Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy saturday. I now dubbed it some random shit from my phone saturday. so todays randomly selected image



also, a few people have inquired what I sound like. There may be some ivrs out there that you can hear me saying press one for english, para espanol marque el dos, but who knows. If I try to sound sexy or say pervy shit, it will just sound cheesy and fake. So I just found a video on my phone that was fittingly silly and dorkalicious, turned it to wav and removed the other person. This is me. https://www.dropbox.com/s/ugbxceg7dm8wrlz/spank.wav?dl=0

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy saturday. I now dubbed it some random shit from my phone saturday. so todays randomly selected image



also, a few people have inquired what I sound like. There may be some ivrs out there that you can hear me saying press one for english, para espanol marque el dos, but who knows. If I try to sound sexy or say pervy shit, it will just sound cheesy and fake. So I just found a video on my phone that was fittingly silly and dorkalicious, turned it to wav and removed the other person. This is me. https://www.dropbox.com/s/ugbxceg7dm8wrlz/spank.wav?dl=0

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

thank you, and yes I have conquered at least the sixth level of dorkiness. i prefer dorkalicious. sorry you are terrible at being pervy lol.

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rjc36_us said:

Great story and even better photo. Love your sexy legs.

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golfdude776 said:

well that is a shame on the oral as there is nothing better... but i hope your drawer was able to take the edge off...

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dz2681 said:

Gorgeous! Love how we can see your sexy lips in this pic. As for dresses, you look amazing in them and should wear some more often I wonder what the next babysitter will look like? Lol do you have any other naughty vibes coming from any other friends? Wonder how accurate your secret ability is?

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Tyreal123 said:

Hah! That kind of shade is what the babysitter gets for butting in *grins*

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drtshare said:

Love the dress..OMG no panties..hehehe

You are wrong no such thing as a bad strip tease...OMG take it off slowly..tease me

hugs

old borg fred

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Needsumcum said:

Absolutely stunning!!

Hopefully, annoying guy was wearing protection, otherwise she will be "With Baby" sitter.

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Lil_Jimmy said:

Stop posting your pictures!
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the other parts of my body need blood also...

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Pacifica112 said:

Your lovely body definitely got my attention, and now seeing those beautiful lips AND the lovely body...WOW

And your voice! I think you'd sound beautiful and sexy, just reading the stock market report

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EndlessNameless said:

Oh, is dorkiness an actual class in D&D? I'm sure you'll launch an attack, trip over your shoe laces instead, and inadvertently kill the enemy anyway. Doesn't sound too bad. Is dorkalicious meant to imply you taste good? I may have to test that...for research purposes and all. Oh and I'm quite good at being pervy, otherwise I wouldn't be here. I'm just not good at talking dirty lol.

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beernsteakftw said:

You do have such lovely proportions. You really make me stand at attention. Keep them pics coming!!!

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

yup, totally, a girl is entitled to some secrets



thank you



thank you


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thank you, and yeah they do bring that word to mind



thank you, and yes I have conquered at least the sixth level of dorkiness. i prefer dorkalicious. sorry you are terrible at being pervy lol.



thank you. have you been really naughty.


thank you


lol



thank you. if you expect me to do work at my cube, I prefer offerings. chocolate and energy drinks are the most popular, though extensive oral would be a lot better.


thank you


thank you


you aren't missing much, just me being dorkalicious


i like inspiring bad workplace behavior


thank you, and more than a little silly damn it.


thank you


thank you



thank you. I'm a favorite, awesome. and yes, there is an uncropped version, i might send it to you. Yes, I don't post images of my face because of how effective facial searches have become and will often lead back to the company I work for, social media, and blogs.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

oh please d&d is only like level 3 dorkiness. fan fiction ultra fans is number 1, anything involving fake weapons number 2, add funky dice is 3, IT geeks usually noted by older men with receding hairlines, ponytails, and pizza bellies (though us freaky chicks are making our marks), then of course bloggers of fan fiction, larping, d&d and IT shit. dorkalicious is dorkiness to such a supreme level it actually becomes kind of cute in its complete hopelessness

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

thanks, and don't challenge me, just ask the creepy tit pick challengers what came to their inbox.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

oh please d&d is only like level 3 dorkiness. fan fiction ultra fans is number 1, anything involving fake weapons number 2, add funky dice is 3, IT geeks usually noted by older men with receding hairlines, ponytails, and pizza bellies (though us freaky chicks are making our marks), then of course bloggers of fan fiction, larping, d&d and IT shit. dorkalicious is dorkiness to such a supreme level it actually becomes kind of cute in its complete hopelessness

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

I know, right, but yeah the drawer takes the edge off.

