Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Dr. Groove said:

Well, if it helps - I just had to look up several of them, myself!

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spanishstud said:

Your last post made me laugh so hard. I would of definitely paid you a visit after I saw your Google search history at work.

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Awaywego said:

That google search monologe is hilarious. Lost me some at Bud and Yuengling but hurricane prep is similar to blizzard, when did we start naming winter storms? Lol.

For this storm, its whisky since last night was Golden Monkey and White Zombie ales. Slow as I am going help a friend with her back, a little massage, since she pulled a muscle. Though I am not sure why I said yes, but her "I will just lay here and let you do all the work," comment was leading.I

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.

Ok, I haven’t been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.

So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it

My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I don’t see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, “hey, wanna fuck” I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.

Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.

I have had to google pegging… several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)

Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.

Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.

Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.

Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)

Grogen, people are really bored, aren’t they?

Glump, really, I didn’t even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.

Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

still stuck in teleconference hell. http://i.imgur.com/aQLrBACm.jpg

yeah, listening to my boss and team, surfing porn, taking slutty pictures, listening to my cubicle neighbor bitch about stupid people, then hear me laugh at him, thus opens the door for him to ask a stupid question, get myself presentable, walk over, show him in 10 seconds, we laugh about stupid people. Multitasking my way through the afternoon.

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You sure make that hell look very appetizing!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.

http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg

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Damn...what a hot view!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.

Ok, I haven’t been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.

So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it

My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I don’t see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, “hey, wanna fuck” I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.

Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.

I have had to google pegging… several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)

Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.

Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.

Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.

Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)

Grogen, people are really bored, aren’t they?

Glump, really, I didn’t even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.

Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.

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Speedylinks2015 said:

I always laughed at some of the things on Urban Dictionary. I didn't even realize some of these other things existed.....

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scotluvsoral said:

You sure make that hell look very appetizing!!!

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scotluvsoral said:

Damn...what a hot view!!!

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rjc36_us said:

Well I have to say a lot of those I have not heard of and googled them myself. Being a man I haven't had many PMs with comments of that nature to start with. I think I would be in the same boat with dirty chat.

I also at one time was very much into roller skating. I ended up losing a lot of weight skating about 15 hours a week.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg

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You are such a turn on!!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg

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scotluvsoral said:

You are such a turn on!!!

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Paul_Chance said:

LOL - great little set. "Nothing to see here...". Wonderful.

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spanishstud said:

Lol too funny. Is every one in a frenzy over Spectre and Meltdown at your office?

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rjc36_us said:

Great pictures and tags. Did someone actually come to see you or was it a false alarm? And if someone was calling on you did you get your jeans up in time?

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pmichael said:

After being away for a bit, I'm glad I found your thread. Gotta admire a woman who seizes the moment.
No trash talking of DW. Thats my fourth favorite place to be.

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Doctor Joe said:

I vote for picture number 1. But I love the sequence and your title!

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

lol, you like chicks that are fans of indecent exposure?

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg

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Doctor Joe said:

"thanks. I vote for this morning's crotch-less panties. maybe I should have worn them."

Maybe you should have....but would you dare reveal the panties without the crotch?

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Rawhide_101 said:

Nothing indecent about it!

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Todger65 said:

You are not alone, I've had to look up some terms, but then due to my age, text speak has eluded me. Some texts and PM's I've had from young people are unreadable, so I don't even bother.



The comedy of random photos. Didn't do too bad though.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.

http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

haha, now I am curious what your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd favorite place to be is (I like to make sure I am not missing anything) also, maybe I like a little trash talking
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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.

http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

and for today's attempt at slutty cubicle pictures....well my phone has a self timer with 3 shots every 3 second option. I use it because I can pick the one I like best

one, 1st attempt
http://i.imgur.com/H2w9C8sm.jpg

fuck I hear someone coming
http://i.imgur.com/mKaikVIm.jpg

hi, what can I do for you...nothing to see here
http://i.imgur.com/nkxcn16m.jpg

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very nice posts

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.

http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

OK, I promised the stuck naked under a desk story.

