Zombies are here!

[SweetWitch]

The headline read, "‘Flying Salt Shakers Of Death:’ WVU Researchers Studying Fungal-Infected Zombie Cicadas"

CBS Pittsburgh news reports on cicadas run amok, trying to screw anything that moves while in an hallucinogenic, drunken haze. Sounds like a frat party.

Discuss.

story found on pittsburgh.cbslocal website.

 

[TxRad]

Molly, have you been tapping the tequila again?

It still doesn't explain the proliferation of potholes in PA. I'm still going with the woodchuck revenge theory.

 

[SimonDoom]

This raises the question (in my mind, anyway): are there any zombie sex stories here? I hadn't really thought about it as a genre but it could be interesting.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

This raises the question (in my mind, anyway): are there any zombie sex stories here? I hadn't really thought about it as a genre but it could be interesting.

They're dead, right? Part of the contract, that 'living dead' clause? Necrophilia isn't all that popular.

Mind you, seeing some of the stuff in Fetish...

 

[NotWise]

This raises the question (in my mind, anyway): are there any zombie sex stories here? I hadn't really thought about it as a genre but it could be interesting.

Based on a story search for 'zombie,' there are quite a few, and in a number of different categories.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, let's see. . .

Premise 1. Men have their "brains in their cocks."
Premise 2. Zombies eat brains.
Therefore: A new story line for nights of the living dead.

 

[TxRad]

Being the greedy type like I am, I wonder if there could be a market for zombie dildos since the dangly bits seem to be among the first to fall off.

 

[NotWise]

Being the greedy type like I am, I wonder if there could be a market for zombie dildos since the dangly bits seem to be among the first to fall off.

Research, Tx. Market research.

 

[TxRad]

Research, Tx. Market research.

I'm not sure I have the stomach to open that can of worms.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not sure I have the stomach to open that can of worms.

It is the case that the organ men prize so much is the first to decompose completely. It has often led to police erroneously declaring a "ripe" body female. They probably learned sex identification from Freud, who seemed to think that girls were boys who were missing something.

 

[TxRad]

It is the case that the organ men prize so much is the first to decompose completely. It has often led to police erroneously declaring a "ripe" body female. They probably learned sex identification from Freud, who seemed to think that girls were boys who were missing something.

Since there is no real bone in a boner, that makes sense.

 

[SimonDoom]

In my erotic zombie universe the male member would be the last thing to go. "The Walking Hard."

I'm contemplating the possibilities. But not too much. I've still got to get a nude day story submitted.

 

[TxRad]

Now I remember why I never was into horror that much.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm suitably amused now. Love reading the discussion.

 

[Javahead]

I'm suitably amused now. Love reading the discussion.

There was a really weird Chinese language porn movie we saw once - hopping Zombies in period costumes. M’lady told me the story made a little sense, IF you know Chinese folklore and speak the language. I’m still skeptical.

 

[LinneaLundin]

Well, let's see. . .

Premise 1. Men have their "brains in their cocks."
Premise 2. Zombies eat brains.
Therefore: A new story line for nights of the living dead.

Yes! I want to have "Zombies Eat Cock" on a tee shirt.

 

[GuessImJamie]

Molly, have you been tapping the tequila again...

Had to throw all my tequila away, somehow it got worms in it...

 

[GuessImJamie]

sticky key double submission

 

[Hypoxia]

We may choose from varied types of zombis.

• Traditional slave human zombi
• Modern brain-eating human zombi
• Aggressive inhuman zombi - alien, animal, demon
• CIA-engineered techno zombi
• On-stage musical-dancing zombi
• Suppressed biblical zombi

Sex with any of the above will doubtless end hilariously.

 

[Handley_Page]

It is the case that the organ men prize so much is the first to decompose completely. It has often led to police erroneously declaring a "ripe" body female.
They probably learned sex identification from Freud, who seemed to think that girls were boys who were missing something.

That puts me in mind of some of the more raucous wailings seem in the media of late. Particularly about whether it's a boy or a girl.

Time for a brew, I think.

 

[Bramblethorn]

This raises the question (in my mind, anyway): are there any zombie sex stories here? I hadn't really thought about it as a genre but it could be interesting.

What did the zombie say to the sex worker? "Keep the tip."

 

[PoisonPen33]

All I'm saying is I grew up and went to school in Pittsburgh. Everything in this thread is completely legit.

 

[Hypoxia]

All I'm saying is I grew up and went to school in Pittsburgh. Everything in this thread is completely legit.

It was about the same around San Bernardino, but with more Chicanos.

There's a plot kink -- multi-ethnic zombis. Throw in some racial stereotypes.

 

[GuessImJamie]

That puts me in mind of some of the more raucous wailings seem in the media of late. Particularly about whether it's a boy or a girl...

Simple solution from history at least for bathrooms.

Put an "out of order" sign on the "whites only" fountain.

When they have to pee bad enough they will put their hysteria away.

 

[Hypoxia]

Simple solution from history at least for bathrooms.

Put an "out of order" sign on the "whites only" fountain.

When they have to pee bad enough they will put their hysteria away.

Or they'll just empty their bladders and bowels on the sidewalk, in the bushes, on your porch, etc. Rather like the urban homeless, but nastier.

But I digress. ZOMBIS GO HOME signs probably won't deter the critters. ZOMBIS COME HERE signs might lead them to necrotic gloryholes.