The Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[LallyH]

When I arrived at work this morning, I was met by an atmosphere.

One of my printers had found a new hiding place for his porn stash in the false ceiling of the men's restroom and had started taking 40 min restroom breaks again. This causes friction because, as his role is at the start of the production process, any time he loses must be made up by those working at the latter end and, quite rightly, they resent having to stay late simply because he chooses to indulge in non-work related recreational pursuits during his shift.

So, donning the asbestos suit, I ventured into the restroom, retrieved the reading material and have confiscated it. I have no qualms about doing this - my issue with him is the loss of time, not his choice of magazine, and would take exactly the same action if he was reading Dickens.

Now, apparently, the printer is complaining to the others that he is being treated unfairly, as it is more than possible for the office-based staff to be viewing porn on their computers, wasting similar amounts of time, and being able to hide it from me.

All I can say is that I fervently hope that they do hide it from me, and that I never have to walk in on one of them enjoying a private moment with their computer screen.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

When I arrived at work this morning, I was met by an atmosphere.

One of my printers had found a new hiding place for his porn stash in the false ceiling of the men's restroom and had started taking 40 min restroom breaks again. This causes friction because, as his role is at the start of the production process, any time he loses must be made up by those working at the latter end and, quite rightly, they resent having to stay late simply because he chooses to indulge in non-work related recreational pursuits during his shift.

So, donning the asbestos suit, I ventured into the restroom, retrieved the reading material and have confiscated it. I have no qualms about doing this - my issue with him is the loss of time, not his choice of magazine, and would take exactly the same action if he was reading Dickens.

Now, apparently, the printer is complaining to the others that he is being treated unfairly, as it is more than possible for the office-based staff to be viewing porn on their computers, wasting similar amounts of time, and being able to hide it from me.

All I can say is that I fervently hope that they do hide it from me, and that I never have to walk in on one of them enjoying a private moment with their computer screen.

What an ass... the nice thing is, that I doubt he's probably just digging his own grave with his co-workers by complaining. I doubt they appreciate hearing that their work is being slowed by his "private time" during "Everyone's time".


Blurt: As happy as I was about hitting my goal weight...I'm suddenly very discontent with this goal and have decided to renew and double my efforts to get in better shape. I feel healthier, but I demand HIGHER EXPECTATIONS!! RAWR!

 

[intothewoods]

Well, thanks for the warning, then.



Yeah, that's what I thought. Why? Why add laughter? It just felt weird.

No idea. You're right -- it feels odd.

 

[LallyH]

Happy birthday Mum - RIP xx

 

[Loverskitten]

No idea. You're right -- it feels odd.

Are you a regular Craig Ferguson watcher? His opening monologues are usually quite silly. He has also admitted numerous times that there is very little dress rehearsal. It is a live audience, except a few shows during a power outage/ stage problem. If you've ever been to a live taping of a show (any show), you are led to laugh/applaud. It probably was the audience leader, not a laugh track and they weren't expecting Craig to be so serious.
I love Craig, and Geoff

 

[Keroin]

I wrote this very long, poetic post about what happens to the many love stories that begin here on Lit, two people madly flirting and gushing across the boards and then, one day, silence.

Then my computer shut off for Windows updates and I lost the entire post.

It was very profound, I assure you.

 

[seela]

So, I dislocated my knee sitting in a movie theater. That's a new record even for me. Only noticed it when I tried to stand up and it didn't quite go as planned.

 

[midwestyankee]

I wrote this very long, poetic post about what happens to the many love stories that begin here on Lit, two people madly flirting and gushing across the boards and then, one day, silence.

Then my computer shut off for Windows updates and I lost the entire post.

It was very profound, I assure you.

And funny, is my guess. Sorry the byte gods ate the sacrifice. If only they'd been religious gods that actually said grace before their snacks you might have been able to recover the post.

 

[sparrow_]

Hello. I do kinky stuff. Hurrah!

 

[cfuhrer]

Are you a regular Craig Ferguson watcher? His opening monologues are usually quite silly. He has also admitted numerous times that there is very little dress rehearsal. It is a live audience, except a few shows during a power outage/ stage problem. If you've ever been to a live taping of a show (any show), you are led to laugh/applaud. It probably was the audience leader, not a laugh track and they weren't expecting Craig to be so serious.
I love Craig, and Geoff

I am a huge Craig fan and he is sometimes quite serious. My husband doesn't find him as funny, claiming "Brittish humor" as his excuse. But he can damn near quote every line from The Holy Grail. Go fig.


Blurt: heaved le sigh

 

[Loverskitten]

I am a huge Craig fan and he is sometimes quite serious. My husband doesn't find him as funny, claiming "Brittish humor" as his excuse. But he can damn near quote every line from The Holy Grail. Go fig.


Blurt: heaved le sigh

I have found he's one of those comedians you either love or hate. We love him, my best friend doesn't think he's funny at all :/ it's also one if those shows where, if you aren't a normal viewer, you'd be like "what the fuck is going on?"
We are Craig, Coco, and Jimmy Kimmel fans.
I don't think Jimmy Fallon, Letterman, or Leno are funny at all.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

A hem, s'cuse me, Thursday? Ya, um... Check please.

Thanks.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

I love Craig Ferguson


Blurt: sexy plans for the morning put on complete hold...woke up with a WRETCHED sore throat. DISLIKE.

 

[cfuhrer]

A hem, s'cuse me, Thursday? Ya, um... Check please.

Thanks.

HUH-fuckin'-ZAH!

 

[cfuhrer]

I love Craig Ferguson


Blurt: sexy plans for the morning put on complete hold...woke up with a WRETCHED sore throat. DISLIKE.

Chloraseptic is such a buzz kill.

 

[the captians wench]

seriously, why doesn't my libido slow down when I get crazy sick?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

seriously, why doesn't my libido slow down when I get crazy sick?

Because there is a God and he hates us. -__-

 

[graceanne]

seriously, why doesn't my libido slow down when I get crazy sick?

Your brain is craving the endorphin rush of an orgasm, because it'll make you feel better.

 

[sparrow_]

Sugar makes everything better.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Sugar makes everything better.

Except Diabetes

 

[sparrow_]

Except Diabetes

Well, there's that.

 

[Loverskitten]

I'm getting really good at realizing there's no point to arguing on the internet and deleting posts before I make them.

I'm getting sick of the mysogyny in "talk" not feeling argumentative and it grinds my gears just reading talk anymore. I'm just going to continue to post funny crap instead. And cats, we need more cats.

 

[sparrow_]

And cats, we need more cats.

T3h interw3bs has not enough lolcats. We must have more!

 

[Loverskitten]

T3h interw3bs has not enough lolcats. We must have more!

Not to derail this thread completely but what the hell...
This is every cat I've ever over-snuggled... I mean owned. It even looks like me as a little girl

 

[sparrow_]

Not to derail this thread completely but what the hell...
This is every cat I've ever over-snuggled... I mean owned. It even looks like me as a little girl

lmao

Someone please tell me there is a kinky lolcats thread here...