The my Dom/husband/boyfriend is really pissing me off today!! thread

CurlyKat said:

I'll give ya creative... but even though I have my masochistic tendencies, I'd still not enjoy having those sharp pinchers down there! Those things slice and dice in ways I don't even want to imagine!

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You just wait, kiten will thanking us for working it out. The only thing that would be better for is if we coated the critters in leather flavored caramel.

Breaker_Morant said:

You just wait, kiten will thanking us for working it out. The only thing that would be better for is if we coated the critters in leather flavored caramel.

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BiBunny said:

Nowhere near being a sub, but I think I may as well take up permanent residence here.

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CurlyKat said:

Leather is good...

I'm still holding the stance that crabs are bad, though!

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Not much of a masocist are you?

Breaker_Morant said:

Not much of a masocist are you?

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CurlyKat said:

Just masochistic tendencies.... never said I was way hardcore or anything. I'm much more of a blunt pain than sharp pain girl anyway.

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Breaker_Morant said:

Hey Betticus! We need a sledgehammer over here!


Yeah.. I think the rubber malet will be good enough. 5lb, wouldn't you say?

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CurlyKat said:

Hey, just trying to keep all you sadists on your toes.

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And we're just trying to keep all the bottoms around here red.

Breaker_Morant said:

And we're just trying to keep all the bottoms around here red.

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Breaker_Morant said:

You'd be part of any thread that has to do with bitching and griping. Not that I don't think your gripes are dull.. in fact, they are quite entertaining.

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BiBunny said:

Well, all you gotta do is not be stupid to avoid my wrath. I'm not sure why that's so difficult for the larger percentage of the population, honestly.

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Breaker_Morant said:

notice how long it took to hijack this thread?

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im_a_voyeur said:

I could post in this thread every single day but I prefer to do my bitchin' in person.

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Breaker_Morant said:

Nipple torture? How about "down south" torture ?

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LadyC said:

"Down South" torture is an excellent punishment for my man-boy. I have him stand with his hands clasped behind his back (not bound or cuffed) and offer his erect member. I then use a slender bamboo about three feet in length and apply (usually) six lashes. Another from of torment I employ is to take his glans into my mouth, bare my teeth and bite the tenter flesh as hard as I deem safe.

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*shudders* I damn sure am glad I'm a Dom after reading that.

Breaker_Morant said:

*shudders* I damn sure am glad I'm a Dom after reading that.

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LadyC said:

Once, because the asshole came in my face, I made as if I was going to suck him, then I bit it so hard I drew blood!

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midwestyankee said:

The answer to the quandary in your second sentence is in Yank's Law #1: "There are more idiots than people."

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Betticus said:

*hides*

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BiaTcHiNFiRe said:

Are you afraid of a woman

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