Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[woodworker_]

I love Calvin and Hobbes!

Extermination

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

flatulence

 

[woodworker_]

flatulence

Oh, come now. This is gross. but not deadly!

Gangrene

 

[scots1920]

Hydrogen bomb...

 

[Lia Monde]

Intestinal blockage

 

[RossieOregon]

Jugular vein severed

 

[coachdb18]

Jellyfish

 

[shadowofaman]

Kitchen appliance going haywire lol

 

[RossieOregon]

Live wires if you touched them.

 

[shadowofaman]

Mounting a bull and not being a cowboy.

 

[Lia Monde]

Nanobots unleashed by a demented super-villain.

 

[RossieOregon]

What about a cowgirl?


Nibbling a pufferfish.

 

[shadowofaman]

Open ocean and your boat drifts off and your surrounded by sharks.

samething with a cow girl.

 

[RossieOregon]

Depends on the bull.


Putting a golf ball at bigfoot at close range.

 

[shadowofaman]

Depends on the bull.


Putting a golf ball at bigfoot at close range.

I suppose

Questioning a cowboy on whether he's cheating in a poker game.

 

[RossieOregon]

Roach killer sprays

 

[shadowofaman]

Seducing a woman in a bar that doesn't want to be seduced.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Trapeze artist with a case of vertigo

 

[scots1920]

Trapeze artist with a case of vertigo

Uzis as part of a juggler's act

Back to fighting fitness and feeling 100% again, I hope?

 

[Iceprincess12]

Uzis as part of a juggler's act

Back to fighting fitness and feeling 100% again, I hope?

Vivisection

no, not yet. I'm not at death's door though...winning!

 

[scots1920]

Vivisection

no, not yet. I'm not at death's door though...winning!

Young hoodlums with no respect for their elders...

 

[Iceprincess12]

Young hoodlums with no respect for their elders...

W???

Zero regard for the alphabet

 

[scots1920]

W???

Zero regard for the alphabet

Woe is me! Please do eXcuse the lapse, blame it on sleeplessness or senility!

Aneurysm, the first sign of which is random brain farts!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Woe is me! Please do eXcuse the lapse, blame it on sleeplessness or senility!

Aneurysm, the first sign of which is random brain farts!

just this once

Bee whispering with an allergy and no epi pen

 

[scots1920]

Chronically-catatonic Celts...