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Your last post made me laugh so hard. I would of definitely paid you a visit after I saw your Google search history at work.
 
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That google search monologe is hilarious. Lost me some at Bud and Yuengling but hurricane prep is similar to blizzard, when did we start naming winter storms? Lol.

For this storm, its whisky since last night was Golden Monkey and White Zombie ales. Slow as I am going help a friend with her back, a little massage, since she pulled a muscle. Though I am not sure why I said yes, but her "I will just lay here and let you do all the work," comment was leading.I
 
Dr. Groove said:
Well, if it helps - I just had to look up several of them, myself!

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glad I am not completely clueless then

spanishstud said:
Your last post made me laugh so hard. I would of definitely paid you a visit after I saw your Google search history at work.
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Well if you can't laugh at ourselves, then it is rude to laugh at others. And well there are 3 types of people in this world, ok your friend busts their ass on a wet floor in the mall...type 1, runs over and helps them up asking if they are ok. type 2, looks to see if they seem ok then starts laughing, type 3 looks to see if they are ok, then starts laughing, and reminds them for years about that time their clumsy ass fell in the mall. I am type 3. So since I spend most of time laughing, it is important that at least a quarter of that time is at myself.

As for the search, it is on my play machine on my "test" network

Awaywego said:
That google search monologe is hilarious. Lost me some at Bud and Yuengling but hurricane prep is similar to blizzard, when did we start naming winter storms? Lol.

For this storm, its whisky since last night was Golden Monkey and White Zombie ales. Slow as I am going help a friend with her back, a little massage, since she pulled a muscle. Though I am not sure why I said yes, but her "I will just lay here and let you do all the work," comment was leading.I
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thank you. bud is the beer of choice in redneck florida and yuengling was the beer of choice in poor PA where all my blizzard experience comes from. Do we name blizzards, idk, maybe it isn't needed as only 1 a year. I just refer to them as the blizzard of 83, 93, 96 (96, best blizzard ever), 03. My liquor choice for hurricanes and blizzards is vodka, I am not picky. I have never had Golden Monkey or White Zombie, but have seen White Zombie in concert and used to go to a bar called the Copper Monkey a lot (which was actually recently sold on ebay lol) Ok, yeah I guess not even close. Maybe I should drink more beer. I primarily drink red wine now "for my health"
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.

Ok, I haven’t been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.

So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it

My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I don’t see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, “hey, wanna fuck” I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.

Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.

I have had to google pegging… several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)

Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.

Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.

Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.

Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)

Grogen, people are really bored, aren’t they?

Glump, really, I didn’t even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.

Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
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I always laughed at some of the things on Urban Dictionary. I didn't even realize some of these other things existed.....
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
still stuck in teleconference hell.

yeah, listening to my boss and team, surfing porn, taking slutty pictures, listening to my cubicle neighbor bitch about stupid people, then hear me laugh at him, thus opens the door for him to ask a stupid question, get myself presentable, walk over, show him in 10 seconds, we laugh about stupid people. Multitasking my way through the afternoon.
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You sure make that hell look very appetizing!!! :devil::devil::devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.

Ok, I haven’t been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.

So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it

My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I don’t see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, “hey, wanna fuck” I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.

Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.

I have had to google pegging… several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)

Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.

Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.

Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.

Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)

Grogen, people are really bored, aren’t they?

Glump, really, I didn’t even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.

Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
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Well I have to say a lot of those I have not heard of and googled them myself. Being a man I haven't had many PMs with comments of that nature to start with. I think I would be in the same boat with dirty chat.

I also at one time was very much into roller skating. I ended up losing a lot of weight skating about 15 hours a week.
 
Speedylinks2015 said:
I always laughed at some of the things on Urban Dictionary. I didn't even realize some of these other things existed.....
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haha, I know. Seriously, who comes up with this shit. Now I want to make up some...but bet they are all already taken

scotluvsoral said:
You sure make that hell look very appetizing!!! :devil::devil::devil:
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thank you

scotluvsoral said:
Damn...what a hot view!!! :devil::devil::devil:
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yeah I thought it was kind of cute myself

rjc36_us said:
Well I have to say a lot of those I have not heard of and googled them myself. Being a man I haven't had many PMs with comments of that nature to start with. I think I would be in the same boat with dirty chat.