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy saturday. I now dubbed it some random shit from my phone saturday. so todays randomly selected image



also, a few people have inquired what I sound like. There may be some ivrs out there that you can hear me saying press one for english, para espanol marque el dos, but who knows. If I try to sound sexy or say pervy shit, it will just sound cheesy and fake. So I just found a video on my phone that was fittingly silly and dorkalicious, turned it to wav and removed the other person. This is me. https://www.dropbox.com/s/ugbxceg7dm8wrlz/spank.wav?dl=0

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Tyreal123 said:

Can you create a flowchart of dorkiness that gets you to the level of dorkalicious?

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JDredd711 said:

Extensive oral and gifts and chocolate, you got it!!!

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EndlessNameless said:

LOL I forgot about fan fiction. I would think furries or MLP would take the number one spot. (I ship you and me, btw.)

I'm pretty good at being a dork and I'm pretty cute, so I'm sure I qualify for dorkalicious. I waste all my time playing retro games tho.

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EndlessNameless said:

I love challenges. Actually, I'm the same way.

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Joe_Bob_Gautama said:

Jeez, I should have pm'd you yesterday (instead of staring at your boobs) when I was setting up an office network. I expect you could have saved me hours of confusion about ap's and wan vs. lan.

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golfdude776 said:

Its a shame the drawer gets your attention... would love to spend some quality time making you cum... or helping

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scootch00 said:

I love your pics you are one gorgeous woman.

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OSUGrad said:

I am way too amused by the Target story/explanation.

I think the colored hair is extremely cute. I hope at times that’s paired with some dark rimmed glasses. Toss in the fact you are an IT girl, my geeky girl fantasies are going tonight...

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

I don't know, creating a flow chart during my happy fun time sounds very much like work, in which case I have a pie chart in response to work requests during happy fun time lol

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

well happy Monday (movie mondays?)

Well, this gif goes out to the pervs with the whole massive breasts fetish thing going on. Thank you to the pervs who reminded me I joked about gifing this on the squeezed together/between. another lit to do item checked off. though I must say doing this even made me say, damn my tits are huge, and you'd think I'd be used to it. looks like I need bigger hands lol

lets try that again.
http://i.imgur.com/L3k7v6E.gifv

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Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

Since we are all so very interested in my stories (lol), I will share one that hubby and our friends still pick on me for. The time I brought home the gay guy who wasn’t gay. So, I met this guy in a parking lot. Hey, don’t judge, met some of my best friends in parking lots, it is where smokers unite. We got to talking while smoking and we had a ton in common. Both of us had nothing left to do for the day as well, my husband wouldn’t be home for hours, and since he was so obviously gay, with the speech patterns, and tone, and body language, etc I invited him back to my place to drink some, smoke a bong (yes younger me smoked pot), and play a video games. I probably would not have invited him if he was straight, or at least I would have heavily clarified that I was not inviting him over to screw, but to actually hang out as stated. Anyway, he follows me back to my place. We go in, I take off the work blazer, I had a camisole underneath. I bring out the vodka, we have a few shots, pack the bong, sit on the couch, smoke it, play video games, a few more shots etc. I get up to go to the bathroom. When I come out, he is where the living room meets the hallway, as I go to walk past, his arms are around me and his tongue is down my throat. I am of course just shocked and suddenly see how I totally led him on. I stop him and apologize, but he wants an explanation, what changed, what was the point of inviting him etc etc. I try to evade but he doesn’t let up, so I finally told him the truth, that I thought he was gay. Which then leads to him wanting to know why I thought that, in great detail, with specifics that led me to that assumption. Turns out he was born and raised in San Francisco and I apparently associated local mannerisms with being gay. Ooops my Bad.

So anyway, that is my story of how I brought home the gay not gay guy and why any time San Francisco comes up, my husband and friends point and laugh at me.

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LOL That must have been sooooo embarassing!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

happy panty-free friday

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I think I love Friday now!!

Justadesperatewifeandmom said:

fuck it panty free friday.

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I am in LUST!!!