Wow! Sure love that malfunction...never get tired of seeing your beauties!and adding to my wardrobe malfunctions (yeah my meeting is boring)
Hahaha. You took Seinfeld weird and went to another level with it.
so working off site today, but I did manage to find an area to sneak off to for a few seconds.
and yes yes I am wearing blue and fuchsia animal print socks, thanks for noticing.
now to today's randomness, which comes from my mail.
I frequently get requests for like cute tit holding poses, like iconic this iconic Cindy Crawford pose.
now all I can think is they really do not get the gravity of the situation.
But this morning I was about to hop in the shower and figured what the fuck, it is friday. And yes I am standing in my shower with my panties on. I figured best place to try and pose in case someone decides to walk into my bathroom. And yes it is a newer shower curtain, some people clean theirs, I just buy new ones a lot. It is easier that way. Again,so not Donna fucking Reed.
anyway, so I first try the hands over the tits, and settled for covering the nipples. yeah. ok so then, what if I make my hands into cups, oh yeah that helped, no fucking way they were going down it that little pocket. ok well maybe gray scale, since i think hers was and I never post grayscale (some people think I do sometimes, if they don't see my hair tips, but really I am just that pale that it look black and white lol) Actually, grey scale did help some, looks a little classier at least haha. But overall, yeah I just need bigger hands to do shit like that.
Anyway the results of random suggestion from my mailbox.
Tomorrow I will answer the burning question that everyone is asking....what does justa wear to the beach. ok, maybe not everyone is asking, but it is actually asked a lot, and I assure you, the answer will be disappointing.
so I promised to disappoint with my beach wear
I actually have a whole host of old lady swimdresses, but yeah, I let my bored mom's group determine my last bathing suit choice. I let them dress me for a while as well, it had to be better than my natural choices. Anyway this is actually a tankini and I added the swim skirt to make it more old lady swimdress lol.
Now, I also have had a few lit guys request seeing me in a bikini, stating I should be wearing one as my swimsuit choice, and I always say I do not own one. Actually, that is not exactly true. Last year, I was sent one by a clothing retailer so I could test it, write about, demo it, review it, whatever. So yeah, no problem Justa, this should fit, perfect for your demographic, modest, classic etc etc
yeah here that it
so I actually got discuss the term octoboob that day. In case you are unaware, as my husband probably would be, It is possible I may have called my husband stupid and told him to fuck off when he asked my what muffin top was at like 6:30 in the morning 2 weeks ago (yeah I am not a morning person) Anyway, quadboob, women will often refer to too tight of a bra as the creating quadboob as each boob now has two distinct bulges. well octoboob, yeah each boob ended up with 4 distinct bulges as there is overflow below, to the sides, up top. Yes I hate things that create underboob. I also was able to share a video of me holding my phone against my shoulder, walking, so the sound of stretching and ripping thread could be heard. awesome. though actually I did think it would be a good bikini for mom types with smaller boobs, like a heavy D or less. the plus side is it reminded me why I never buy halter style. Fuck, a knot resting on your neck holding 10lbs hurts really fast. That is a hard no.
And finally, I was asked for a picture of my ass in my black old chick panties, which isn't a problem as it is pretty much what I wear everyday. I must have 40 pairs. Anyway when I woke up this morning.
so I promised to disappoint with my beach wear
I actually have a whole host of old lady swimdresses, but yeah, I let my bored mom's group determine my last bathing suit choice. I let them dress me for a while as well, it had to be better than my natural choices. Anyway this is actually a tankini and I added the swim skirt to make it more old lady swimdress lol.
Now, I also have had a few lit guys request seeing me in a bikini, stating I should be wearing one as my swimsuit choice, and I always say I do not own one. Actually, that is not exactly true. Last year, I was sent one by a clothing retailer so I could test it, write about, demo it, review it, whatever. So yeah, no problem Justa, this should fit, perfect for your demographic, modest, classic etc etc
yeah here that it
so I actually got discuss the term octoboob that day. In case you are unaware, as my husband probably would be, It is possible I may have called my husband stupid and told him to fuck off when he asked my what muffin top was at like 6:30 in the morning 2 weeks ago (yeah I am not a morning person) Anyway, quadboob, women will often refer to too tight of a bra as the creating quadboob as each boob now has two distinct bulges. well octoboob, yeah each boob ended up with 4 distinct bulges as there is overflow below, to the sides, up top. Yes I hate things that create underboob. I also was able to share a video of me holding my phone against my shoulder, walking, so the sound of stretching and ripping thread could be heard. awesome. though actually I did think it would be a good bikini for mom types with smaller boobs, like a heavy D or less. the plus side is it reminded me why I never buy halter style. Fuck, a knot resting on your neck holding 10lbs hurts really fast. That is a hard no.
