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*snort* This doesn't bode well ...

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
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Tee hee.
 
I've been meaning to blurt this for a week but I keep forgetting.

For fifty years I wore my hair no longer than four inches.:cool:

For ten years I wore my hair with a ponytail below my shoulder blades.:eek:

Right now my hair is less than three inches long. :rolleyes:
 
TxRad said:
I've been meaning to blurt this for a week but I keep forgetting.

For fifty years I wore my hair no longer than four inches.:cool:

For ten years I wore my hair with a ponytail below my shoulder blades.:eek:

Right now my hair is less than three inches long. :rolleyes:
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At least you have hair.

My cake-on-head covers the bald patch.

Og
 
rachlou said:
Truck loads of alcohol and a troupe of strippers? ;)

(at least it'd be memorable, if only for the wrong reasons) :D
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For some reason I'm finding it really hard to imagine my mother with a troupe of strippers.

Bwah! You might have a wonderful idea there . . . :D
 
Nirvanadragones said:
What does one plan for a surprise 50th Birthday party? :confused:
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Just don't put all 50 candles on the cake like my middle daughter did for me :rolleyes:
Bought the extra long ones so she'd have time to light them all ;)
The heat made it hard to get close enough to blow them out and my wife was standing by with a fire extinguisher :eek:
 
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