First thing, as you probably already surmised, I have a thing for getting off at work. Also, When I was younger, I really liked men in power. This happened forever ago, seems like another lifetime really. I had met my husband, but was not yet living with him. Wow, Where do I begin?

I guess I should start with meeting the man I was with in that office. I will call him Dan. He was the VP of HR at this company I was interviewing with. It was my 3rd interview and I was nervous. Also, just to keep it real, so we can all laugh and laugh, I knocked over his lamp when I bent over his desk to look at paperwork, best interview ever when you damage people's property (again I am a klutz and sometimes my tits get away from me lol). I was actually hired despite my awkward and clumsy nature. Another side note, My first day I actually ended up in a different department, as they had a sudden staffing problem, and I had the skills for that department, where as the position and department I had originally been hired for was less skilled. It was supposed to be just a make it through the next few days thing, but I did amazing well, especially considering I was tossed in the deep end, no training, no supervisor, no peer lol. The boss decided to kept me there once he returned from vacation and got caught up on what happened.

Anyway, back to Dan. As time went on, Dan and I often chit chatted. I didn’t work anywhere near him, but when we did see each other around work, we would chat, joke around etc. I was in my casual relationships phase as well as my higher up men phase (I had a track record with my bosses, though I wasn’t into my boss this time). Dan was in a different point in his life, quite a bit older than me, thus no future for a relationship, but was hot and funny, therefor perfect for my life at that point, given I was strictly casual relationships. Of course, the joking quickly progressed to flirting and such, then lunches together, and by about two months in, Dan and I are regularly screwing in his office during lunch. When his receptionist would take her hour lunch break and leave, he would call my line, I’d take a break, slip in, have an awesome time, slip out.

So the day. It was like any other day. Dan calls, I come into his office, he stands up, greets me, shuts and locks the door, sits back down. I remove my blazer, take off my bra, unzip and drop my skirt; leaving me in thigh highs, garter belt and heels. I climb on to his lap to kiss him, which leads to me riding him in his chair, tits in his face, you get the whole scene, I am sure. I was actually just about to cum when someone knocks on the door. I freeze, but Dan is all, "Don't worry, it is locked, keep going, keep going." So I start again, and I hear someone turning then knob trying to get in. Again, I pause, Dan tells me it is fine, keep ignoring the door. Then I hear a key going in the door and the sound of the door unlocking.

What can I do? I fly underneath the desk, pulling my clothing that is laying on the floor with me. In walks someone I will call Kyle. Kyle is the VP of security administration and some shit. I don’t know, he was a douche, likely never had a fun moment in his life, always seemed miserable. I avoided him. Apparently, Dan had been ducking an issue Kyle had wanted to discuss, all week long. Dan initially tried to verbally get him to come back later with like "we can schedule a meeting" etc etc, while getting his dick back in his pants beneath the desk. No luck, Kyle was not leaving, stating Dan had been avoiding this far too long. Once Dan was situated enough, he even tried walking him to the door, all "no not avoiding, we can discuss this afternoon", but nope, Kyle is all no, now, important, look at these files and shit (he came armed). Now, if Kyle saw me, Dan’s career would be over. Trust me, Kyle would never ever have looked the other way. Very by the book. I am also quite sure it would have caused issues in Dan’s personal life too. So I stayed completely silent, still, naked, under the desk, while they worked out their shit. OK, it probably wasn’t an hour, more like a half an hour, but it seemed like forever.

All is well that ends well though because as soon as Kyle left, turns out Dan was the risk loving type too, he bent me over the desk and thoroughly fucked me amazingly well. Our lunch breaks continued a few more months until I left the company, and the state, but the time we were almost caught was for sure the hottest.

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