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oh and happy thongless thursday because lazy
Oh hell yes!!
Let me insert my blade in your server and let’s get this hard drive spinning!!
Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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Oh hell yes!!
Let me insert my blade in your server and let’s get this hard drive spinning!!
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Yeah that would get me to go to the gym. An awesome reward system like for every 5 lbs lost, fingering and eating my pussy until I beg to stop. Yup, my ass would totally being to that gym and I would be in fucking phenomenal shape in no time, then gain and lose the same fucking 5lbs over and over again so I could stay a member of the plan.
Well thanks. But if the gym plan above is offered, I am totally in.
Oh hell yes!!
Let me insert my blade in your server and let’s get this hard drive spinning!!
Oh geeky innuendo, totally overclocking my ram.
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oh and happy thongless thursday because lazy
you are an amazing woman... i am little behind following your thread and glad I found your behind... lovely
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I am sure everyone is just waiting in anticipation to find out what I sleep in at night, so this morning before my shower.
yeah not that exciting
lol does anyone actually wear that nightie shit? I guess some do, but it's probably plain.
oh and happy thongless thursday because lazy
Damn, you're even trying to kiss your ass goodbye. Kinky.
lol I would love to play with your holes like that and fuck you silly. Nice ass for spanking!Don't believe I've seen one, not that I actively search for them. Just the pull down the waistband of some boxers and schwing kind. All I have is boring cumshot gifs.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Well thanks, but you are only saying that because you were looking at my ass.
lol does anyone actually wear that nightie shit? I guess some do, but it's probably plain.
Damn, you're even trying to kiss your ass goodbye. Kinky.
Don't believe I've seen one, not that I actively search for them. Just the pull down the waistband of some boxers and schwing kind. All I have is boring cumshot gifs.
I don't have nighties really, just summer dresses, slutty clothes, and regular clothes. Who needs special clothes to sleep in lol.
Yeah my ass and I have some kinky moments sometimes. And thanks.
My earlier whim still remains unfulfilled. Someday I will see someone actually break a zipper.... Someday.
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Amazing actuallyI am sure everyone is just waiting in anticipation to find out what I sleep in at night, so this morning before my shower.
yeah not that exciting
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Well the next time you and your ass decide to have some kinky moments together, feel free to invite me.
Hahaha, I don't know about that one. Zippers are stubborn so it's like a cage for cock. ;_; Maybe I need to dip mine in radioactive material and receive super powers.
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Well thank you.
Mmm, so you are into that sort of thing, next time I am bored at work maybe I will invite you.
And come on, no one ever had a wonky malfunctioning zipper and thought hey I could film my dick popping out of it. I can find a dick doing almost anything else my little imagination can come up with. Everything is on the internet, and yet no weak zippers. And now I am searching dick and random words just to test if indeed everything is on the internet. If I end up back at cats again, I'm going to be really disturbed.
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Too late, I'm already under your desk with a sleeping bag. Just a heads up so you don't freak out in the morning when you first come in. Pussy massages will be offered throughout the day. The cock chair will also be available.
Hey, it's the internet. It's bound to be out there...somewhere. Oh, and everything begins with cats and ends with cats. Don't be surprised. It's just the way the universe functions.
oh and happy thongless thursday because lazy
Gorgeous from every angle! That beautiful ass is beginning for a swat or two and some riding time
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As a fellow network geek id loooooove to see you out of the cubical and into a server or network room!!!
Also, vid or gif of ur tits coming out and you putting them back in would be so hot. Wish my tits were as big as yours......
Also, vid or gif of ur tits coming out and you putting them back in would be so hot. Wish my tits were as big as yours......
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I am sure everyone is just waiting in anticipation to find out what I sleep in at night, so this morning before my shower.
yeah not that exciting
Will honestly you look sexy in that. The woman makes the clothes and I for one would enjoy slow massaging your whole body and slowly removing those simple garments while relaxing in bed with you. We're I to be so lucky of course. And of course that shower you mentioned would be enjoyable as well.
I am sure everyone is just waiting in anticipation to find out what I sleep in at night, so this morning before my shower.
yeah not that exciting
Actually, it does wonders for those of us who played Tombraider in the late 90s...
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Didn't think I was easily exited, but your night apparel set things stirring.
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Justa again your sleep wear is simply arousing. 
Thongless Thursday was the best ever I mean sexy bare ass and sweet lips with those yummy "sturdy" legs :
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Did a search for your zipper busting gif and it's a topic only comic books, adult ones and Hentai has ever done anything with, its a bit of a Unicorn issue you got there.
Thongless Thursday was the best ever I mean sexy bare ass and sweet lips with those yummy "sturdy" legs :
:Did a search for your zipper busting gif and it's a topic only comic books, adult ones and Hentai has ever done anything with, its a bit of a Unicorn issue you got there.
