saw the couple again. Hum what is the chick version of a cock block? ...beaver dam, cunt shunt, clam jam, lip zipper, taco blocko, twat swat? Well whatever, clearly he was not down with me and bar chick taking our night private. And now i will need to find a new topic to ramble about.
But hey, work pics
http://i.imgur.com/WyCl0F0m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1Jc7eu5m.jpg
Come on you pay a hooker to leave and a gf to stay....mean maybe but true.
Hows your Thursday going sexy girl and cyber ninja all rolled up in one yummy package?
I'm on beer two, thank you public school math skills so yes my day is awesome you brought the boos and I have the beer!
OK Justa going to request a future pigtail hair boobs out pic you decide if its with sexy wear or not.
Beautiful photos. Love the story.
Four beers down making them last Justa.
You never rush a good beer or a naked woman in a fun mood
You know just cause I request it doesn't mean your going to do it and we don't talk about your age cup size,your ass,legs those eyes and those sweet lips we talk about but your age no reason to when you look damn good, yes a fun fact and a shameless bit of flirting.
I have my real age then there's the age my mind returns to when I look at your pics.
do you often have situations that are not cock blocks but beaver dams?
Ok how about a Ponytail,fishnets and the school girl skirt front and back....yes I'm dreaming big now you game sexy lady?
The beers were good and the last one chased down homemade spaghetti and meatballs,garlic french bread, store bought bread from Winn Dixie slow baked for a soft crust.
Hey I had some time today when not lusting for you and few other lit ladies!
No, but if the opportunity ever arises. I have been the victim of assisted cock blocking.
Now Winn Dixie, yeah I have to admit being a Publix snob. It is where shopping is a pleasure. ok maybe not actually a pleasure...yet, but they are friendly, with no lines, and load your car etc etc
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SO out of curiosity I did a search on Winn Dixie. Looks like they've missed your custom so much they've had to file for bankruptcy...
Publix I tried em ,they move stuff around on you in the store ,hate that and I'm a guy so no loading my car and those damn speed bumps your not sure if it was a speed bump or sad husband looking for for a quick death vs divorce court, yes I've seen the dead eyed husband at Publix the true walking dead,
I'm sorry you mentioned your ass and I got all lusty eyed and spaced for a second or minute(s)
Hey I started my Friday off great I slept in and got that call from work wake up, saw the time,the traffic said give me a vacation day ,hung up and got a shower, its funny but even my coffee taste better this morning at home
Pink,red,black am I going to complain about this NO, no I'm not but its nice you do.
They stopped being the Beef People and well weren't ready for the competition from Publix, Walmart,Dollar General and yes Target where shopping makes you a target.
I went in Winn Dixie one night saw all the Star Wars TLJ crap turned around and went to NYPD Pizza, the group of jedi's swinging their light sabers and my tolerance for after work BS was not a good mix.
Real sad news is that ToysRus is going out of business and that place was every ones free daycare center