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xianpeters said:
I need a shower curtain that does that with pussy.
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Well the magic shower curtain is just the shield. The magic detachable adjustable shower head is it's partner that does most of the heavy lifting.

wickedpanda said:
#showercurtainclub..............................

I like working the weekends cause the people working are in a hurry to get done, I am not so they don't pull their regular workdays crap and the traffic and parking is amazing.
Plus the rest are at work during the week and I can play less crowds......evil laugh .

Downside I can't stay in the conversation on your thread in real time:(

No braids for me just the crew cut horror hair cut and the hair gel spikes years later :eek: must remember to shred those pics this week.

I love that you'll dress up in slut wear or just flash a guy bring erotic joy to our lives, and hey outside boobs behind a tree rock! :nana:

I'm seeing your sexy evil comic villain outfit as a 90's big boob throw back, google it , its a riot. :rose:
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You meant must share bad hair cut pics, right.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Lol, fucking sexy works, and hey you can never say never. Now the shower curtain viewpoint is so funny but so man. See while I am greatly enjoying playing with my damn needy pussy in the shower every morning, someone is going to come in and ask me shit like did you see a spiderman shoe, what time will you be home tonight, or just some unimportant drivel. That curtain is my shield. The door is not because too hard to ask inane questions or spout random drivel through the door, so they open it, but as long as I can answer whatever irrelevant crap, i don't need to be seen. That shower curtain is my super shield and my only protector of my me time at home. I assure you it blocks no cocks, it just blocks bitching and awkward conversations with kids. If by some miracle cocks were willing to come into my shower, my magic curtain shall let them pass. All hail the magic shower curtain. It is one of my best sources of random pussy pics.
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The story of my life is never having things going the way I want, why would I change that now and never say never? :D

Well now, I see I was not viewing it from your perspective. The magical curtain, protector of the pussy and random pussy pics. It deserves our honor, or something. So if I poke the curtain with my cock will it move out of the way on its on?
 
EndlessNameless said:
The story of my life is never having things going the way I want, why would I change that now and never say never? :D

Well now, I see I was not viewing it from your perspective. The magical curtain, protector of the pussy and random pussy pics. It deserves our honor, or something. So if I poke the curtain with my cock will it move out of the way on its on?
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Lol. And shower curtain would likely move on its own if poked by your hard cock, as it is after all, a Kmart curtain so not heavy at all. You could probably just blow. Might even be able to use telepathy.
 
AlliaPotestas said:
I honestly love you for showing the pics with 100lbs between them, you rock both looks, :rose:
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I agree with AP...you look great in the full range of weights :) All of you looks so good.
By the way...no makeup necessary, you have a naturally beautiful face. Ohhh, and you dont need those towels either! :)
 
What is this K of mart you speak of woman?

Local flea market is awesome for a few things like shower curtains,caps,etc a real as seen on tv mash up.

Lets see the crew cut made me look dumbo like and the mullet would be Joe Dirt like so yes shredding is on the list of thing to do before the facebook mafia can upload it.

Morning Justa :devil: #showerhead founding member........its early so the member pun might get over looked:nana:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.



my toy collection. the silver one I keep in my purse, and also keep one in my desk at work. I also have the separately pictured vibrating butt plug in my desk at work. the bed restraints I have never gotten to use, I installed but have still be unsuccessful in convincing hubby either way. missing is a finger vibe that I put somewhere intelligent to remember to change the button cells, ben wa balls and a cat o' 9 tails that are lord only knows where, and the paddle on the bedside table that I forgot to toss into the picture and am too lazy to pull them all out again. In boxes are duplicates. sometimes when vendors send you samples, they send multiple of the same product so you can give some away. I generally prefer to wait for some guy to be an asshole at work then leave it on his desk with an "anonymous" note saying go fuck yourself. probably not what vendors have in mind, but whatever.



weirdest thing that has ever been in my vagina? yeah you guys get kind of pervy in messages.. Well there isn't a whole lot of weird things, some weird people sure. most weird things are the traditional weird things like hair brush handle, marker etc. now back when I lived with my mom, I had no toys. her husband had this one specific bottle of aftershave with a unique size and shape, solid screw down cap, was never used by anyone but me using the bottle (thank you ebay for the picture and informing me it was from the 70s lol) but yes these is probably the weirdest and most frequent thing that was used. Also side note, I have never shared this with anyone before, which is surprising because the fact I never shut up, I think I would have shared everything about everything by now. But yup, first shared with a group of internet pervs...



