The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread
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Handley_Page
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May I join you in that corner ?
_Lynn_
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Yep. I don't mind sharing.
Cruel2BKind
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Still nope.
TheeGoatPig
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Still looking for someone to share some time with...
Handley_Page
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Still no.
TheeGoatPig
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I have hope for today!
But in all reality that is just because I haven't left the house yet, and I'm an optimist, despite the fact that I have no idea how to attract the women I am attracted to.
But in all reality that is just because I haven't left the house yet, and I'm an optimist, despite the fact that I have no idea how to attract the women I am attracted to.
TheeGoatPig
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Nope, nothing positive happened in that regard. Something spectacular would have to happen now for me to get laid today, as I don't plan on leaving the house anymore today, and will be spending the remained sitting in my air conditioned bedroom.
MrPezman
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It doesn't help that I've seemed to lose my flair for flirting. Hell, after being married so long, it's become almost impossible for me to talk to women in person unless it's to conduct business. I'm just too out of practice now, which diminishes my hope of getting any in the foreseeable future. Damn it. I used to be pretty good, too.
Handley_Page
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sirhugs
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I think you're on the wrong thread.
TheeGoatPig
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Nope. Didn't even come close.
TheeGoatPig
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Still without since 2007.
subdued_passion
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Me neither!
So happy to find this thread... such a change from all the others with people gloating and showing off. Like really, you spend time on this site because you're getting ALL that sex in real life!!!
So happy to find this thread... such a change from all the others with people gloating and showing off. Like really, you spend time on this site because you're getting ALL that sex in real life!!!
patientlee
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It's only 8:37 AM...
Handley_Page
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That could depend upon where your camper wagon is at the time.
StrangeLife
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Well somebody has been suffering from a headache, so "no." 
Bananaspoon
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Nothing today.
patientlee
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Cruel2BKind
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His cock was literally TOUCHING MY PUSSY.
But then his roommate knocked.
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Oh well. The light is at the end of the tunnel. After a year and eleven days, I'm getting out.
Farewellz.
But then his roommate knocked.
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Oh well. The light is at the end of the tunnel. After a year and eleven days, I'm getting out.
Farewellz.
TheeGoatPig
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The time of my last post (early morning) didn't have any effect on how right I was about not getting laid today.
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