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Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

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spanishstud said:
Next time your in town I would definitely love to take you out for lunch or dinner.
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Next time you get like 20inches of rain in a day, I might be headed that way.

frankjoebobal said:
Just another mundane Wednesday ;-)
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Yup, exactly.

ab724u said:
You always are making the best use of time!
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Thank you.

scootch00 said:
still wishing you were at my place of work, you would not even have to hide in your cubicle to shoot your photos, you would be able to do them right out in the open......lol
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Mmm fun, but I don't know, the risk is part of the fun too.

Speedylinks2015 said:
I think video chat would be a better use of the time *cough, cough*
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Except I can't talk freely because of cubicle neighbors. Have done it though, it is just harder than it sounds.

winston11 said:
Multiple pictures? It would be a blast to work with you.
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Maybe, but then you get stuck listening to me too.

winston11 said:
You could definitely spice it up if you turn it into a video conference
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My old boss used to do video conferences all the time. Such a drag. I would use a USB webcam connected to my work machine but placed on my play machine so I could at least look like I was paying complete attention. Had to watch my facial expressions.


chnj702 said:
Imagine the possibilities of you had your own office! It certainly could provide even more rewards for your faithful followers!!!
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I used to, it was tiny, it was traded for a large cubicle, work benches, and a lot of extra storage space. It does suck not being able to speak freely but that is all that really changed for the worse.

frmtutanota said:
That's awesome ;)
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Thank you.

Todger65 said:
Sounds interesting. You have a dumb boss which helps with you doing all your multitasking for which we benefit.
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Nah, my boss is across the country. We have a team meeting once a week on Wednesdays lol. He seems like a really nice guy.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Happy Wednesday. Posting whatever the fuck I want.






side note, it is really cold and really wet here in sunny Florida. The county I work in actually closed schools the next 2 days because of a risk of snow. I am kind of giggling at closing because of a risk of some snow, but honestly I'd rather have not left my house today so I get it. If I could decide work was closed, I so would.
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And you're so fucking hot. I do love snow days!
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
still stuck in teleconference hell.

yeah, listening to my boss and team, surfing porn, taking slutty pictures, listening to my cubicle neighbor bitch about stupid people, then hear me laugh at him, thus opens the door for him to ask a stupid question, get myself presentable, walk over, show him in 10 seconds, we laugh about stupid people. Multitasking my way through the afternoon.
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lol I think you have the same laptop I do. And yeah, I don't know what's going on with this cold weather. We have to bring out the big heater for the shop. On another note, I'm always a fan of stockings and of course fishnets. Wearing nothing but those is about the sexiest thing ever. Should I challenge you? :catroar: Or maybe I'll just be nice today instead of naughty...
 
clearill said:
You make me happy.
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Thank you

Funday2017 said:
Bummer xmas is over🙁
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why

tallguy78 said:
And you're so fucking hot. I do love snow days!
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a yes, I used to love snow days too (originally from PA) One of my most memorable experiences involved a blizzard and a week stuck with two men (ok and a ton of liquor)

EndlessNameless said:
lol I think you have the same laptop I do. And yeah, I don't know what's going on with this cold weather. We have to bring out the big heater for the shop. On another note, I'm always a fan of stockings and of course fishnets. Wearing nothing but those is about the sexiest thing ever. Should I challenge you? :catroar: Or maybe I'll just be nice today instead of naughty...
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pictured is a dell latitude 5470 (play laptop, lit mail open-undocked) and a 5450 (work laptop-docked, boring spreadsheet open). I do love a challenge, well to a point, I am kind of lazy too, so I guess really hit or miss as I love a challenge but the greater the requirements to complete the challenge the more my motivation weakens, thus there may need to be a significant reward to strengthen my motivation.
 
happy thursday. deviating from the thong a little today. And in all honesty, these are actually cropped screenshots of a video from my phone.


 
Snow day

Now that is something to wake up to..

http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg

Love the pic, panties, and position...
Can I just for the 1000th time that you are hot, fun, and a bit of a sassy ass? All of which I love.
 
xhxhxh said:
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thank you

LitMasterJ said:
I don’t believe you. I need to see the video as proof. ;)
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Can't. Would be too hard to completely remove the other person from the video lol.


xianpeters said:
What would happen if you stopped doing his, not the toddler’s, laundry? If you just let his dirty socks, underwear pile up?
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he would actually wash them, he does help with laundry that way, just nothing would ever get folded, sorted, or put away so he would end up buying more laundry baskets to house the clean clothes lol (I know, I have 5 now haha)

RunningJib said:
Hmm, how about the first 50 fans get a preview?
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lol, sorry can't do it. If I am ever screwing a man who is happy for me to share the videos I take, this will be first place I post it though. yup, hold your breath waiting for that to happen, It might happen this century..oh who am I kidding. shall never happen.

Todger65 said:
Still a thong of sorts, just split up the back ready for easy rear entry.
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I do like crotchless panties, I think they look cute. obviously very little purpose other than to look cute but I think they do their job

londoner2 said:
I'm off for a cold shower...
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oh way too cold for cold showers today. hot and steamy is where it is at.

Awaywego said:
Now that is something to wake up to..

http://i.imgur.com/TaO6om7m.jpg

Love the pic, panties, and position...
Can I just for the 1000th time that you are hot, fun, and a bit of a sassy ass? All of which I love.
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well thank you.
 
