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Anything that accentuates those arousing curves is plenty "exciting" ... :D



Laziness is not necessarily such a bad virtue. (especially if we get to see such a well rounded derriere!) ;)

thank you, and awesome, I like being too lazy to get dressed so...

Wow, that pic is like a biblical vision, Justa, I have seen the promised land and it is beautiful!
Now, I have to go and deal with something that just came up...

thank you, and hope everything that came up worked out well.

I’d have to disagree... Having you in bed next to me wearing that would have me pretty excited:devil:

well thanks. I don't know, I still think yoga tank is still pretty boring


Compared to anything else it's very exciting.
oh there are lots of things more exciting to wear than work out attire that I will never work out in.

Really?? You think we won't find that exciting??? You are being silly!!:D:devil::devil:

I guess people have low standards for excitement. oh who am I kidding, exciting is getting take out for me now lol

Again...2-3 hours ravishing that beautiful body and filling it with ...ME!!!:devil::devil::rose:

well my body is a big fan of ravishing and being filled, so works for me.

cute, curvy and pervy. Just the way I like it...

aww thanks. i might use that when asked to describe myself. I hate when work makes us do that shit. But I think I will keep curvy and pervy and see how that goes. last awards ceremony I got our vice president to say my hobbies were "yelling don't lick that" and my future goals were to "use the bathroom alone" yeah he changed it from "to pee alone". maybe I can get him to say curvy and pervy someday.

Ohhh....well...



Damn!

thanks.
 
so random thought of today...which stems from yesterday. ok there are plenty of slow motion gifs of chicks boobs popping open opens, are there any of guys erections popping open buttons or zippers. I have now been looking at dick gifs for like 15 minutes, and well google has failed me. But you guys have probably seen your fair share of dick gifs since most of you are pervy and such, so maybe one of all have seen one. My search for erections popping zippers did somehow lead me to this chick though, so at least it wasnt a waste of 15 minutes as I did enjoy watching her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej50lN16n2A

(note not porn, but I think she is hot as fuck, and my day was better for watching it)
 
so random thought of today...which stems from yesterday. ok there are plenty of slow motion gifs of chicks boobs popping open opens, are there any of guys erections popping open buttons or zippers. I have now been looking at dick gifs for like 15 minutes, and well google has failed me. But you guys have probably seen your fair share of dick gifs since most of you are pervy and such, so maybe one of all have seen one. My search for erections popping zippers did somehow lead me to this chick though, so at least it wasnt a waste of 15 minutes as I did enjoy watching her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej50lN16n2A

(note not porn, but I think she is hot as fuck, and my day was better for watching it)

You’re right...this is entertaining as hell!!
 
Entertaining, as cool and talented as this girl is I require a much bigger arse than that I'm afraid...
 
I must apologize to my neighbour. I'm sure they keep hearing an intermittent knocking on the wall as my leg twitches while I go through this thread. Maybe you should be apologizing a little too. :p
 
You’re right...this is entertaining as hell!!

yes, most entertaining my search led me to. I still failed to find what I was seeking, but I found this, a fuck ton of random porn gif, lenny kravitz's dick, people popping buttons with their bellies, fat cats, and now an hour or so of dick gifs I am now watching cats.

Entertaining, as cool and talented as this girl is I require a much bigger arse than that I'm afraid...

Well uh oh, fair warning my weight bounces up and down as much as my boobs. sometimes I ass gets pretty damn small (also sometimes it needs its own zipcode lol)


I must apologize to my neighbour. I'm sure they keep hearing an intermittent knocking on the wall as my leg twitches while I go through this thread. Maybe you should be apologizing a little too. :p

yeah your neighbor would hate me. i can be a screamer. I have over an acre between the next closest property so it is ok

Last year I made couple gifs like your shirt-lifting one but from a guy's perspective.

