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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.



and they poorly timed moving one because I can


below boobs

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.



and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

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Wow!

so todays ramblings I will humor the request with adventures of my tits

I already shared the day my tits broke a buildings network story http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88414438&postcount=297

somewhere I have shared the security camera I thought was unmanned and flashed for years, then a security guard introduced himself when he saw me shopping.

I shared why I don't wear button downs often because of going through a meeting and a whole presentation in a room full of men and no one told me my shirt was unbuttoned to my belly button. or a similar time when a really religious guy finally worked up the nerve to tell me as he stared at the sky. and kind of fumbled with words and pointed.

I am sure I shared winning dart games and trivia games that were borderline by flashing the opposing player to throw him off.

I probably shared that I am incapable of riding in a convertible or t top car without standing up and flashing someone, usually a trucker, and the one time a trucker actually caught up and held $1000 and his cell number up against his window,

I think I shared the old soup guy in New Orleans Story, but if I didn't it was a short one. I just remember it because the look on the guys face. New orleans, near bourbon street but off, February, not mardi gras but close enough. We are walking down the street and see this nice looking restaurant, with a french name, and big picture windows. I was dared to flash the restaurant. so I run up, lift my shirt and bras, and literally smash against the glass. By the window was this elderly couple, the man was eating soup. He just froze. spoon almost near his mouth, mouth open, just frozen. It was just so funny to us. anyway, I leave the window, pull my top down and we run off laughing.

One I am pretty sure I haven't shared, the mall fast food taco guy, Ted. I don't even remember how it started. I was working in a department store's computer and big ticket electronics department, and used to go into the mall for lunches. Maybe he was staring at my tits or something, but if he was there, and no one else was looking at me, I would flash him. Pretty much became like my security camera thing. Every time I saw him. Once he even got a Polaroid lol. yeah, I have no idea why Ted, but Ted the taco guy saw my tits probably 100 times, in the middle of the mall.

And here is a cute one. One of my best friends in high school, a year older than me, had a sister a year younger. Well their parents were going out of town and leaving them alone. I was taking my friend out to party and paint the town, but little sister wanted to have a party. So little sister gave me money and asked me to buy her alcohol. big sis drove me. I was seriously under age, but I never got carded, hence them asking me. So I buy for her. And big sis and I leave and find trouble on our own. We are at a frat party getting plowed and lil sis pages me. I use their phone and omg it is a disaster, someone broke the shower curtain, someone was riding this guy in the bedroom and he puked everywhere, the house is trashed, everyone is being too loud, omg omg help. ok so I tell her hold on, turn the music off and ask sober people not with drunk people to leave, they will leave if asked, don't let drunk people go, dont let drunk people out of the house. I have big sis drive me home to get my moms rainbow vacuum cleaner. Then we head to lil sis. I get pukey kid completely stripped, in the shower, and get him cleaned. start washing his clothes and the bedding. chick that got puked on soon left once sober enough and left pukey with us, had pukey settled on the bed, while I wet vacuumed the floor, fixed the shower curtain, while regularly making sure he wasn't going to die. Got him redressed when his clothing was done, at which point he tells me he has to be home by midnight. So, he is at least talking and not puking. Big sis drives, lil sis is front seat, I stick with him in the back seat, again making sure he is all good. So he is laying with his head on my lap, and starts playing peek a boo from under my tits, under my shirt, commenting on my tits, how they were the biggest he had seen, grabbing them, making them bounce, talk, making jokes. It was hysterical to all of us, so I let the drunk kid play with my tits for like the whole 45 minute drive just because the shit he was coming up with was golden. By the end of the ride, he is no longer a health risk, but still silly and not the best walker, so I help him sneak into his home and get him to bed. We go back to the sisters house, finish cleaning, get stoned. I spend the night. big sis drives me home in the morning. Their parents get home, detect nothing. Well, we missed one thing. Apparently, lil sis screwed a guy in the parents bedroom and a condom wrapped got misplaced and they found it. They get the girls together, show and ask them. They look at each other, and come up with...oh I don't know, it must have been Justa, yeah I think that's it, she was in there with a boy. yeah lol. no worries though, I had taken the blame for several of big sis's things at school and home. I got in and out of trouble with ease usually, so I had confessed to things she had done before. Their parents hated me though, and most of why was actually their own precious angels things lol.

hum..what else, my tits have been photocopied, covered in so many substances I can't begin to guess.... painted on outfits, liquid latex, cum, lots of edible substances, makeup, marker. Back in the day, any time we went to a restaurant, hubby made a game of trying to launch things and get them stuck in my cleavage. I used to smuggle banned things in between and under my tits constantly. Pager, flask, pipe, lighter, bag of pot, pack of cigarettes were pretty much in my bra daily.

And there you have some adventures of my tits.

Entertaining. One can only guess at the adventures your other parts have experienced.

deft said:

Goodness, you're incredible.

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thank you

Paul_Chance said:

I think it's a good way to view life and the world. It opens you up for all the strange and wonderful things that happen as we make our way. Never hold to tightly to anything or anyone. Love life with an open hand and an open heart. You'll pick up some bumps and bruises along the way, but it's worth it.

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I agree, though I will admit it is easier to not hold tightly when you have nothing to hold on to. I know a lot of people had thought many of my adventures were daring and brave, but really I had nothing to lose by not. I can say the most free I have been is when I had nothing. I would have a much harder time taking as many risks as I did in the past.