Gotta run

Time finish clothes and fix breakfast....its uhhhh..mimosa Thursday, lol. Interest? Based on our roads its a 4 day weekend, yay. Liquor store and bar a short walk away so life will go on, lol. And I see whisky on the menu!
 
Awaywego said:
Time finish clothes and fix breakfast....its uhhhh..mimosa Thursday, lol. Interest? Based on our roads its a 4 day weekend, yay. Liquor store and bar a short walk away so life will go on, lol. And I see whisky on the menu!
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have fun. I actually found winter storm prep and hurricane prep to be quite similar. Ya know buy a shit ton of alcohol (though beer for hurricane is bud, and winter storm was yuengling), prep and build a fire, batteries. main difference was I don't recall specific blizzard music or jokes about blizzards names, both of which are big with the hurricanes.

Paul_Chance said:
Good morning - it may be a screen shot, but that is a gorgeous ass. Waking up to that gets the imagination flowing.
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thank you

El_Cid said:
Oh, to be behind you. My tongue would have a field day.
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mm thank you.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
still stuck in teleconference hell.

yeah, listening to my boss and team, surfing porn, taking slutty pictures, listening to my cubicle neighbor bitch about stupid people, then hear me laugh at him, thus opens the door for him to ask a stupid question, get myself presentable, walk over, show him in 10 seconds, we laugh about stupid people. Multitasking my way through the afternoon.
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I really need to get a job where you work :D :rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
still stuck in teleconference hell.

yeah, listening to my boss and team, surfing porn, taking slutty pictures, listening to my cubicle neighbor bitch about stupid people, then hear me laugh at him, thus opens the door for him to ask a stupid question, get myself presentable, walk over, show him in 10 seconds, we laugh about stupid people. Multitasking my way through the afternoon.
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If only they knew what you were doing I bet they would want a video conference the next time.
 
So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.

Ok, I haven’t been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.

So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it

My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I don’t see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, “hey, wanna fuck” I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.

Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.

I have had to google pegging… several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)

Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.

Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.

Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.

Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)

Grogen, people are really bored, aren’t they?

Glump, really, I didn’t even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.

Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
So todays rambling shall be showing my current cluelessness as my PMs remind me frequently and did today.

Ok, I haven’t been involved in remotely erotic chats since like the days of AOL messenger, which was kind of overwhelming as the moment people saw your age and sex, you were inundated with private messages that popped up on the screen. Anyway, Lit has been quite damaging to my google search history, from the moment I turned on private messages.

So here is some things I have had to google, starting with the most embarrassing. hopefully some of you get a little chuckle out of it

My first google like 3 minutes after joining (and yes please go ahead and laugh at me) was BBC. To me, BBC means either British Broadcasting Corporation or Babycenter (a website directed to new mothers with very active mom forums). Now, I was quite sure that men's introductory messages were not asking if I liked the British Broadcasting Corporation up my ass. Side note, even interpreted correctly, does that ever work as an introductory message? I will say in some ways I do appreciate the directness, I am not so great with small talk myself, but I don’t see how a line like that would work as an introduction unless one was very clearly quite hot and rich, and the chick was quite drunk. I do a friend whose line back in the day at clubs was simply, “hey, wanna fuck” I will say he never went home alone, which I was impressed by, but I loved to watch him try, as he had to run through at least 10 chicks before finding one it worked with, so I often got to watch and laugh as he was slapped, kicked, spit on, drink thrown at him, knee to the balls. It was great entertainment. And pretty sure it only worked at all because these were college clubs where chicks drank free all night and he was quite cute.

Next embarrassing thing I had to google, mwm. Ok, I got white male, but yeah I had to google to figure out they were married. I assumed everyone here is married, aren't they? If I wasn't married, I wouldn't be here, I would be picking up some guy.

I have had to google pegging… several times. OK, pegging is forever lodged in my mind as the verb to designate the action of performing the correct tuck and roll method on cuffs of jeans in the 80s. I seem to forget all other meanings. FYI, not really into either at this point in my life, but will admit in the 80s, yes, I had perfect pegging technique (jeans, of course)

Spit roast, yeah left to my own devices I would have thought some poor person with no running water method of braising and cooking a wild hog.

Rusty trombone, I would have never figured that piece of slang out on my own. Wasn't near what I feared google might tell me.

Hollywood potato chip. Oh funny, but yeah, thank you google.

Truffle butter. yup never would have guessed, It was once only a term used to describe a spread that contained truffles, truffle oil, and milk fat. I now giggle when watching food network. Thanks for that (sarcasm font)

Grogen, people are really bored, aren’t they?

Glump, really, I didn’t even know roller skates were still cool enough to have been brought into the bedroom and led to slang terms. Hum, learn something new every day. I actually used to be an awesome rollerskater, strong speed skater, and constant weekly limbo champion at the local rink...well until the whole huge tit thing happened. That ended my rollerskating limbo champion reign. They didn't permit any body part to touch the floor or bar.

Space docking, oh for fucks sake, that one even had me clutching my pearls. I am not sure if I actually own pearls but yeah, I quit.

Thus we have reason number 418 I suck at dirty chats, I don’t even know what the fuck people are saying. Hey, I have been upfront about me being weird, awkward, and clueless.
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Well, if it helps - I just had to look up several of them, myself!

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