I also at one time was very much into roller skating. I ended up losing a lot of weight skating about 15 hours a week.
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yeah being a chick on lit, it seems to not uncommon to get many pms, often involving the many ways in which someone wants to screw you, and yes, I may need to keep a google window open. But hey, it is always good to learn something new.

and wow nice. I haven't even attempted in many many years. Maybe I should, of course maybe I will end up killing myself so probably shouldn't. I rarely hurt myself sitting on my couch.
 
and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt

fuck I hear someone coming


hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here ;)
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt

fuck I hear someone coming


hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here ;)
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You are such a turn on!!! :devil::devil::devil:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt

fuck I hear someone coming


hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here ;)
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LOL - great little set. "Nothing to see here...". Wonderful.
 
Lol too funny. Is every one in a frenzy over Spectre and Meltdown at your office?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt

fuck I hear someone coming


hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here ;)
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Great pictures and tags. Did someone actually come to see you or was it a false alarm? And if someone was calling on you did you get your jeans up in time?
 
scotluvsoral said:
You are such a turn on!!! :devil::devil::devil:
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lol, you like chicks that are fans of indecent exposure?


Paul_Chance said:
LOL - great little set. "Nothing to see here...". Wonderful.
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thank you. never anything to see here.

spanishstud said:
Lol too funny. Is every one in a frenzy over Spectre and Meltdown at your office?
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;) and no, as far as I can see, 0 fucks given. but we are very good with the whole not my department thing

rjc36_us said:
Great pictures and tags. Did someone actually come to see you or was it a false alarm? And if someone was calling on you did you get your jeans up in time?
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thank you, yes a guy did come by, yes i gave him what he needed, then we talked about Disney World (yup seriously)
 
After being away for a bit, I'm glad I found your thread. Gotta admire a woman who seizes the moment.:D
No trash talking of DW. Thats my fourth favorite place to be.:)
 
pmichael said:
After being away for a bit, I'm glad I found your thread. Gotta admire a woman who seizes the moment.:D
No trash talking of DW. Thats my fourth favorite place to be.:)
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haha, now I am curious what your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd favorite place to be is (I like to make sure I am not missing anything) also, maybe I like a little trash talking ;)

Doctor Joe said:
I vote for picture number 1. But I love the sequence and your title!
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thanks. I vote for this morning's crotch-less panties. maybe I should have worn them.
 
"thanks. I vote for this morning's crotch-less panties. maybe I should have worn them."

Maybe you should have....but would you dare reveal the panties without the crotch?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
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You are not alone, I've had to look up some terms, but then due to my age, text speak has eluded me. Some texts and PM's I've had from young people are unreadable, so I don't even bother.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here ;)
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg
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The comedy of random photos. Didn't do too bad though.
 
Doctor Joe said:
"thanks. I vote for this morning's crotch-less panties. maybe I should have worn them."

Maybe you should have....but would you dare reveal the panties without the crotch?
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If I am willing to post crotchless panty shots taken at home, I am willing to post crotchless panty shots taken at work. It is how I roll.

Rawhide_101 said:
Nothing indecent about it!
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Guess I am just not trying hard enough.


Todger65 said:
You are not alone, I've had to look up some terms, but then due to my age, text speak has eluded me. Some texts and PM's I've had from young people are unreadable, so I don't even bother.



The comedy of random photos. Didn't do too bad though.
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Haha. I have been able to keep up on text speak. Apparently I spend more time running my fingers than having fingers run over me I guess. And thanks, I need to work on my random photo comedy, haven't posted enough.
 
This could be the most entertaining thread I’ve stumbled across for this whole site and potential ANY site. Wit, sarcasm, photos at work, snark, confessions of a someone unkinkliterate (like me!) and then there BOOBS too. Like woah, this just made the open door policy on my office more of an empty promise than it already was. I might have to close it and the blinds to keep tabs on just this thread throughout the day. The amount of fucks you must give about work is absolute zero and it’s mesmerizing. My compliments and my undivided attention.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.


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Well damn, that's practically what I was talking about anyway. How delicious it is. Oh and the PM story is just hilarious. You really bring out the best in freaks, don't you :D But then again I'm here freakin up your thread so how can I talk. I asked about the laptop because it looks almost the same as the one I have. I don't really do anything with it except use it to browse the internet when I go out of town. I got it for free so it works out well. :D
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
haha, now I am curious what your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd favorite place to be is (I like to make sure I am not missing anything) also, maybe I like a little trash talking ;)
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Tell me your choices and I'll tell you if you are right or not..;)
Only if it respectable trash talk.:D
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.

http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt
http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here ;)
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg
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very nice posts :devil:
 
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