I have your Naughtycakes...

[Bidin~Time]

Petey... I got something to tell you. You see, in all of our chocolate-laced bacchanalia, I forgot to tell you I'm not on the pill, and well, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just spit it out...

I'm going to have your chocolate egg love child *sob*

If it's a boy, you can name him SaintPeterCottontail!!


<plans the baby shower>

 

[Saint Peter]

oh god.

you didn't tell her that was horsey sauce, did you?

In the day time he's mister natural
Just as healthy as he can be

But at night he's a junk food junkie
Good Lord have mercy on CJH

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey... I got something to tell you. You see, in all of our chocolate-laced bacchanalia, I forgot to tell you I'm not on the pill, and well, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just spit it out...

I'm going to have your chocolate egg love child *sob*

I need to call the Pope. BrB.

 

[Bidin~Time]

i think he must have pilfered some miracles from work.

So are you saying. . .He used heavenly hocus pocus?

 

[Collette]

"Make me another batchy cookies!"

*chomp*

 

[Saint Peter]

*chomp*

Hello, little girl. Would you like to ride in my pretty red van and help me find my kitten??

 

[naughtycakes]

*chomp*

I hope Batchy's ready to babysit...

 

[Collette]

Hello, little girl. Would you like to ride in my pretty red van and help me find my kitten??

You look suspiciously like the photo they showed us in roll call today...

 

[Saint Peter]

I hope Batchy's ready to babysit...

She is really good at that. Can I rub your tummy?

 

[naughtycakes]

Hello, little girl. Would you like to ride in my pretty red van and help me find my kitten??

Don't do it, Collette!!!!

The sex is good, but then he'll dump you off in the Playground, and you'll be speaking emoticon!

 

[Saint Peter]

You look suspiciously like the photo they showed us in roll call today...

I was in my basement the whole time. Just ask Naughtycakes.

 

[naughtycakes]

She is really good at that. Can I rub your tummy?

Well.... ok, but if our kid comes out speaking in gay emoticons, I will blame YOU!

 

[Saint Peter]

Well.... ok, but if our kid comes out speaking in gay emoticons, I will blame YOU!

There is a higher chance of the wee one speaking in tongues.

I mean, you did not help any of the Playgrounders find their kittens, did you???

 

[bryan2929]

All the rest of the treatments sounded fun, but he really crossed the line when he made you eat Peeps.

 

[Bidin~Time]

There is a higher chance of the wee one speaking in tongues.

Is that the Official Vatican opinion?

Did the pope know peeps were involved?

 

[naughtycakes]

There is a higher chance of the wee one speaking in tongues.

I mean, you did not help any of the Playgrounders find their kittens, did you???

Dude, if our baby comes out like this, you are putting her in the van, taking her to the Playground and dropping her off...

 

[HB1965]

This story is just getting worse and worse.

 

[naughtycakes]

All the rest of the treatments sounded fun, but he really crossed the line when he made you eat Peeps.

Well, he was nice enough to leave them out for a couple of days first, so they'd get nice and crusty...

Is that the Official Vatican opinion?

Did the pope know peeps were involved?

Ratzenburger loves da Peeps.

This story is just getting worse and worse.

I know... a regular Kabuki Medea.

 

[Batch]

bumpi

 

[Saint Peter]

I am laughing my ass off here.

 

[moana15]

I am laughing my ass off here.

I especially enjoyed the chocolate bunny baby, but it was a toss up between it, and the batchy cookie banner.

 

[naughtycakes]

bumpi

Awwwww, I missed you guys. I'm having a case of the Lit blahs, I just can't seem to find any threads to post in.

I've been lurking and reading drown's goodbye thread on and off.

Then I thought about pulling a Moanique - maybe create an alt - Moaniquecakes, and do a grand, soap-opera worthy goodbye. What do you think?

 

[Saint Peter]

Awwwww, I missed you guys. I'm having a case of the Lit blahs, I just can't seem to find any threads to post in.

I've been lurking and reading drown's goodbye thread on and off.

Then I thought about pulling a Moanique - maybe create an alt - Moaniquecakes, and do a grand, soap-opera worthy goodbye. What do you think?

I will lock you in the basement again, just like I did when you went slumming around in The Playground.

 

[iceburg1]

Awwwww, I missed you guys. I'm having a case of the Lit blahs, I just can't seem to find any threads to post in.

I've been lurking and reading drown's goodbye thread on and off.

Then I thought about pulling a Moanique - maybe create an alt - Moaniquecakes, and do a grand, soap-opera worthy goodbye. What do you think?

fucking get over it

and start posting

whiner

 

[scouries]

Queen kidnapped....

[size=+3]WTF????[/SIZE]​

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HER MAJESTY QUEEN LAUREL III

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[SIZE=+3]KIDNAPPED?

REPLACED BY AN IMPOSTER?[/SIZE]​

By chance I read this comment today. It was posted on one of the stories on the site. Iwas enough to make me sick!

Count me in, Sarahhh

06/30/08 by Deborah

I haven't submitted a story to this site for years, but the Chain Story you make reference to intrigues me. I could tell about the good old days when I "knew" the first Laurel. My, how things have changed since then, and not for the better. I imagine the first Laurel turning over in her figurative grave at the sight of her site these days.
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Is the good QUEEN being held prisoner? Is she really dead? Buried alive?

Has [size=+2]MANU[/size] been replaced too?

You know I knew something was wrong… I mean when they refused to give Freddie his hard earned ROYALTIES… apparently I’VE BEEN NEGOTIATING WITH AN IMPOSTER…

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FREE LAUREL!

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FREE HER MAJESTY!!

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FREE THE QUEEN NOW!!!

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I believe it’s almost time to out the imposter…and I'm pretty sure I know who she is...


jrs