Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Fingathing said:

I mean like adventure stories involving your breasts... Any interesting story?

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I will try to think of something. Hum already shared the time my tits took out the network infrastructure of a building. The serial security cam flashing. And a few others. Fuck I don't remember what I have shared lol.

Todger65 said:

Beautiful tits.

Love the story.

I’ll think of some names. I need to look up a few things first

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Thanks. And look things up, OK that could be interesting lol

hotcpu said:

Just LOVE the ramblings, so please continue. I having to rewire an office for a client today, so it's just me, the wires, patch panels and new firewalls to setup so I'm all ears waiting to hear the next installment!! Love the pic!! Such a HOTTT Tech Geek!!

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Oh fun, do you have to fish through ceilings too? I hate that. And thank you.

bone251 said:

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Thank you.

ohverbatum7 said:

Reading your stories I reached the opinion that you are no longer a teenage, but judging from your latest photo you look quite young.

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Thanks. I am 39 but decided to age backwards as I am refusing 40. I like poor lighting, downward angles, primer, foundation, powder, and that autofix button. I wish life had an autofix button. I'd be pushing that bitch all the time. Everything could be absolutely perfect, and I would still push the damn button just to see if it gets better. Also trying to get an easy button installed on my kids forehead. So far no luck.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and the girls say happy tuesday.

http://i.imgur.com/7yON8p9m.jpg

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And the boys say schwing! (they haven't developed great lingual skills yet. they think about sex too much)

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Oh fun, do you have to fish through ceilings too? I hate that. And thank you.

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No a Sub did that ... although their ability to correctly mark which wire is which leaves a lot to be desired!! And you my Dear are most welcome!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and the girls say happy tuesday.

http://i.imgur.com/7yON8p9m.jpg

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yahoo!

Been away from Lit for awhile and am just catching up on things... must say I love your candid stories, thank you for sharing your experiences and your thoughts... and of course it was nice to catch up on your amazing pics... Have a wonderful week sexy lady!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

yeah it didn't work out so well, she just didn't do what I told her. She ended up playing with a toy instead.

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Maybe next time.... really enjoy your smile and the office photos....

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok tits and a smile. http://i.imgur.com/dHdfv1Cm.jpg


so does anyone want me to ramble about my next experience with chicks. or have a better topic for me to ramble on about? fyi, it only gets um more interesting from the Dylan and Dylan story, and probably less erotic, but it would get deeper into the weird life I have lead.

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Thank you. Absolutely stunning.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and here is yet another work tit shot since y'all seem to be fans

http://i.imgur.com/Evopm8om.jpg

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Very nice. Have you ever gotten totally naked in your cube?

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and the girls say happy tuesday.

http://i.imgur.com/7yON8p9m.jpg

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Very impressive!

Beautiful pictures, lovely smile, and I enjoy the stories. I tend to think human beings are innate storytellers. I think we experience life as a story...which in turn is full of many short stories and vignettes. Sometimes there is a coherency that makes a person's life a novel, but other times, it's just a semi-random collection of short stories tied together by the loose threads of a few characters. You do a good job of conveying that.

EndlessNameless said:

And the boys say schwing! (they haven't developed great lingual skills yet. they think about sex too much)

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lol. well thank the boys for me.

hotcpu said:

No a Sub did that ... although their ability to correctly mark which wire is which leaves a lot to be desired!! And you my Dear are most welcome!!

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contractors man. what to do with them?

o2baPrince said:

yahoo!

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thanks

CanadianM said:

Been away from Lit for awhile and am just catching up on things... must say I love your candid stories, thank you for sharing your experiences and your thoughts... and of course it was nice to catch up on your amazing pics... Have a wonderful week sexy lady!!!

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thank you

frmtutanota said:

Maybe next time.... really enjoy your smile and the office photos....

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guess I will keep trying

Wolflord6988 said:

Thank you. Absolutely stunning.

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thank you

rjc36_us said:

Very nice. Have you ever gotten totally naked in your cube?

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thanks. I have.
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88431459&postcount=107

gablondes said:

Very impressive!

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thank you

xianpeters said:

Amazing story. I had friends like your hippie friends, who just traveled from place to place. It's been years since I heard from them. I kind of wish I could just drop in and see how they are doing, but, you know, the whole nomad, off-the-grid lifestyle means they're not on social media and don't have cellphones or permanent phone numbers. Kind of a mixed bag, I guess. I did enjoy spending time with them while I was younger, but I'm not sure I could tolerate their lifestyles today now that I'm older and settled.

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yeah I did it for a year, but I never really stayed without a roof over my head for long. I quickly switched to, fuck it, I'm getting a crappy hotel room lol. I liked electricity and running water too much. Hell, even when I worked as a summer camp councilor at an all girls camp, I was still sitting there with a cup of water, soap, and a razor, shaving lol.

