Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so I am really fucking popular today. hopefully people will stop wanting me to do my job while standing next to me soon. but since that is my current state, i will just drop a cube picture from my afternoon meeting yesterday

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pj1412 said:

I fully support the new company dress code

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wickedpanda said:

ACV your an IT person is shorter than Ass Crack Violation and as its thong/thongless Thursday I'm hoping you have time for it cause its a bit of work and a view I lust for, any one else care to own up to it?

Should you get caught just explain you were having an over heating issue that could impair work place productivity .......throw out female problems and watch them sweat!

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ll74 said:

Valid.....I actually forgot I was sharing once and went to a message to a colleague complaining about one of the people on the phone. Nobody said anything.....and I was ready to play it off as a joke, but it was really just me without a brain.

But yah, having to take your hands away for actual work things is not the fun thing

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toben3297 said:

fuckkkk..i would have helped

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Popsikle211 said:

How the hell did I miss this thread? Thank you for sharing. Is there room under the desk for you to receive some “service?”

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xianpeters said:

i had a video of me and a woman I was sleeping with left on my desktop of my work computer a while back. I had downloaded it to watch and forgot about it. One day, I was working from home and asked a co-worker to email me something from my computer. I have no idea if she ever saw the video, but it was right there for her to see, and since I have a private office she could have watched it and no one would have known about it. The next day, I noticed the video was there when I returned to work and was worried for a bit, but the co-worker never acted strange around me, at least that I noticed anyway.

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Popsikle211 said:

I love the thought of making you try to keep it together on the phone while getting a good tongue lashing.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so I am really fucking popular today. hopefully people will stop wanting me to do my job while standing next to me soon. but since that is my current state, i will just drop a cube picture from my afternoon meeting yesterday

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

yes, there may be some handsiness in my harassment repertoire. All fun and games or for good reason though. Still never had an HR complaint though (that I know about anyway)

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so I am really fucking popular today. hopefully people will stop wanting me to do my job while standing next to me soon. but since that is my current state, i will just drop a cube picture from my afternoon meeting yesterday

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Popsikle211 said:

Prep is the key to a good time. It’s fun to wing it every now and again.. hell, most of the time. But In order to keep jobs, those plans are best thought out... and practiced. You think we can do a trial run?

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pj1412 said:

Maybe an exception can be made to the no ass crack rule

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NomDePlay said:

Every willing to be used up by you ... in any way you can imagine *grin*.

Keep on being brilliant ...

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EndlessNameless said:

Good, I like being hands on. There's even a desk or two where we can practice our hands on skills.



They still haven't let you hire someone to sit under your desk between your legs all day?

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so I am really fucking popular today. hopefully people will stop wanting me to do my job while standing next to me soon. but since that is my current state, i will just drop a cube picture from my afternoon meeting yesterday

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so I am really fucking popular today. hopefully people will stop wanting me to do my job while standing next to me soon. but since that is my current state, i will just drop a cube picture from my afternoon meeting yesterday

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Excellent. And afraid not. I have actually given great thought to the cost of hiring a man to do whatever I want for 8 hrs a day (I named him Enrique). Like idk, spend 8 hours cleaning my house one day, 8 hours eating me out making me cum over and over the next. Doing my grocery shopping and errands the next, the following spending 8 hours fucking me like a whore, the next 8 hours brushing my hair, feeding me chocolate and wine while putting on a comedy show. Ya know whatever my little heart or imagination or body desires. Anyway, after such thought, I suspect it would run about 50k to 60k a year for someone with the qualifications needed, to be worth their while and keep them from finding an easier job with a better workplace environment. It is outside of my budget. But maybe someday. (Yeah I have seriously been giving it thought for a while).

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heathrowinneo said:

working hard and love how you share your workload with us...

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InRhythm said:

Oh damn. If you ever needed your hands free, I'd love for you to ask.

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EndlessNameless said:

Well, that sounds like a dream job. If you let them live with you, I'm sure that would cut expenses. I can volunteer as your cock chair at work. Just sit on me all day. They shouldn't have any problem with that, right? If so, I guess I'll find a good hiding spot under your desk. I'll make a little cubby hole so they'll never know the difference, mwahahaha.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Submit your plan



I plan to ask the cool hr guy next time he visits. Maybe there is a form or a specific ticket type to obtain a waiver.



Don't I wish.



Excellent. And afraid not. I have actually given great thought to the cost of hiring a man to do whatever I want for 8 hrs a day (I named him Enrique). Like idk, spend 8 hours cleaning my house one day, 8 hours eating me out making me cum over and over the next. Doing my grocery shopping and errands the next, the following spending 8 hours fucking me like a whore, the next 8 hours brushing my hair, feeding me chocolate and wine while putting on a comedy show. Ya know whatever my little heart or imagination or body desires. Anyway, after such thought, I suspect it would run about 50k to 60k a year for someone with the qualifications needed, to be worth their while and keep them from finding an easier job with a better workplace environment. It is outside of my budget. But maybe someday. (Yeah I have seriously been giving it thought for a while).

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

lol. I lit on a separate pc because I dont trust myself. got to say though i have accidentally shared a pic to my email on my phone instead of my kik. luckily i obviously didnt hit send. oh god and once i had a slightly but not overly indecent pic of myself open on my computer and accidentally shared my screen to a coworker, didn't even know i did it, until he asked if it was a photo of me and said it looked great lol. omg omg. undo. anyway hence lit on a separate pc. he was a sweet religious old guy though, thank god. many would have rightly teased my unmercifully

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JDredd711 said:

It's nice to meet'chu. Call me Enrique!!!

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wickedpanda said:

Justa I'm think guys would pay you for many of the services you want done !

8 hours sorry even I got limits , now throw in some naps and I'm sure I can have you whisper in sexy tones Oh Estrada! "My bull fighting and crime stopping alter ego"

suddenly i see you dressed as Wicked Wanda in those thigh high boots and that mini corset ::

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JDredd711 said:

I hate this fucking thread. You have no idea how hard it is to scroll through all the pics in those stupid links with one hand. And I had to buy the most expensive phone since it's waterproof because of all the drooling. But it's a bear I will cross, for you. Now tell me about the next time you will be traveling to the Redneck Riviera so I can stalk and sexually harass you not just virtually, but live!

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ll74 said:

That sort of photo could be fun to hold over your head in the wrong (right) hands.

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wickedpanda said:

I'm cheap I use a ziplock bag don't won't wine or chocolate to stain my phone " Estrada".

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so today is one of those days where everything that can go wrong does. I am actually on location as shit blew up.

However, figured I would share a picture of the possible acv that occurs as I crawl around under things. I think i have avoided an acv though. Here is me, hard at work.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

so today is one of those days where everything that can go wrong does. I am actually on location as shit blew up.

However, figured I would share a picture of the possible acv that occurs as I crawl around under things. I think i have avoided an acv though. Here is me, hard at work.

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That would seriously brighten my work day...having you exposing flesh like that!!!