The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[fieryjen]

I laid myself quite nicely earlier but that was it.

Glad I even had time for that, what with my parents around and all.

 

[_Lynn_]

Taking up a spot here for a while yet.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I didn't but my doctor wants me to start taking testerone supplements . . .

 

[Elianna]

I laid myself quite nicely earlier but that was it.

Glad I even had time for that, what with my parents around and all.

That's tough. I have to hide all implements when my mother comes around. Sex is a sin yano.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That's tough. I have to hide all implements when my mother comes around. Sex is a sin yano.

Such a silly concept. And so unscriptural.

 

[Elianna]

Such a silly concept. And so unscriptural.

I just don't think she ever had an orgasm, or at least not a GOOD one.

Me, on the other hand... I got RIGHT past those issues.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I just don't think she ever had an orgasm, or at least not a GOOD one.

Me, on the other hand... I got RIGHT past those issues.

Eve would be proud of you!

 

[krackheadkathy]

hangin my head

2 weeks..... at least im not afraid of going solo

 

[Munachi]

must be approaching three months now...

 

[TitianaPeaks]

10 days and counting........

 

[TheeGoatPig]

It will be one year next Friday.

 

[Safe_Bet]

It will be one year next Friday.

Are we talking party here or what?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Are we talking party here or what?

Huh? Are you asking if it was from a party, or suggesting I throw one to end this debacle?

 

[fieryjen]

That's tough. I have to hide all implements when my mother comes around. Sex is a sin yano.

My mom doesn't think sex is a sin, but I'm not keen on her finding my stash either!

I had to fake an upset stomach so they'd go to the restaurant without me. Just the one time. I'm usually too well-behaved for this.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Huh? Are you asking if it was from a party, or suggesting I throw one to end this debacle?

Hey a party is a party! I don't care what you use for an excuse! Call it a wake for your sex life if that's better

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I so shouldn't be posting here today.

 

[midwestyankee]

Can I still join the club if I've lost count?

 

[fieryjen]

I so shouldn't be posting here today.

You'd be getting a spanking for that if your circumstances weren't so delicate!

 

[tolyk]

Been couple days for me now.. the fiancee hasn't been feeling well

 

[Chantilyvamp]

i know its at least two weeks, probably 2 1/2 weeks or longer as its a rather hazy memory.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

You'd be getting a spanking for that if your circumstances weren't so delicate!

It's because of my circumstances, actually... libido is going CRAZY!

 

[CWatson]

*sigh*

 

[Munachi]

well shortly after midnight now, a new day has started, unlikely i will get laid though.

 

[hotti]

I could have posted here every single day since June 19, 2007, but I just now found this thread. Who knew?

 

[bluebell]

Can I still join the club if I've lost count?

Sure. We like 'em better that way. Losing count can sometimes mean not remembering, and not remembering means that somebody can take blissful advantage of you.

I am so shameful.

*sigh*

You. You c'mere, too. *hug*