Next. "you have mentioned that you frequently change body types. what is the most athletic and curviest you have been?" boy, he is clearly married, being all delicate and shit. I generally hang between 130lbs and 180lbs, but I have hit about 100lbs a few times and post kid I was about 215lbs. I assume the request is for slutty pictures at the most athletic and curvy, not just me hanging around in clothes, so these were on my cloud, and I would guess about 100lbs difference

the first is after my second honeymoon in the bahamas. which by they way I fucking love the bahamas. Yes, it is primarily because you cannot walk 2 steps without hearing "hey pretty lady", of course it is immediately followed by "buy my crap", but still the men in the bahamas know how to make a lady feel hot. But if you stop walking for a second, somehow a kid gets a bracelet on your wrist, a man gets a dress on you, another man gets a necklace on you, and a women is suddenly braiding your hair, like woooaah, I just looked at a pretty shell for a moment, how did that happen. But that explains my hair in this picture. Side note, don't get drunk on a booze cruise and give a bohemian boat worker your phone number as he might just call you two years later when he finds himself in the US.



now, the curviest, this was about 3 years ago.


ok, so a lot of pervs ask for this shot...so yeah here ya go.

and finally me in a towel. actually 2, my hair gets its own towel, I have a lot of hair, it holds a lot of water. and enjoy the no makeup shot.
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Such a beautiful woman in so many ways. All of your pictures are just fantastic regardless of your weight at the time or what you have on or what you choose to reveal.

You have a nice collection of toys as well. I wonder how much use they get?

The picture of you with the towel wrapped around you shows your beautiful face as well.

And as I said before I really enjoy your stories of your life. Thanks again for sharing them.
 
EndlessNameless said:
That's good to know. So I just thrust forward and swing to the side, right?
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that would about do it

thinkingofyou3000 said:
I agree with AP...you look great in the full range of weights :) All of you looks so good.
By the way...no makeup necessary, you have a naturally beautiful face. Ohhh, and you dont need those towels either! :)
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Well thank you. and eyeliner is always necessary. otherwise people keep telling me I look tired all day. towels, well, that is just brief to keep water from getting everywhere

wickedpanda said:
What is this K of mart you speak of woman?

Local flea market is awesome for a few things like shower curtains,caps,etc a real as seen on tv mash up.

Lets see the crew cut made me look dumbo like and the mullet would be Joe Dirt like so yes shredding is on the list of thing to do before the facebook mafia can upload it.

Morning Justa :devil: #showerhead founding member........its early so the member pun might get over looked:nana:
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lol, well kmart gives free cash so if they just give me $10, I shall spend the free $10. My flea market doesn't give me money to spend there, yet. but maybe someday haha. now i really want to see the bad haircuts lol.. member pun, it isn't that early.

rjc36_us said:
Such a beautiful woman in so many ways. All of your pictures are just fantastic regardless of your weight at the time or what you have on or what you choose to reveal.

You have a nice collection of toys as well. I wonder how much use they get?

The picture of you with the towel wrapped around you shows your beautiful face as well.

And as I said before I really enjoy your stories of your life. Thanks again for sharing them.
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thank you. my toys probably get used way too much, some people like to read at night while laying in bed, I like to do something else. and of course break time and meetings. to each his own, right
 
Well I said I would post Saturday's wardrobe selection, so for Saturday night I wore a corset I haven't worn before. bought a larger size because A) the larger size was on sale and others weren't, and B), i thought maybe my tits would stay in it rather than being pushed out. Didn't really do the whole hourglass shape as too big, but started off looking really promising for my tits







but alas, things started to fall.



and eventually it just collapsed

and that sums up my early Saturday night. mid Saturday night went as planned, then hubby went to bed, I watched some tv and had some more wine before heading to bed. then hung out in bed "reading", which seriously my phone should really not let me me take pictures or send messages or do, like anything, between the hours of 11pm to 5am. nothing not kind of vulgar ever comes from those hours. Also, the rambling and the typos get much much worse.
 