And finally, I was asked for a picture of my ass in my black old chick panties, which isn't a problem as it is pretty much what I wear everyday. I must have 40 pairs. Anyway when I woke up this morning.
so I promised to disappoint with my beach wear
I actually have a whole host of old lady swimdresses, but yeah, I let my bored mom's group determine my last bathing suit choice. I let them dress me for a while as well, it had to be better than my natural choices. Anyway this is actually a tankini and I added the swim skirt to make it more old lady swimdress lol.
Now, I also have had a few lit guys request seeing me in a bikini, stating I should be wearing one as my swimsuit choice, and I always say I do not own one. Actually, that is not exactly true. Last year, I was sent one by a clothing retailer so I could test it, write about, demo it, review it, whatever. So yeah, no problem Justa, this should fit, perfect for your demographic, modest, classic etc etc
yeah here that it
so I actually got discuss the term octoboob that day. In case you are unaware, as my husband probably would be, It is possible I may have called my husband stupid and told him to fuck off when he asked my what muffin top was at like 6:30 in the morning 2 weeks ago (yeah I am not a morning person) Anyway, quadboob, women will often refer to too tight of a bra as the creating quadboob as each boob now has two distinct bulges. well octoboob, yeah each boob ended up with 4 distinct bulges as there is overflow below, to the sides, up top. Yes I hate things that create underboob. I also was able to share a video of me holding my phone against my shoulder, walking, so the sound of stretching and ripping thread could be heard. awesome. though actually I did think it would be a good bikini for mom types with smaller boobs, like a heavy D or less. the plus side is it reminded me why I never buy halter style. Fuck, a knot resting on your neck holding 10lbs hurts really fast. That is a hard no.
And finally, I was asked for a picture of my ass in my black old chick panties, which isn't a problem as it is pretty much what I wear everyday. I must have 40 pairs. Anyway when I woke up this morning.
The last few additions to your excellent thread are fantastic
Not disappointed at all Justa but where's the big floppy beach hat?
So had you been at work and flashed the fleeing criminal would they have put that on tv?
How is it that boat drinks on land can leave you feeling seas sick....not legal I'm thinking, right?
Enjoy the water ,the sun and the family you very sexy fun beauty.
Lol, I can't get over the beautiful fitting bikini! I mean were the manufacturers on crack sending it to you?
As for the beachwear, it's practical since I am sure you are always with child, a bit like going for a pee, there is always a small person with you. Still I do like it, maybe you make it look good, although the bikini was beyond even your abilities in that area, how about topless, that would improve it immeasurably
Now, the real money shot here is the arse in panties, I probably never mentioned it, but I love a good arse and yours is one of the best, v sexy, once again, after looking at your post, something has come up that needs attending to...
You totally rock the tank look ... and I'll bet that if you DO have wickedpanda's big floppy hat and a pair of sunglasses, traffic stops where you are.so I promised to disappoint with my beach wear
I actually have a whole host of old lady swimdresses, but yeah, I let my bored mom's group determine my last bathing suit choice. I let them dress me for a while as well, it had to be better than my natural choices. Anyway this is actually a tankini and I added the swim skirt to make it more old lady swimdress lol.
Now, I also have had a few lit guys request seeing me in a bikini, stating I should be wearing one as my swimsuit choice, and I always say I do not own one. Actually, that is not exactly true. Last year, I was sent one by a clothing retailer so I could test it, write about, demo it, review it, whatever. So yeah, no problem Justa, this should fit, perfect for your demographic, modest, classic etc etc
yeah here that it
so I actually got discuss the term octoboob that day. In case you are unaware, as my husband probably would be, It is possible I may have called my husband stupid and told him to fuck off when he asked my what muffin top was at like 6:30 in the morning 2 weeks ago (yeah I am not a morning person) Anyway, quadboob, women will often refer to too tight of a bra as the creating quadboob as each boob now has two distinct bulges. well octoboob, yeah each boob ended up with 4 distinct bulges as there is overflow below, to the sides, up top. Yes I hate things that create underboob. I also was able to share a video of me holding my phone against my shoulder, walking, so the sound of stretching and ripping thread could be heard. awesome. though actually I did think it would be a good bikini for mom types with smaller boobs, like a heavy D or less. the plus side is it reminded me why I never buy halter style. Fuck, a knot resting on your neck holding 10lbs hurts really fast. That is a hard no.
And finally, I was asked for a picture of my ass in my black old chick panties, which isn't a problem as it is pretty much what I wear everyday. I must have 40 pairs. Anyway when I woke up this morning.
