Zombie is the New Black!

[Guest]

I heard it on our local public radio station, discussing a local zombie fundraising event and its associated costumes, so it must be true.


Seems a bit awkward, though:

The Hollywood writers and directors who were zombielisted during the 50's...

"I'd like a zombie bean burito, please."

You are cordially invited to attend the Annual Zombie and White Ball...

Who moves first in chess? Zombie or white?

"Always bet on zombie." Wesley Snipes

Once you go zombie, you never go back.


More?

 

[Epmd607]

I don't know any zombie jokes, but zombies are my favorite horror creation. Vampires and Werewolves and freak mutated animals are played out. Give me a zombie(walking or running) trying to taste some human flesh and I'm interested. The bad thing is zombies are a-sexual, so you can't write any porno stories with 'em.

 

[xssve]

I've seen zombie porn and read zombie erotica.

 

[xssve]

http://www.zombiepromthemovie.com/trailer/

 

[Epmd607]

I've seen zombie porn and read zombie erotica.

Yeah, I should of phrased that: Zombies are a-sexual to me. I've zero interest reading or viewing zombie erotica, simulated necrophilia or anything like that. I don't know that I've ever seen someone trying to use a zombie in an erotic way though, link me to something that isn't supposed to be funny, like some real fetish where people get off on rotting flesh coming toward them to sex them.

Actually, the movie White Zombie is almost erotic zombie love. Bela Lugosi turns this blonde into a zombie for this other dude to use...

"The film's story takes place in Haiti, where the plantation owner Murder Legendre uses his supernatural powers over the natives to do his bidding as zombies. When Madeline Short turns down an offer of marriage from Beaumont, he makes a deal with Legendre that Short become a zombie and implicitly become Beaumont's love-slave."

 

[lance gt]

The girls will be wearing that 'Little Zombie Dress' to impress guys.
Nothing sexier than a pair of 5" stiletto Zombie pumps.
"Zombier than the ace of spades."
"Look at the Zombieboard kids, and write down what I write."

 

[TE999]

"I bet everything on number 10 zombie."

Don't let a zombie cat cross your path.

It's zombie as pitch 'cause there's no moon.

Things look zombie for our heroes...

Going Goth? Dress all in zombie.

There's a zombie widow spider!

Color the witch's outfit zombie, and her face pale.

 

[glynndah]

"Long Cool Woman in a Zombie Dress"

"Paint it Zombie"

"Zombie is Zombie"

"Zombie is the Colour of my True Love's Hair"

"That Ol' Zombie Magic"

 

[Guest]

"Zombie Velvet"

Zombiebeard the Pirate

A rolling zombieout.

"I have a zombie belt in karate."

Your face is covered in zombieheads. (Ewwww!

He was trying to zombiemail me.

 

[xssve]

Yeah, I should of phrased that: Zombies are a-sexual to me. I've zero interest reading or viewing zombie erotica, simulated necrophilia or anything like that. I don't know that I've ever seen someone trying to use a zombie in an erotic way though, link me to something that isn't supposed to be funny, like some real fetish where people get off on rotting flesh coming toward them to sex them.

Actually, the movie White Zombie is almost erotic zombie love. Bela Lugosi turns this blonde into a zombie for this other dude to use...

"The film's story takes place in Haiti, where the plantation owner Murder Legendre uses his supernatural powers over the natives to do his bidding as zombies. When Madeline Short turns down an offer of marriage from Beaumont, he makes a deal with Legendre that Short become a zombie and implicitly become Beaumont's love-slave."

I never said it was good porn.

 

[xssve]

Are Zombies Sexy?

 

[Dragonlipz]

Are Zombies Sexy?

To another zombie, sure! Hey, zombies need love too!!! (and the flesh of the living for snacks!)