Zombie Cultural Appreciation Month

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The Zombie Rights Campaign has declared May "Zombie Cultural Appreciation Month."

"Throughout the month of may the ZRC will highlight positive contributions of Zombies and their allies to the larger human society, especially contributions in art, culture and philanthropy."


I am planning on celebrating by watching Shaun of the Dead and looking for real zombies (primarily those who work in the insurance industry or at the DMV). I would play Plants vs. Zombies, but it has a decidedly anti-zombie bias.

Any other ideas?

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I would celebrate zombie month by playing Borderlands The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned...but I already killed that mission and kicked ass on the Braaaaaaaaaaaaains! Yes, that's right I smashed the zombies and collected their brains for TK Baha. I'm nice to my neighbors, see.

Maybe I'll trot off and go play L4D2 instead...bash zombies in New Orleans.

Oh, wait, so sorry...we're celebrating their diversity, right? I got confused with wanton lust to bash in zombie brains.
 
Why do I have this sudden compulsion to go watch Shaun of the Dead again?

Because Shaun of the Dead, besides being wonderful, shows a certain compassion for zombies in the end. A useful purpose for them, a place for them in our society, a...a..

argh...too many words....must have more brains!
 
I would celebrate zombie month by playing Borderlands The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned...but I already killed that mission and kicked ass on the Braaaaaaaaaaaaains! Yes, that's right I smashed the zombies and collected their brains for TK Baha. I'm nice to my neighbors, see.

Maybe I'll trot off and go play L4D2 instead...bash zombies in New Orleans.

Oh, wait, so sorry...we're celebrating their diversity, right? I got confused with wanton lust to bash in zombie brains.

Chiara, I pray to Osiris for you to be forgiven for your hateful zombie bashing.
 
Yanno, I got to thinking that there can't be zombies in BDSM because they would fall apart at their first flogging, or their arms and legs would come off when they were shackled and struggling. Or a PYL zombie would loose an arm when he or she cracked the whip. Are we sure this tread belongs in the BDSM Cafe?
 
Yanno, I got to thinking that there can't be zombies in BDSM because they would fall apart at their first flogging, or their arms and legs would come off when they were shackled and struggling. Or a PYL zombie would loose an arm when he or she cracked the whip. Are we sure this tread belongs in the BDSM Cafe?

Wait...Have you ever considered the drooly moans that could pour out of an undead person as they are beaten with their own femur? *shiver* Yes, it requires a skilled hand to properly set the scene with zombie style duct tape shibari in the traditional brain pink of course...and yes, some complex rebuilding in the after care would be expected... but totally doable.
 
Wait...Have you ever considered the drooly moans that could pour out of an undead person as they are beaten with their own femur? *shiver* Yes, it requires a skilled hand to properly set the scene with zombie style duct tape shibari in the traditional brain pink of course...and yes, some complex rebuilding in the after care would be expected... but totally doable.

Now I'm thinking about the hungry moans from a PYL zombie as beats me with his femur before permanently marking me as his by taking a bit out of me. *big sigh* I so need a Zom Dom. Do I post in the BDSM personals for one?

(now I'm going to go wash my brain to get the image out of my mind) :)
 
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