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I am a part of the Legion of International Covert Knights (LICK) team.
There has been a new bill passed by the senate, the FUCK (Full Unashamed Culling of Kittens) which will result in kittens being wiped off the planet starting from July 4th onwards. It is a conspiracy hatched by the bad mutant group known as the Collective of Unwanted Nasty Thugs (CUNTs) to make planet earth a lousier place so that they can take over.
You (the female RPer) are the guardian angel whose orgasms can save the kittens. Everytime you have an orgasm, a kitten's life is saved.
You are picked up by the LICK team on the scanner and I am the LICK agent that is sent to intercept you and whisk you away on a journey to escape the CUNTs as I make you have numerous orgasms to save all the kittens on the planet.
Dear female RPer, the fate of the world's kittens rests in your hands. (Actually, in between your legs). Please get in touch with me. We are running out of time......
I'm not a woman, but I just wanted to say, if this was an original idea.. well done. This gave me a good laugh.![]()