Funday2017
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Bummer xmas is over
Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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And you're so fucking hot. I do love snow days!
EndlessNameless
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lol I think you have the same laptop I do. And yeah, I don't know what's going on with this cold weather. We have to bring out the big heater for the shop. On another note, I'm always a fan of stockings and of course fishnets. Wearing nothing but those is about the sexiest thing ever. Should I challenge you?
Or maybe I'll just be nice today instead of naughty...
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Thank you
Bummer xmas is over
why
a yes, I used to love snow days too (originally from PA) One of my most memorable experiences involved a blizzard and a week stuck with two men (ok and a ton of liquor)
lol I think you have the same laptop I do. And yeah, I don't know what's going on with this cold weather. We have to bring out the big heater for the shop. On another note, I'm always a fan of stockings and of course fishnets. Wearing nothing but those is about the sexiest thing ever. Should I challenge you?
pictured is a dell latitude 5470 (play laptop, lit mail open-undocked) and a 5450 (work laptop-docked, boring spreadsheet open). I do love a challenge, well to a point, I am kind of lazy too, so I guess really hit or miss as I love a challenge but the greater the requirements to complete the challenge the more my motivation weakens, thus there may need to be a significant reward to strengthen my motivation.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.
http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6JlYrV5m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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fucking always. hell reason number 27 I don't dig really young guys. I just see the laundry they would bring with them for me to do haha.
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Still a thong of sorts, just split up the back ready for easy rear entry.
I'm off for a cold shower...
Awaywego
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Snow day
Now that is something to wake up to..
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg
Love the pic, panties, and position...
Can I just for the 1000th time that you are hot, fun, and a bit of a sassy ass? All of which I love.
Now that is something to wake up to..
http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg
Love the pic, panties, and position...
Can I just for the 1000th time that you are hot, fun, and a bit of a sassy ass? All of which I love.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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thank you
Can't. Would be too hard to completely remove the other person from the video lol.I donāt believe you. I need to see the video as proof.
he would actually wash them, he does help with laundry that way, just nothing would ever get folded, sorted, or put away so he would end up buying more laundry baskets to house the clean clothes lol (I know, I have 5 now haha)
lol, sorry can't do it. If I am ever screwing a man who is happy for me to share the videos I take, this will be first place I post it though. yup, hold your breath waiting for that to happen, It might happen this century..oh who am I kidding. shall never happen.
I do like crotchless panties, I think they look cute. obviously very little purpose other than to look cute but I think they do their job
oh way too cold for cold showers today. hot and steamy is where it is at.
well thank you.
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Good morning - it may be a screen shot, but that is a gorgeous ass. Waking up to that gets the imagination flowing.
Oh, to be behind you. My tongue would have a field day.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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have fun. I actually found winter storm prep and hurricane prep to be quite similar. Ya know buy a shit ton of alcohol (though beer for hurricane is bud, and winter storm was yuengling), prep and build a fire, batteries. main difference was I don't recall specific blizzard music or jokes about blizzards names, both of which are big with the hurricanes.
thank you
mm thank you.
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If only they knew what you were doing I bet they would want a video conference the next time.
Very sexy. I agree that it would be nice to see the video too.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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I really need to get a job where you work
well thank you
eh everyone ignores the conferences in their own way
thank you.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.
Ok, I havenāt been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.
So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it
My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I donāt see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, āhey, wanna fuckā I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.
Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.
I have had to google peggingā¦ several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)
Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.
Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.
Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.
Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)
Grogen, people are really bored, arenāt they?
Glump, really, I didnāt even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.
Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.
Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I donāt even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
Ok, I havenāt been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.
So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it
My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I donāt see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, āhey, wanna fuckā I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.
Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.
I have had to google peggingā¦ several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)
Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.
Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.
Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.
Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)
Grogen, people are really bored, arenāt they?
Glump, really, I didnāt even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.
Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.
Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I donāt even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
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Your last post made me laugh so hard. I would of definitely paid you a visit after I saw your Google search history at work.
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That google search monologe is hilarious. Lost me some at Bud and Yuengling but hurricane prep is similar to blizzard, when did we start naming winter storms? Lol.
For this storm, its whisky since last night was Golden Monkey and White Zombie ales. Slow as I am going help a friend with her back, a little massage, since she pulled a muscle. Though I am not sure why I said yes, but her "I will just lay here and let you do all the work," comment was leading.I
That google search monologe is hilarious. Lost me some at Bud and Yuengling but hurricane prep is similar to blizzard, when did we start naming winter storms? Lol.
For this storm, its whisky since last night was Golden Monkey and White Zombie ales. Slow as I am going help a friend with her back, a little massage, since she pulled a muscle. Though I am not sure why I said yes, but her "I will just lay here and let you do all the work," comment was leading.I
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