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well damn, I am off site today. will hope to see you there monday.
haha, and well last night I did not make it all the way to cats...but I did find a guy had to call emergency services for getting his dick stuck in a toaster.....and he wasn't from Florida. yes apparently you can google dick and just about any household object and get a hit. Amazing place that internet is
mmm thank you
As a fellow network geek id loooooove to see you out of the cubical and into a server or network room!!!
Also, vid or gif of ur tits coming out and you putting them back in would be so hot. Wish my tits were as big as yours......
the server rooms are where all the camera's are though. really tough to find a not covered place or angle, but sometimes you can use the rack doors to achieve some coverage.
And thank you but big tits are overrated. I saw my future once. Her name was Fern. See walked around with her boobs resting on the bar of her walker. very traumatizing. I mean they have already dropped like 6inches in the past decade. just not cool.
Well thank you. Shower sex is also overrated. I am really not graceful and have poor balance and cheap shower rods.
Actually, it does wonders for those of us who played Tombraider in the late 90s...
haha. I remember playing that for hours. I also remember getting stuck in walls. only I can manage to get stuck in a wall. Think I did dress up as her once too.
well thank you. but you find a simple tank and boring mom panties more exciting than some of the other fun things I wear. Interesting.
Justa again your sleep wear is simply arousing.
Thongless Thursday was the best ever I mean sexy bare ass and sweet lips with those yummy "sturdy" legs :
Did a search for your zipper busting gif and it's a topic only comic books, adult ones and Hentai has ever done anything with, its a bit of a Unicorn issue you got there.
well thank you. and yes very sturdy thighs lol. As for my unicorn gif, yeah the fact that I can't have it, only makes me want it more. The story of my life, I have always been complicated like that.
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so working off site today, but I did manage to find an area to sneak off to for a few seconds.
and yes yes I am wearing blue and fuchsia animal print socks, thanks for noticing.
now to today's randomness, which comes from my mail.
I frequently get requests for like cute tit holding poses, like iconic this iconic Cindy Crawford pose.
now all I can think is they really do not get the gravity of the situation.
But this morning I was about to hop in the shower and figured what the fuck, it is friday. And yes I am standing in my shower with my panties on. I figured best place to try and pose in case someone decides to walk into my bathroom. And yes it is a newer shower curtain, some people clean theirs, I just buy new ones a lot. It is easier that way. Again,so not Donna fucking Reed.
anyway, so I first try the hands over the tits, and settled for covering the nipples. yeah. ok so then, what if I make my hands into cups, oh yeah that helped, no fucking way they were going down it that little pocket. ok well maybe gray scale, since i think hers was and I never post grayscale (some people think I do sometimes, if they don't see my hair tips, but really I am just that pale that it look black and white lol) Actually, grey scale did help some, looks a little classier at least haha. But overall, yeah I just need bigger hands to do shit like that.
Anyway the results of random suggestion from my mailbox.
Tomorrow I will answer the burning question that everyone is asking....what does justa wear to the beach. ok, maybe not everyone is asking, but it is actually asked a lot, and I assure you, the answer will be disappointing.
and yes yes I am wearing blue and fuchsia animal print socks, thanks for noticing.
now to today's randomness, which comes from my mail.
I frequently get requests for like cute tit holding poses, like iconic this iconic Cindy Crawford pose.
now all I can think is they really do not get the gravity of the situation.
But this morning I was about to hop in the shower and figured what the fuck, it is friday. And yes I am standing in my shower with my panties on. I figured best place to try and pose in case someone decides to walk into my bathroom. And yes it is a newer shower curtain, some people clean theirs, I just buy new ones a lot. It is easier that way. Again,so not Donna fucking Reed.
anyway, so I first try the hands over the tits, and settled for covering the nipples. yeah. ok so then, what if I make my hands into cups, oh yeah that helped, no fucking way they were going down it that little pocket. ok well maybe gray scale, since i think hers was and I never post grayscale (some people think I do sometimes, if they don't see my hair tips, but really I am just that pale that it look black and white lol) Actually, grey scale did help some, looks a little classier at least haha. But overall, yeah I just need bigger hands to do shit like that.
Anyway the results of random suggestion from my mailbox.
Tomorrow I will answer the burning question that everyone is asking....what does justa wear to the beach. ok, maybe not everyone is asking, but it is actually asked a lot, and I assure you, the answer will be disappointing.
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so working off site today, but I did manage to find an area to sneak off to for a few seconds.
and yes yes I am wearing blue and fuchsia animal print socks, thanks for noticing.
now to today's randomness, which comes from my mail.
I frequently get requests for like cute tit holding poses, like iconic this iconic Cindy Crawford pose.
now all I can think is they really do not get the gravity of the situation.
