Zodiac signs and meanings

[mig]

Aries Comes from New Zealand.

Taurus A car.

Gemini A space project.

Cancer Walks sideways.

Leo Found in zoos.

Virgo Need you ask.

Libra Son of a book.

Scorpio Another car.

Sagittarius Everyday story of country folk.

Capricorn Butthead.

Aquarius Man who carries the can.

Pisces Cornish Fairies.

 

[Valdimer]

Soooooo by this rationale I'm a space project???

Cool. When is my launch date?

 

[SweetCherry]

Hey, this is cool! Where did you find this, or did you come up with it alone? It surprised me, considering I'm an Aries and Draco's from New Zealand.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I am an Aries but not from New Zeland - am I a freak?

 

[Draco]

Aries Comes from New Zealand.

Taurus A car.

Gemini A space project.

Cancer Walks sideways.

Leo Found in zoos.

Virgo Need you ask.

Libra Son of a book.

Scorpio Another car.

Sagittarius Everyday story of country folk.

Capricorn Butthead.

Aquarius Man who carries the can.

Pisces Cornish Fairies.

Why does Aries come from NZ...

coz Aries the Ram..in mythology is a goat

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Zodiac signs and meanings

Why does Aries come from NZ...

coz Aries the Ram..in mythology is a goat

And your point?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Re: Re: Zodiac signs and meanings

And your point?

New Zealanders fuck goats?

it's just a joke!!! cmonnnn you know you wanted to say it too!

 

[MysticSwing]

Cool....

I'm a Taurus... Which means I'm a car!
Anyone wanna ride?

~~Mystic

 

[mig]

Aries

Is commonly taken to be the Ram which is a sheep.
Men from NZ shag sheep.Ask the Aussies.

Sweet Cherry this was all my own work although the layout was not quite as I wrote it.

 

[Summery]

Cancer Walks Sideways?

Hmmm.....Now I have had phenomenal sex before, that may have caused me to walk a little funny the next day. But walk sideways?
LMAO!

Honestly, I do get the whole thing about how the "crab" walks.

 

[mig]

Nessus

Of course you're not a freak,but I hope you're not one of those
anti sheep people.

 

[Spanktress]

Hey! I'm a Scorpio - "another car"

I'll have you know 'this' car is a sporty convertible go anywhere speed machine !!

*~* Spanks *~*

 

[mig]

A sporty convertable

Always topless?.

 

[Draco]

Aries

Is commonly taken to be the Ram which is a sheep.
Men from NZ shag sheep.Ask the Aussies.

Have to dispell that rumour..its the aussies that fuck sheep...
they just blame the kiwis to take the heat of themselves....


And Aries will ALWAYS be a goat.....

Just like a MIG is a slow Russian fighter jet...
commonly fucked by Eagles & Tomcats....haha

 

[mig]

I always thought Aussies shagged kangaroos.

My Mig was Mig 15.Different era.

I know,I know,Sabres flamed Mig15s.

 

[mig]

And

The latest Migs are comparable with the current US fighters.

 

[Draco]

I always thought Aussies shagged kangaroos.

Nope, aussies fuck sheep..kangaroo's are too fast....

Ask an aussie what did his grandfather do....
he'll reply 10 years hard labour...ahahahahahaha

the most hated sound in australia..the clink of chains (leg-irons)

 

[Draco]

And

The latest Migs are comparable with the current US fighters.

nah....the experimental F-22 will hose a Fulcrum F-29

America will always have superior air power....
ask the afghans..they still cant get a camel to fly....

 

[mig]

Can I point out the keyword about the F22,'experimental',ie.not yet in service.

Though, no doubt,it will do the job when it is.

 

[lilminx]

MIg- what made you decide the symbol for each sign? As a Scorpio, I'm supposedly a car, but I certainly don't feel like one...

 

[mig]

Ford Scorpio

British car.

Couldn't think of anything else.

 

[christophe]

taurus

damn iama car and a ford at that....yessssh means i get shitty gas mileage and i have no trade in valus....this sucks..lol

 

[Draco]

Can I point out the keyword about the F22,'experimental',ie.not yet in service.

Though, no doubt,it will do the job when it is.

not really experimental anymore..the US AF has approved production after testing 4 prototypes for the last 3 years....

expect them in service from mid-2002

 

[Draco]

MIg- what made you decide the symbol for each sign? As a Scorpio, I'm supposedly a car, but I certainly don't feel like one...

minx...nice bumpers...lol