The links are here for the gifs (warning there's dick there, so don't say I didn't give you fair warning, IOW click at your own risk):

http://www.*********.com/convkey/646c/sf5b215hcc7amf3zg.jpg?size_id=4

http://www.*********.com/convkey/a339/soij4toh4tkp78qzg.jpg?size_id=5

You can look, or just take my word that they exist. I won't be offended either way.

very nice, but but come on, the second one, such a tease.

Mmmmmmm aching to come up behind you like that and pound into you

thanks.
 
Justa, you may have picked up that I love an arse tending more towards its own zip code territory. Let me assure you, in your case, if your arse shrank too far, well, I would just have to spend more time with my head between your legs licking that gorgeous pussy to orgasm after orgasm. That way I'm not even considering your arse 😉
 
so random thought of today...which stems from yesterday. ok there are plenty of slow motion gifs of chicks boobs popping open opens, are there any of guys erections popping open buttons or zippers. I have now been looking at dick gifs for like 15 minutes, and well google has failed me. But you guys have probably seen your fair share of dick gifs since most of you are pervy and such, so maybe one of all have seen one. My search for erections popping zippers did somehow lead me to this chick though, so at least it wasnt a waste of 15 minutes as I did enjoy watching her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej50lN16n2A

(note not porn, but I think she is hot as fuck, and my day was better for watching it)

can you imagine how much fun she would be at a party either clothed or unclothed surrounded by other naked people
 
thank you

thank you

Justa, you may have picked up that I love an arse tending more towards its own zip code territory. Let me assure you, in your case, if your arse shrank too far, well, I would just have to spend more time with my head between your legs licking that gorgeous pussy to orgasm after orgasm. That way I'm not even considering your arse 😉
you know that actually sounds like pro shrinking ass encouragement. maybe more fitness instructors should lead with that.

Just stay like that while I drop my keks and slip into you. Lovely arse ready for :caning::caning::caning: as well.

well thank you (and also confessing to needing to google keks, and it was what I assumed, though took me a minute as apparently it is also german for biscuit and then google showed me cookies and now I want a cookie while I watch cat videos)

can you imagine how much fun she would be at a party either clothed or unclothed surrounded by other naked people

I suspect a shit ton more fun than the cats google led me to later.
 
Hmmmm, something along the lines of;
Ladies, wanna shrink that arse?
Wanna be the envy of those around you?
Do you want to fit into that size 0 bikini?
Are you ready for the next step?
Dr Squealz 1 step program might just be for you, simply:
Do whatever the fuck it takes to shrink your butt and Dr Squealz will lick and finger your pussy until you pass out during multiple orgasm, on regaining consciousness the fun begins again!

Dr Squealz is not a real doctor
Program may lead to malnourishment, dehydration, bouts of hallucination, major delirium, loss of appetite, mild or severe addiction and in some cases death (but what a way to go)
 
Hmmmm, something along the lines of;
Ladies, wanna shrink that arse?
Wanna be the envy of those around you?
Do you want to fit into that size 0 bikini?
Are you ready for the next step?
Dr Squealz 1 step program might just be for you, simply:
Do whatever the fuck it takes to shrink your butt and Dr Squealz will lick and finger your pussy until you pass out during multiple orgasm, on regaining consciousness the fun begins again!

Dr Squealz is not a real doctor
Program may lead to malnourishment, dehydration, bouts of hallucination, major delirium, loss of appetite, mild or severe addiction and in some cases death (but what a way to go)

Yeah that would get me to go to the gym. An awesome reward system like for every 5 lbs lost, fingering and eating my pussy until I beg to stop. Yup, my ass would totally being to that gym and I would be in fucking phenomenal shape in no time, then gain and lose the same fucking 5lbs over and over again so I could stay a member of the plan.



Your was needs no shrinking dear. It fits my personal definition of perfection.

Well thanks. But if the gym plan above is offered, I am totally in.

Oh hell yes!!

Let me insert my blade in your server and let’s get this hard drive spinning!!:devil:

Oh geeky innuendo, totally overclocking my ram.
 
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