But this morning I was about to hop in the shower and figured what the fuck, it is friday. And yes I am standing in my shower with my panties on. I figured best place to try and pose in case someone decides to walk into my bathroom. And yes it is a newer shower curtain, some people clean theirs, I just buy new ones a lot. It is easier that way. Again,so not Donna fucking Reed.
anyway, so I first try the hands over the tits, and settled for covering the nipples. yeah. ok so then, what if I make my hands into cups, oh yeah that helped, no fucking way they were going down it that little pocket. ok well maybe gray scale, since i think hers was and I never post grayscale (some people think I do sometimes, if they don't see my hair tips, but really I am just that pale that it look black and white lol) Actually, grey scale did help some, looks a little classier at least haha. But overall, yeah I just need bigger hands to do shit like that.
Anyway the results of random suggestion from my mailbox.
Tomorrow I will answer the burning question that everyone is asking....what does justa wear to the beach. ok, maybe not everyone is asking, but it is actually asked a lot, and I assure you, the answer will be disappointing.
I am seriously in love with you.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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it is because I replace my shower curtain all the time because I am too lazy to clean it, right.
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I can't say love or maybe just cuz I had chocolate milk but I am seriously in lust.
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so working off site today, but I did manage to find an area to sneak off to for a few seconds.
and yes yes I am wearing blue and fuchsia animal print socks, thanks for noticing.
now to today's randomness, which comes from my mail.
I frequently get requests for like cute tit holding poses, like iconic this iconic Cindy Crawford pose.
now all I can think is they really do not get the gravity of the situation.
But this morning I was about to hop in the shower and figured what the fuck, it is friday. And yes I am standing in my shower with my panties on. I figured best place to try and pose in case someone decides to walk into my bathroom. And yes it is a newer shower curtain, some people clean theirs, I just buy new ones a lot. It is easier that way. Again,so not Donna fucking Reed.
anyway, so I first try the hands over the tits, and settled for covering the nipples. yeah. ok so then, what if I make my hands into cups, oh yeah that helped, no fucking way they were going down it that little pocket. ok well maybe gray scale, since i think hers was and I never post grayscale (some people think I do sometimes, if they don't see my hair tips, but really I am just that pale that it look black and white lol) Actually, grey scale did help some, looks a little classier at least haha. But overall, yeah I just need bigger hands to do shit like that.
Anyway the results of random suggestion from my mailbox.
Tomorrow I will answer the burning question that everyone is asking....what does justa wear to the beach. ok, maybe not everyone is asking, but it is actually asked a lot, and I assure you, the answer will be disappointing.
Very sexy. Love the work place fun you have.
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Off site boobs always a Friday Fan Favorite, I can check off the hand bra and the lifted boob request thank you for that sexy girl!
What if you were the modern day busty Donna Reed type or June Cleaver type??
I think your lifestyle just might be the modern working woman type and now I want to see you wearing fishnets and a beaded pearl necklace or just a pearl necklace......going to classify those as Dream Request as in keep dreaming.
Not to be picky or demanding I'm interested in what you wear to the beach,the lake,the water park and to any amusement park where you can amazing visitors with your fantasy girl style body.
I confess I clean my shower curtain only when I don't want to go to the store and buy a new one so that makes me double lazy and just what a guy does, ain't proud just a true fact.
Shower sex,beach sex,boat sex,car sex all movie ideas that just don't work out as planned in reality.
Justa your pics have never disappointed me aroused, surprised,made me laugh-with joy and made me keep following your thread.
If you were perfect this thread would be fun to look at the pics but not one to comment on or instigate on.
You rock,your a mess with a plan but you rock it hard girl!
What if you were the modern day busty Donna Reed type or June Cleaver type??
I think your lifestyle just might be the modern working woman type and now I want to see you wearing fishnets and a beaded pearl necklace or just a pearl necklace......going to classify those as Dream Request as in keep dreaming.
Not to be picky or demanding I'm interested in what you wear to the beach,the lake,the water park and to any amusement park where you can amazing visitors with your fantasy girl style body.
I confess I clean my shower curtain only when I don't want to go to the store and buy a new one so that makes me double lazy and just what a guy does, ain't proud just a true fact.
Shower sex,beach sex,boat sex,car sex all movie ideas that just don't work out as planned in reality.
Justa your pics have never disappointed me aroused, surprised,made me laugh-with joy and made me keep following your thread.
If you were perfect this thread would be fun to look at the pics but not one to comment on or instigate on.
You rock,your a mess with a plan but you rock it hard girl!
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I think it’s safe to say, this is my favourite thread 
so gorgeous
so gorgeous
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Does that make me shallow or have an unknown new shower curtain fetish, oh my damn!
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