Paul_Chance said:

I've always loved that back shot with the curve of a breast revealed. There is something incredibly sensual about it for me. Beautiful shots.

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thank you. and of course thank other lit peeps

mibuilder said:

You continue to amaze and delight.

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thank you

CanadianM said:

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

Absolutely gorgeous!!!!

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thank you

Todger65 said:

You are beautiful no matter what you wear or don’t, even without make up.

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thank you. but I will never ever give up my black eyeliner...ever. I will be cremated with it lol

scotluvsoral said:

WOW! You just blow me way! So damn sexy and open!!

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thank you

wazkman3x said:

I miss your smile in this one

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i missed my black eyeliner, sorry.

bone251 said:

Wow!

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thank you

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.



and they poorly timed moving one because I can


below boobs

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.



and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

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You are so awesome. Thanks for the special pics. Love them. And this post proves you and your breasts are amazing from any angle, without makeup too.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.



and they poorly timed moving one because I can


below boobs

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.



and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

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Beautiful. No matter when or how.

kdunn762012 said:

Entertaining. One can only guess at the adventures your other parts have experienced.

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thanks, I will slowly get through them as something jogs my memory

JDredd711 said:

You are so awesome. Thanks for the special pics. Love them. And this post proves you and your breasts are amazing from any angle, without makeup too.

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thank you and your welcome. I don't mind requests, well at least not pervy ones, Ok and i don't mind some of the pervy ones lol

cubbies4vrs said:

Beautiful. No matter when or how.

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thank you.

You're a gem. Truly interesting packages rarely come with such attractive wrapping.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

thanks, I will slowly get through them as something jogs my memory



thank you and your welcome. I don't mind requests, well at least not pervy ones, Ok and i don't mind some of the pervy ones lol


thank you.

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I'll be filling your box, seeing which pervy ones make it through.

You have led an entertaining life i must say. I was in the military and have little in the way of stories to share. I've got a couple drunk stories with my step brother, but I'll save those for my own thread. Curious, have you ever been caught taking titty pics in your cubicle?

kdunn762012 said:

You're a gem. Truly interesting packages rarely come with such attractive wrapping.

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thank you. it is always nice when someone appreciates the package and the wrapping

JDredd711 said:

I'll be filling your box, seeing which pervy ones make it through.

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promises promises.

MikeyD0bb said:

You have led an entertaining life i must say. I was in the military and have little in the way of stories to share. I've got a couple drunk stories with my step brother, but I'll save those for my own thread. Curious, have you ever been caught taking titty pics in your cubicle?

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Thanks, and hey, military guys can be crazy fun. No, only seen taking clothed selfies and looking at porn, and no one cares. been stuck in the shower room waiting for people to leave the rest room. cleaning crew especially lol.

The waiting is the hardest part.

Wow! You are stunning!

Beautiful pics

There simply are no words to describe how beautiful of a woman you are...

kdunn762012 said:

The waiting is the hardest part.

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Well they say patience is a virtue. I have never been really good with being patient though.

gablondes said:

Wow! You are stunning!

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thank you

VanGogh66 said:

Beautiful pics

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thank you

dchockeyman said:

There simply are no words to describe how beautiful of a woman you are...

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thank you

well happy thursday. almost the weekend yippie. of course my weekends are not much different than my week days. might even be more work. they need school on weekends,

anyway the reality of my days

lounging on the couch at night watching tv


heading to bed


wake up in the morning, return to my messy play room with crayon covered walls, rushing to get kid out to school, me to work, barking orders.



yup just another day in the working mom life lol.

Plenty of time for a quickie or two in there!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well happy thursday. almost the weekend yippie. of course my weekends are not much different than my week days. might even be more work. they need school on weekends,

anyway the reality of my days

lounging on the couch at night watching tv
http://i.imgur.com/fd2rmOam.jpg

heading to bed
http://i.imgur.com/r6jZNMJm.jpg

wake up in the morning, return to my messy play room with crayon covered walls, rushing to get kid out to school, me to work, barking orders.

http://i.imgur.com/T6jrsEzm.jpg

yup just another day in the working mom life lol.

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Being good in that first photo, no hand or toy inside you.

It’s good to see you at home as well as work.

dchockeyman said:

Plenty of time for a quickie or two in there!

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that is my opinion, but alas it never works out that way for me

Todger65 said:

Being good in that first photo, no hand or toy inside you.

It’s good to see you at home as well as work.

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well the first photo was the first photo of the night, and the second was the second. I ease into the graphic pervy pictures.

and yeah, feels weird not to post a work picture though so I might.

Yay for dirty work puctures!

Enjoyed your ramblings about the adventures of your tits... and you know what, having studied the photos closely, I can see that they are made for "adventure"! Have a great day sexy lady!!!

kdunn762012 said:

Yay for dirty work puctures!

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oh you just like my fancy cubicle...with all the wires and random crap

CanadianM said:

Enjoyed your ramblings about the adventures of your tits... and you know what, having studied the photos closely, I can see that they are made for "adventure"! Have a great day sexy lady!!!

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well thanks. I will say they have for sure assisted me on my adventures. and thank you. you too

When I grow up, I want to be Ted, drunk, in the back seat of a car with you, playing with your bewbs and taking Polaroids.

And you have such a sexy ass and legs. I could spend hours between those thighs. Literally.