Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[loquere]

Don't cry Roderick it's just time for you to meet your maker.

Dude like I said that's not my name, so put down the axe.

 

[CharleneBarr]

Dude like I said my name's not Wodewick, it's Woger and I'm a wobber and wapist.

Welease Woger!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Woe, dude!

For the last time, I'm a woman!

 

[Captainnumnuts]

I can't get no satisfaction.

Have you heard - Man, I feel like a woman?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Have you heard - I Feel Pretty from West Side Story?

Hum a few bars for me?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bare a few Huns for me?

How about a whole Mongol Horde?

 

[MagicaPractica]

How about a whole Mongolion bbq?

Thanks but I'm really not hungry.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks! I'm really hot and hungry.

I'm always ready to help a maiden in need,

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm always ready to help a madam in need,

So you'll pay extra for her girls, then? Even the fat ones?

 

[Captainnumnuts]

What's that about candy bars?

Snickers.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Aren't you a little too busy for visiting this website?

Sure, but I make time for important stuff.

 

[loquere]

Sure I'm busy, but I make time for unimportant people like you, Loquere.

Geez thanks your majesty.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Geez thanks for all the recipes, Mags!

You're welcome! Always time for my friends.

 

[loquere]

Is it true, the rumour that you won the lottery?

I just need to borrow three hundred thousand dollars to open a salmon smoothie restaurant.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sorry. I just got bested by Nancy's poodles.

You've really gone to the dogs now, friend.

 

[Captainnumnuts]

You've really knotted it up now, friend.

Dawgone it.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Fuck it.

If you’re gonna get bestial with Nancy’s poodles, you get what you deserve. Those bitches only want to use you.

 

[LizVegas79]

If you’re gonna get bestial with Nancy’s noodles, you'll get served what you desire. Those bitches in the kitchen only want you to write a good Yelp review.

The restaurant industry is so tough. That's why I always worked in the bar.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The rest room internship is so tough. That's why I always worked as a barfly.

I guess it is a step up in career choice.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I guess it is a step by step process...

Yup, just like getting a pen cap out of a spiral notebook.

 

[loquere]

Yup, I like you too Loquere.

I don't like you MP, I love you! I know this is our first date and I've only known you for five minutes, but we should get married. Don't run away!

 

[MagicaPractica]

We should get marrooned. Don't paddle away! It s the only way to get to know each other!

Just a thought but there's this crazy thing called talking and sharing. Doesn't require an island or lack of Internet service.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just a thought, but there's this crazy thing called caulking and sealing.

What? Am I leaking that badly?

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Man whoring is how I deal w/my emotions.

You really must get in touch with your inner child.

 

[MagicaPractica]

You really must get in touch with your inner Julia Child.

Let me get the cooking wine, because if you wouldn't drink it you shouldn't cook with it. Hey! I think it worked!