Thighs, statistically less likely to be between them.
I imagine you are quite selective in that department, so is it a special few who get that privilege?
 
That corset gives endless pleasure,and brings delight to this visitor, thank you for sharing and that cheeky look in your first pic.
 
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ohverbatum7 said:
Thighs, statistically less likely to be between them.
I imagine you are quite selective in that department, so is it a special few who get that privilege?
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well my selectivity is fluid and honestly, sometimes quite questionable...come on, I shared earlier 2 men from my past discovered they had me in common while in prison so clearly, yeah if you might be the talk of cellblock C, you might make questionable decisions. Sometimes I can be very selective, sometimes not in flagrant violation of my "than me" rules and didn't piss me off is good enough, depends on my mood I guess. Are you asking if I am a whore? Well, by real world standards of women, I kind of am. But when it comes to reading what other chicks share on lit, I am pretty damn tame, innocent, and kind of a fucking goody two shoes. I mean I've never like pulled a train, but my one night stand record isn't too clean either, and I have checked a couple of the more wild boxes here and there.

ohverbatum7 said:
That corset gives endless pleasure,and brings delight to this visitor, thank you for sharing and that cheeky look in your first pic.
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thank you.

13Fantasies said:
Wonderful photos. :)
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thank you
 
DrRickMarshall said:
Has me daydreaming of renfaire!
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Wondering what they do to stop their tops from collapsing. Will admit that it has been a long time since I have been to one, but I don't remember a ton of bare titties.

InRhythm said:
Is THAT what a hot night would sound like?! :D :devil:
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Well honestly I am not sure, cat sacrifices to the spaghetti God are not really my expertise. And I don't know what your neighbors think. Your neighbors could think it is new age singing or the filming of porn, who knows.
 
WOW great color of corset and again the fishnets just stir up my enjoyment of seeing legs like yours in then!
Now would you describe your breast as breaking out of the corset or as a busty avalanche or just as the girls refuse to be covered up?

You say compared to other lit posters your tame and I'll agree but your very also entertaining and open to learning and sharing or that's just my take on this thread of yours.

As for being a whore well just be the best one you can be and now days just who isn't a whore, really its me at work for money, not for the love of it, whoring for that dollar and being honest about it.

They keep selling me the wrong Lotto ticket so I keep going to work ;)

But thanks for the wonderful fantasy of you as my fishnet busty whore booty call, yes pervy mind is working just fine this am :heart:

Hey Page 70 not bad for busty dame who like to flash,babble and take K mart money:nana:

am internet use yep been there done that on lit a few times:devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well I said I would post Saturday's wardrobe selection, so for Saturday night I wore a corset I haven't worn before. bought a larger size because A) the larger size was on sale and others weren't, and B), i thought maybe my tits would stay in it rather than being pushed out. Didn't really do the whole hourglass shape as too big, but started off looking really promising for my tits







but alas, things started to fall.



and eventually it just collapsed

and that sums up my early Saturday night. mid Saturday night went as planned, then hubby went to bed, I watched some tv and had some more wine before heading to bed. then hung out in bed "reading", which seriously my phone should really not let me me take pictures or send messages or do, like anything, between the hours of 11pm to 5am. nothing not kind of vulgar ever comes from those hours. Also, the rambling and the typos get much much worse.
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Oh those eyes and those lips. Your eyes are telling me that you are up to no good. But that's Okay I think most of us here in lit land like you that way. The corset looks very hot on you ever if it could not keep you contained. That lead to a wonderful set of pictures by the way.

Do you have a specific outfit that turns your husband on without fail?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.



my toy collection. the silver one I keep in my purse, and also keep one in my desk at work. I also have the separately pictured vibrating butt plug in my desk at work. the bed restraints I have never gotten to use, I installed but have still be unsuccessful in convincing hubby either way. missing is a finger vibe that I put somewhere intelligent to remember to change the button cells, ben wa balls and a cat o' 9 tails that are lord only knows where, and the paddle on the bedside table that I forgot to toss into the picture and am too lazy to pull them all out again. In boxes are duplicates. sometimes when vendors send you samples, they send multiple of the same product so you can give some away. I generally prefer to wait for some guy to be an asshole at work then leave it on his desk with an "anonymous" note saying go fuck yourself. probably not what vendors have in mind, but whatever.



