ThatsTheGuy
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Where's God_Above? I think I made a big mistake and wanted to confess.
It's really hard in those confession booths these days. So many glory holes and one woman thought I wuz a Priest.
Anyway, I tried to talk about this w/Jesus AND tell him about that whore on the corner (I read somewhere he's had experience with those things).
But, you know, Jesus really hurt my feelings when I said I had 2 tickets to a baseball game. Jesus don't like baseball? WTF kind of craziness is that? I would've bought him a beer if he really wanted 1. But what the hell - soda costs about the same.
It's really hard in those confession booths these days. So many glory holes and one woman thought I wuz a Priest.
Anyway, I tried to talk about this w/Jesus AND tell him about that whore on the corner (I read somewhere he's had experience with those things).
But, you know, Jesus really hurt my feelings when I said I had 2 tickets to a baseball game. Jesus don't like baseball? WTF kind of craziness is that? I would've bought him a beer if he really wanted 1. But what the hell - soda costs about the same.