Zmey has a twin

[Guest]

This patient came into the office this morning, and I almost fell off my chair because he was a dead-ringer for Zmey! Same hair, same facial features, same goatee, same make-me-want-to-melt eyes....But then he opened his mouth to speak and he sounded like an inbred redneck and ruined the whole thing!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Aha...so it was Zmey

 

[Guest]

 

[HeavyStick]

So there's more than one of those little commie fucks running around?

 

[Zmey]

This patient came into the office this morning, and I almost fell off my chair because he was a dead-ringer for Zmey! Same hair, same facial features, same goatee, same make-me-want-to-melt eyes....But then he opened his mouth to speak and he sounded like an inbred redneck and ruined the whole thing!

What makes you think it wasn't me?

 

[Guest]

Because I can tell from the way you type that you have the most adorable accent, and this guy sounded like he just stepped off the set of "Deliverance"!
:::sigh::: some guys should really just shut the Hell up...Oh well, he was pretty to look at.

 

[Cleopatra]

I really hate that....when they are *so* nice to look at, but once they open their mouth...*sigh*

 

[Zmey]

I hate my accent really ... some people make fun of it ...

...but if you enjoy it I guess I will have to keep it heh

 

[Guest]

Exactly...I was just thinking "God, I'd love to do you if only you'd just shut the fuck up"!

 

[Guest]

I think Russian accents are hot! I could listen to you talk forever...Just thinking about it gets me all excited!

 

[Zmey]

I think Russian accents are hot! I could listen to you talk forever...Just thinking about it gets me all excited!

Problem is i'm pretty boring ones you get to know me

 

[Guest]

Somehow, I find that verrrrrrrry hard to believe!