weirdest thing that has ever been in my vagina? yeah you guys get kind of pervy in messages.. Well there isn't a whole lot of weird things, some weird people sure. most weird things are the traditional weird things like hair brush handle, marker etc. now back when I lived with my mom, I had no toys. her husband had this one specific bottle of aftershave with a unique size and shape, solid screw down cap, was never used by anyone but me using the bottle (thank you ebay for the picture and informing me it was from the 70s lol) but yes these is probably the weirdest and most frequent thing that was used. Also side note, I have never shared this with anyone before, which is surprising because the fact I never shut up, I think I would have shared everything about everything by now. But yup, first shared with a group of internet pervs...



Next. "you have mentioned that you frequently change body types. what is the most athletic and curviest you have been?" boy, he is clearly married, being all delicate and shit. I generally hang between 130lbs and 180lbs, but I have hit about 100lbs a few times and post kid I was about 215lbs. I assume the request is for slutty pictures at the most athletic and curvy, not just me hanging around in clothes, so these were on my cloud, and I would guess about 100lbs difference

the first is after my second honeymoon in the bahamas. which by they way I fucking love the bahamas. Yes, it is primarily because you cannot walk 2 steps without hearing "hey pretty lady", of course it is immediately followed by "buy my crap", but still the men in the bahamas know how to make a lady feel hot. But if you stop walking for a second, somehow a kid gets a bracelet on your wrist, a man gets a dress on you, another man gets a necklace on you, and a women is suddenly braiding your hair, like woooaah, I just looked at a pretty shell for a moment, how did that happen. But that explains my hair in this picture. Side note, don't get drunk on a booze cruise and give a bohemian boat worker your phone number as he might just call you two years later when he finds himself in the US.



now, the curviest, this was about 3 years ago.


ok, so a lot of pervs ask for this shot...so yeah here ya go.

and finally me in a towel. actually 2, my hair gets its own towel, I have a lot of hair, it holds a lot of water. and enjoy the no makeup shot.
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You are spectacular!!! :devil::devil::rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well I said I would post Saturday's wardrobe selection, so for Saturday night I wore a corset I haven't worn before. bought a larger size because A) the larger size was on sale and others weren't, and B), i thought maybe my tits would stay in it rather than being pushed out. Didn't really do the whole hourglass shape as too big, but started off looking really promising for my tits

http://i.imgur.com/KI2m8Yzm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Z1veh6Km.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZDwiBP1m.jpg

but alas, things started to fall. http://i.imgur.com/5uHX0N1m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zCMq4MUm.jpg

and eventually it just collapsed http://i.imgur.com/bTLOeyam.jpg

and that sums up my early Saturday night. mid Saturday night went as planned, then hubby went to bed, I watched some tv and had some more wine before heading to bed. then hung out in bed "reading", which seriously my phone should really not let me me take pictures or send messages or do, like anything, between the hours of 11pm to 5am. nothing not kind of vulgar ever comes from those hours. Also, the rambling and the typos get much much worse.
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It will take a carbon fibre or steel reinforced bra cups to hold in your beautiful girls. Just imagine the wardrobe malfunction if you were walking out with a thin blouse over the corset, when they flopped out.
 
wickedpanda said:
WOW great color of corset and again the fishnets just stir up my enjoyment of seeing legs like yours in then!
Now would you describe your breast as breaking out of the corset or as a busty avalanche or just as the girls refuse to be covered up?

You say compared to other lit posters your tame and I'll agree but your very also entertaining and open to learning and sharing or that's just my take on this thread of yours.

As for being a whore well just be the best one you can be and now days just who isn't a whore, really its me at work for money, not for the love of it, whoring for that dollar and being honest about it.

