Strip Clubs, Strippers & Sex.
Man, you're lucky. I wish that had been my experience! Man, that should have been one of the best nights of your life; your wife actually permitted you to almost feel up an erotic dancer whom you barely knew. I would have remembered and cherished that moment for the rest of my life!
So my wife and I decided to go visit a strip club together to see what sort of things happen there.
When we arrived, the bouncer told us in a very strict manner that the women were NEVER to be touched, but that they could touch us. Fair enough.
So we sat down and watched women dance, and after each dance, they came around and asked for a dollar. No problem.
There was then one dancer that we both thought was hot, and when she came by, we complimented her and gave her a couple of dollars. She offered to give us a "dance".
We paid $25 and went to a sofa-type area. She then proceeded to "dance".
I don't know what we were expecting, but this wasn't it. She stripped off all her clothes and proceeded to lick and kiss my wife, suck her tits, shove her tits in my mouth, invite me to lick and suck her neck, and basically do and invite us to do everything but actually make genital contact. She did this for a few minutes, then I guess the song ended (hard to be sure, was kind of in a daze).
She then suggested that we should get a private room, and asked if I was a police officer. Stupidly thinking at this point that she meant that there was a discount for police, I said that I unfortunately wasn't, which she thought was hilarious. We paid $250 and went to a back room. Again, I didn't know what to expect.
At this point, as soon as the door closed, she had us disrobe, apply a condom, and literally fucked both of us for half an hour. Complete, no holds-barred three way sex, although she did think oral on a woman was 'icky', so we didn't do that much. When we were done and time was up, she asked us to come back some time, we got tidied up, and left. The bouncer watched us leave with that same hard expression we'd walked in with.
So...
Is this a typical strip club experience? Do all clubs have dancers that will go that far with a customer? How can you tell what to expect? Was this an exceptional circumstance?
Man, you're lucky. I wish that had been my experience! Man, that should have been one of the best nights of your life; your wife actually permitted you to almost feel up an erotic dancer whom you barely knew. I would have remembered and cherished that moment for the rest of my life!