Isolated Blurt Thread

[Belegon]

just where is this man shaving? I mean, I've felt the wind and all, but come on...

 

[Guest]

Trust me lady, I lost it a loooooong time ago.

first off: im no lady...im a chick

and secondly:
i knew that. its why i love you so.

 

[Guest]

Unexplained lumps are not good. Fuck.

but too...
you dont know until you know.
hormones can do some freaky shit.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Maybe the kilt is made of mohair?

Be careful, its's dry clean only.

 

[impressive]

but too...
you dont know until you know.
hormones can do some freaky shit.

I'll have him at the pediatrician's in the morning.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Unexplained lumps are not good. Fuck.

 

[Guest]

I'll have him at the pediatrician's in the morning.

massive hugs!
crossing fingers and expecting updates

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

no good can come of that...

unrelated: I just missed an out-of-state call from the hospital around the corner from where my siblings live... and they aren't answering their phones... it's just a freak coincidence... right?

 

[Belegon]

no good can come of that...

unrelated: I just missed an out-of-state call from the hospital around the corner from where my siblings live... and they aren't answering their phones... it's just a freak coincidence... right?

probably, but it'll prey on you until you know, so keep calling I would say

 

[rgraham666]

I'll have him at the pediatrician's in the morning.

Sending positive vibes your way, imp. *HUGS*

 

[Trombonus]

My stupidity amazes even me at times.

 

[Ǽltya]

It's Tuesday

My stupidity amazes even me at times.

Stick your foot in your mouth again, kid?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I feel sorry for people who call me and leave me messages and want me to call them back.

My friends tell my BF to call them because they know I won't.

Sorry, people.

 

[Trombonus]

Stick your foot in your mouth again, kid?

Oh no, it wouldn't be so bad if that were the case. Let's just say my hormones got the better of me and...well...only bad things can come from it. I shoulda known better. *kicks himself in the ass*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I guess the question now is, can I return someone's call after a month?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I guess the question now is, can I return someone's call after a month?

Just a guess, but that perticular moment might have passed. But you can always call just because.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

these are not normal cookies, these are MAN cookies. They are huge!

They could also be kick ass dyke cookies.

Maybe even bitch cookies.

I should not be allowed to bake when I am in this kind of mood.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Yep. She's still a self-righteous bitch. *nods*

 

[deathlynx]

I still haven't gotten my trimmer fixed from last falls "incident."
BTW.....ya'll just about ready for the baby?

Just about...still have some cleaning to do, and plumbers to schedule for the washer/dryer/dishwasher...otherwise pretty good

That's better than six inches of leaves

Naw, I just mow through them...

 

[Equinoxe]

I am way too easily amused by bizarre things that aren't amusing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am way too easily amused by bizarre things that aren't amusing.

Like Gary Coleman's secret wedding?

 

[Equinoxe]

Like Gary Coleman's secret wedding?

I can't say that I was aware he had a secret wedding.

No, that is somehow more genuinely funny than:
"Phorusrhacoids [sic] took over the niche vacated by the small, bipedal dinosaurs called coelurosaurs."

Which is not amusing at all, but amuses me nevertheless.

 

[English Lady]

It must be love, love, love...

 

[McKenna]

these are not normal cookies, these are MAN cookies. They are huge!

They could also be kick ass dyke cookies.

Maybe even bitch cookies.

I should not be allowed to bake when I am in this kind of mood.

You put me in the mood to make cookies with this post. First batch is in the oven as I type.



Blurt: Mmmmm, elk sausage. Goooood.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

"Phorusrhacoids [sic] took over the niche vacated by the small, bipedal dinosaurs called coelurosaurs."

OH GOD THAT IS HYSTERICAL!

the niche.... vacated by the coelurosuars...... comedy gold!