They keep selling me the wrong Lotto ticket so I keep going to work ;)

But thanks for the wonderful fantasy of you as my fishnet busty whore booty call, yes pervy mind is working just fine this am :heart:

Hey Page 70 not bad for busty dame who like to flash,babble and take K mart money:nana:

am internet use yep been there done that on lit a few times:devil:
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well thank you. I will go with busty avalanche in this one. be the best whore I can be, hum maybe that will be my new motivational thought quote. maybe it will serve me better than remember every corpse on Mount Everest as a highly motivated person. Besides if I am being the best whore I can be, middle of the night messaging is probably not frowned apon

rjc36_us said:
Oh those eyes and those lips. Your eyes are telling me that you are up to no good. But that's Okay I think most of us here in lit land like you that way. The corset looks very hot on you ever if it could not keep you contained. That lead to a wonderful set of pictures by the way.

Do you have a specific outfit that turns your husband on without fail?
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Thank you. Hubby doesn't care as long as there are thigh highs. But just thigh highs, I don't know, it is like having just bread. it needs something. Hubby actually noticed I was a chick when I was climbing into the back of a camaro (the group met me after work, and it was back when I was screwing the HR guy I mentioned before, so skirted business suit covering the slutty undergarments)

scotluvsoral said:
You are spectacular!!! :devil::devil::rose:
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thank you.

Todger65 said:
It will take a carbon fibre or steel reinforced bra cups to hold in your beautiful girls. Just imagine the wardrobe malfunction if you were walking out with a thin blouse over the corset, when they flopped out.
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steel bra cups, hum, that would be an interesting look, and might help with my public transportation issue. honestly my tits fall out of my bra too (crawling a lot, a lot of bending up and down over and over) I just dont normally wear thin blouses.
 
Dead bodies on Everest, did you know they bring them down every so often, seems the frozen dead bodies was effecting the tourist trade?

Honestly the only mountains I'm thinking about are yours and they are sweet :kiss:

Justa what ever motivation you use its working and you seem to be doing fine and looking sexy AF.
 
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well I said I would post Saturday's wardrobe selection, so for Saturday night I wore a corset I haven't worn before. bought a larger size because A) the larger size was on sale and others weren't, and B), i thought maybe my tits would stay in it rather than being pushed out. Didn't really do the whole hourglass shape as too big, but started off looking really promising for my tits







but alas, things started to fall.



and eventually it just collapsed

and that sums up my early Saturday night. mid Saturday night went as planned, then hubby went to bed, I watched some tv and had some more wine before heading to bed. then hung out in bed "reading", which seriously my phone should really not let me me take pictures or send messages or do, like anything, between the hours of 11pm to 5am. nothing not kind of vulgar ever comes from those hours. Also, the rambling and the typos get much much worse.
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I just love those type of Wardrobe Malfunctions!! Beautiful outfit! I hope Hubby was able to indulge in your corset failings before going to bed?? I'm not sure we would have ever made it out of the bedroom with you in that Sexy Garb!! :kiss:
 
I just love the whole sequence of pics, from the oldest ones to the newest ones, from the ones where the corset is providing support and the one where it fails. and I love the fact that you are bold enough to show your face. You are a beautiful sexy crazy woman! Thank you.
 
wickedpanda said:
Dead bodies on Everest, did you know they bring them down every so often, seems the frozen dead bodies was effecting the tourist trade?

Honestly the only mountains I'm thinking about are yours and they are sweet :kiss:

Justa what ever motivation you use its working and you seem to be doing fine and looking sexy AF.
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yeah I could see the whole death thing affecting the tourist trade. My mountains are way easier to climb. and thank you

hotcpu said:
I just love those type of Wardrobe Malfunctions!! Beautiful outfit! I hope Hubby was able to indulge in your corset failings before going to bed?? I'm not sure we would have ever made it out of the bedroom with you in that Sexy Garb!! :kiss:
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thank you. and yes hubby did indulge and indulge me quite a bit.

Doctor Joe said:
I just love the whole sequence of pics, from the oldest ones to the newest ones, from the ones where the corset is providing support and the one where it fails. and I love the fact that you are bold enough to show your face. You are a beautiful sexy crazy woman! Thank you.
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thank you. yeah what I post here has been ever expanding. posted my covered tits, world did not end, posted bare tits, world did not end, pieces of my face, all good, my pussy, still all good. I guess I am trusting in a perv code, that no one will try and screw up my life, because they would expect the same decency in return. we shall see.. Or I do like risk, so maybe it is just the whole upping of it. It will either be one of those lessons I learn the hard way, or I might just keep trying to see to push it further. we shall see.
 
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