Paul_Chance said:

Beautiful pictures, lovely smile, and I enjoy the stories. I tend to think human beings are innate storytellers. I think we experience life as a story...which in turn is full of many short stories and vignettes. Sometimes there is a coherency that makes a person's life a novel, but other times, it's just a semi-random collection of short stories tied together by the loose threads of a few characters. You do a good job of conveying that.

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thank you. that is very eloquently put. I shall admit I lack coherency in most things, and my life shall never be a novel. I spent a long time living as if everything was transitory and the people with me today, soon shall not be, so enjoy them while you can. Maybe poor for a novel, but it made for a very interesting life.

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

http://i.imgur.com/AdmSJ58m.jpg

and they poorly timed moving one because I can
http://i.imgur.com/s7ZpA6jm.jpg

below boobs http://i.imgur.com/gazgUfrm.jpg

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

http://i.imgur.com/1bgXuDHm.jpg

Goodness, you're incredible.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

thank you. that is very eloquently put. I shall admit I lack coherency in most things, and my life shall never be a novel. I spent a long time living as if everything was transitory and the people with me today, soon shall not be, so enjoy them while you can. Maybe poor for a novel, but it made for a very interesting life.

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I think it's a good way to view life and the world. It opens you up for all the strange and wonderful things that happen as we make our way. Never hold to tightly to anything or anyone. Love life with an open hand and an open heart. You'll pick up some bumps and bruises along the way, but it's worth it.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

http://i.imgur.com/AdmSJ58m.jpg

and they poorly timed moving one because I can
http://i.imgur.com/s7ZpA6jm.jpg

below boobs http://i.imgur.com/gazgUfrm.jpg

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

http://i.imgur.com/1bgXuDHm.jpg

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I've always loved that back shot with the curve of a breast revealed. There is something incredibly sensual about it for me. Beautiful shots.

You continue to amaze and delight.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

Absolutely gorgeous!!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

http://i.imgur.com/AdmSJ58m.jpg

and they poorly timed moving one because I can
http://i.imgur.com/s7ZpA6jm.jpg

below boobs http://i.imgur.com/gazgUfrm.jpg

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

http://i.imgur.com/1bgXuDHm.jpg

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You are beautiful no matter what you wear or don’t, even without make up.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

http://i.imgur.com/AdmSJ58m.jpg

and they poorly timed moving one because I can
http://i.imgur.com/s7ZpA6jm.jpg

below boobs http://i.imgur.com/gazgUfrm.jpg

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

http://i.imgur.com/1bgXuDHm.jpg

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WOW! You just blow me way! So damn sexy and open!!

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

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I miss your smile in this one

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

http://i.imgur.com/AdmSJ58m.jpg

and they poorly timed moving one because I can
http://i.imgur.com/s7ZpA6jm.jpg

below boobs http://i.imgur.com/gazgUfrm.jpg

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

http://i.imgur.com/1bgXuDHm.jpg

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Wow!

so todays ramblings I will humor the request with adventures of my tits

I already shared the day my tits broke a buildings network story http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=88414438&postcount=297

somewhere I have shared the security camera I thought was unmanned and flashed for years, then a security guard introduced himself when he saw me shopping.

I shared why I don't wear button downs often because of going through a meeting and a whole presentation in a room full of men and no one told me my shirt was unbuttoned to my belly button. or a similar time when a really religious guy finally worked up the nerve to tell me as he stared at the sky. and kind of fumbled with words and pointed.

I am sure I shared winning dart games and trivia games that were borderline by flashing the opposing player to throw him off.

I probably shared that I am incapable of riding in a convertible or t top car without standing up and flashing someone, usually a trucker, and the one time a trucker actually caught up and held $1000 and his cell number up against his window,

I think I shared the old soup guy in New Orleans Story, but if I didn't it was a short one. I just remember it because the look on the guys face. New orleans, near bourbon street but off, February, not mardi gras but close enough. We are walking down the street and see this nice looking restaurant, with a french name, and big picture windows. I was dared to flash the restaurant. so I run up, lift my shirt and bras, and literally smash against the glass. By the window was this elderly couple, the man was eating soup. He just froze. spoon almost near his mouth, mouth open, just frozen. It was just so funny to us. anyway, I leave the window, pull my top down and we run off laughing.

One I am pretty sure I haven't shared, the mall fast food taco guy, Ted. I don't even remember how it started. I was working in a department store's computer and big ticket electronics department, and used to go into the mall for lunches. Maybe he was staring at my tits or something, but if he was there, and no one else was looking at me, I would flash him. Pretty much became like my security camera thing. Every time I saw him. Once he even got a Polaroid lol. yeah, I have no idea why Ted, but Ted the taco guy saw my tits probably 100 times, in the middle of the mall.

