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On behalf of Canada I apologize for these assholes.

I guess they never fly. Or believe they're 'special' and won't need to wear the bracelets if they do. :rolleyes:
 
The video starts with unnecessary footage of 9/11, mugshots of terrorists and a deep-voiced, somber narrator explaining that current airport security equipment doesn't work. Why? Because it's operated by TSA employees who make minimum wage -- and you know what that means.
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I hope to god that nobody fucking buys that, even after reading the article, because it's not fucking anywhere close to true.

The narrator goes on to say that the next line of defense, armed Federal Air Marshals, also is no good because their aim is so bad that they'll blow a hole in the fuselage before they actually hit a hijacker.
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I hate companies, news agencies, pols, you name it, who play on people's fears like this. This implies that the FAM's are poorly trained; they go through EXTENSIVE training. ALL FEDERAL OFFICERS who are armed MUST meet AND ADHERE TO very stringent qualification requirements, AND MUST RE-CERTIFY PERIODICALLY, with their firearms. A FAM is not likely to miss someone they're aiming for.

IMO, that company needs to pay heavy fines for making claims like that. They would be scaring an awful lot of people for no good reason at all if that commercial ever made it off YouTube. As it is the morons and the uninformed already believe a lot of lies about the TSA and the FAM program. This bullshit will make that so much worse.
 
rgraham666 said:
On behalf of Canada I apologize for these assholes.
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You know, Rob, if I tried to apologize for anything on behalf of the U.S., I'd have people jumping on me every which way.

I guess you Canadians are more civilized, as a group. ;)
 
In my travels there, I've noticed that Canadians as a whole have better manners than many Americans. I've also noticed that Arizonians have better manners than urban Californians. Middle-aged and elderly Brits are impeccable but many of the younger ones . . .

Let's see . . . shall we blame it all on Dr. Spock? That's the pediatrician, not the Vulcan.
 
Stupid, untenable idea. However, another thought does cross my mind - electro-cock rings. If the male tried to escape... ZAP! If he fail to perform adiquately...ZAP! etc. :p :p
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
Stupid, untenable idea. However, another thought does cross my mind - electro-cock rings. If the male tried to escape... ZAP! If he fail to perform adiquately...ZAP! etc. :p :p
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*wondering what men would be able to do to women who just lie there like dead fish*
 
voluptuary_manque said:
Let's see . . . shall we blame it all on Dr. Spock? That's the pediatrician, not the Vulcan.
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Katyusha said:
I was going to say blame it on global warming, but we can blame it on Dr. Spock if you'd like.
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It's Dr Spock's fault that we can get away with blaming everything on global warming -- except the collapse of the educational system which really is all Dr Spock's fault.

More precisely, it's the fault of all of Dr Spock's "disciples" who applied the principle, "if a little is good, then a lot is better," to Dr Spock's ideas.

(and No, I'm not being sarcastic or facetious.)
 
The fun part is reading the comments at the bottom. Some of these guys ought to write sci-fi, and I like the fellow who says "Why don't you people make them implantable and permanent? Wouldn't that make you all feel so much safer?"
 
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