And here is a cute one. One of my best friends in high school, a year older than me, had a sister a year younger. Well their parents were going out of town and leaving them alone. I was taking my friend out to party and paint the town, but little sister wanted to have a party. So little sister gave me money and asked me to buy her alcohol. big sis drove me. I was seriously under age, but I never got carded, hence them asking me. So I buy for her. And big sis and I leave and find trouble on our own. We are at a frat party getting plowed and lil sis pages me. I use their phone and omg it is a disaster, someone broke the shower curtain, someone was riding this guy in the bedroom and he puked everywhere, the house is trashed, everyone is being too loud, omg omg help. ok so I tell her hold on, turn the music off and ask sober people not with drunk people to leave, they will leave if asked, don't let drunk people go, dont let drunk people out of the house. I have big sis drive me home to get my moms rainbow vacuum cleaner. Then we head to lil sis. I get pukey kid completely stripped, in the shower, and get him cleaned. start washing his clothes and the bedding. chick that got puked on soon left once sober enough and left pukey with us, had pukey settled on the bed, while I wet vacuumed the floor, fixed the shower curtain, while regularly making sure he wasn't going to die. Got him redressed when his clothing was done, at which point he tells me he has to be home by midnight. So, he is at least talking and not puking. Big sis drives, lil sis is front seat, I stick with him in the back seat, again making sure he is all good. So he is laying with his head on my lap, and starts playing peek a boo from under my tits, under my shirt, commenting on my tits, how they were the biggest he had seen, grabbing them, making them bounce, talk, making jokes. It was hysterical to all of us, so I let the drunk kid play with my tits for like the whole 45 minute drive just because the shit he was coming up with was golden. By the end of the ride, he is no longer a health risk, but still silly and not the best walker, so I help him sneak into his home and get him to bed. We go back to the sisters house, finish cleaning, get stoned. I spend the night. big sis drives me home in the morning. Their parents get home, detect nothing. Well, we missed one thing. Apparently, lil sis screwed a guy in the parents bedroom and a condom wrapped got misplaced and they found it. They get the girls together, show and ask them. They look at each other, and come up with...oh I don't know, it must have been Justa, yeah I think that's it, she was in there with a boy. yeah lol. no worries though, I had taken the blame for several of big sis's things at school and home. I got in and out of trouble with ease usually, so I had confessed to things she had done before. Their parents hated me though, and most of why was actually their own precious angels things lol.

hum..what else, my tits have been photocopied, covered in so many substances I can't begin to guess.... painted on outfits, liquid latex, cum, lots of edible substances, makeup, marker. Back in the day, any time we went to a restaurant, hubby made a game of trying to launch things and get them stuck in my cleavage. I used to smuggle banned things in between and under my tits constantly. Pager, flask, pipe, lighter, bag of pot, pack of cigarettes were pretty much in my bra daily.

And there you have some adventures of my tits.

Entertaining. One can only guess at the adventures your other parts have experienced.

deft said:

Goodness, you're incredible.

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thank you

Paul_Chance said:

I think it's a good way to view life and the world. It opens you up for all the strange and wonderful things that happen as we make our way. Never hold to tightly to anything or anyone. Love life with an open hand and an open heart. You'll pick up some bumps and bruises along the way, but it's worth it.

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I agree, though I will admit it is easier to not hold tightly when you have nothing to hold on to. I know a lot of people had thought many of my adventures were daring and brave, but really I had nothing to lose by not. I can say the most free I have been is when I had nothing. I would have a much harder time taking as many risks as I did in the past.

Paul_Chance said:

I've always loved that back shot with the curve of a breast revealed. There is something incredibly sensual about it for me. Beautiful shots.

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thank you. and of course thank other lit peeps

mibuilder said:

You continue to amaze and delight.

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thank you

CanadianM said:

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

Absolutely gorgeous!!!!

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thank you

Todger65 said:

You are beautiful no matter what you wear or don’t, even without make up.

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thank you. but I will never ever give up my black eyeliner...ever. I will be cremated with it lol

scotluvsoral said:

WOW! You just blow me way! So damn sexy and open!!

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thank you

wazkman3x said:

I miss your smile in this one

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i missed my black eyeliner, sorry.

bone251 said:

Wow!

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thank you

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

ok so answering a couple requests.

A picture of my back, from directly behind, where you can see my tits. sounds hard, but I know I can do that, if i am braless, they usually go for the photobomb...so me standing in my bathroom. and it comes with messy I just woke up hair.

http://i.imgur.com/AdmSJ58m.jpg

and they poorly timed moving one because I can
http://i.imgur.com/s7ZpA6jm.jpg

below boobs http://i.imgur.com/gazgUfrm.jpg

washed off make up, no autofix, not downward, in light. oh just cruel cruel. most especially the not hitting the autofix button, seriously how can you not push that button. but fine. probably some makeup left, I must admit there are houses with less paint than me, but i tried. and it comes with the lovely wall artwork that is my playroom.

http://i.imgur.com/2lzbyq9m.jpg

and today's outfit is my button malfunction shirt. maybe the girls will come out later. (and i have my makeup, downward angle and autofix back lol)

http://i.imgur.com/1bgXuDHm.jpg

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You are so awesome. Thanks for the special pics. Love them. And this post proves you and your breasts are amazing from any angle, without makeup too.