*Zip* Oh Fuck...

[Black_Bird]

I've managed to go through all my life with out needing stiches or a cast... Today, at work, I managed to break the streak.

My finger... the tip of it was sliced off by a deli slicer. Not to the bone; just enough to require four stiches. (I know I'm spelling that word wrong; I'm not sure if there's another t in it, but it's hard enough to type anyway, so I'm not going to stop to look.)

Anyway- I'm alive. How are you all doing?

 

[Azwed]

When I saw the subject I thouhght maybe you had gotten Mr. happy stuck in your zipper.

Glad to see it was just a finger.

 

[Black_Bird]

When deli slicers attack!

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Ouchie! I did that a few weeks ago cutting fruit! I managed to jam it against everything in the healing process.

Glad you're okay Birdy.

 

[Sillyman]

So do they have to take the deli slicer behind the barn and shoot it?

Has anyone asked you for finger sandwiches yet?

 

[OpposingBalance]

When I saw the subject I thouhght maybe you had gotten Mr. happy stuck in your zipper.

Glad to see it was just a finger.

That's what I thought too, lol.

 

[Black_Bird]

So do they have to take the deli slicer behind the barn and shoot it?

Has anyone asked you for finger sandwiches yet?

My dad... of all people.

 

[BamaBelle]

Something about Mary

came to mind as I spotted the thread.


Glad to know that you and Ben Stiller have NOTHING in common.

Wanna me to kiss it and make it better??



--Belle

 

[InnocentAngel81]

sounds like someone else i know

 

[Sillyman]

My dad... of all people.

You can always expect tact and tastefulness from your parents.

Speedy recovery.

 

[Silverluna]

My Cousin...

mistook her finger for a carrot 3 times .....and always at thanksgiving....*chop chop* (you think she'd learn)

Glad you're ok Birdy boy....(i will fill in for belle in case she gets tired of kissing it better....)

 

[Guest]

 

[JennyOmanHill]

OW!! Sorry to hear that, BB!

Make sure you keep wound clean, and I hope they gave you some good meds to help when the pain hits!!

 

[riff]

Ouch. I spent considerable time employed in restaurants. I did everything.

Kitchens are dangerous places. I could show you the scars on my hands.

My cousin- wow- you know what he did when he was a teenager working at McDonalds? His watch slipped off of his hand in into a fry machine and he tried to catch it.

OUCH.

 

[JazzManJim]

I knew there was no way that he zipped up Mr Happy in his fly.

There's just no way any man would do that, then calmly say "Oh Fuck".

It'd be more of an anguished scream similar to the one Wesley let out in The Princess Bride when the life pump was shot up to 50!

 

[Black_Bird]

Thanks everyone... really, I just wanted to explain why I'm home so early; I needed a day off anyway.

 

[Silverluna]

i love this movie...and i can even quote it!

NOT TO 50!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHAAHAAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!!!! (with numerous pitch variations)




"as you wish...."

"oh my sweet westly ...what have i done?!" *tumbles down the hill*

 

[DevilBoy79]

I've managed to go through all my life with out needing stiches or a cast... Today, at work, I managed to break the streak.

My finger... the tip of it was sliced off by a deli slicer. Not to the bone; just enough to require four stiches. (I know I'm spelling that word wrong; I'm not sure if there's another t in it, but it's hard enough to type anyway, so I'm not going to stop to look.)

Anyway- I'm alive. How are you all doing?

been there but cut the tip off with a chef knife, strange thing is it grew back

 

[LukkyKnight]

So, it like - hurts?

 

[Black_Bird]

Now... yeah.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Don't do it again then, bird.

Everytime I repeat something that hurt the first time, it hurts. Whoever said you get habituated is one sick fuck.

 

[SexySlut2]

When I saw the subject I thouhght maybe you had gotten Mr. happy stuck in your zipper.

Glad to see it was just a finger.

Yep, same here. Sorry ya got hurt, but glad it was your finger instead of what I thought.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: i love this movie...and i can even quote it!

NOT TO 50!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHAAHAAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!!!! (with numerous pitch variations)




"as you wish...."

"oh my sweet westly ...what have i done?!" *tumbles down the hill*

I have no idea where that came from, but I love that movie too.

"My name as [insert sopanish name I can never remember here] you killed my fater"

 

[DevilBoy79]

Re: Re: *Zip* Oh Fuck...

been there but cut the tip off with a chef knife, strange thing is it grew back

see the circled part is what was cut off , in the accident and it grew back

 

[Guest]

Ouch.

Are you sure you're not a masochist?




Glad you're ok, hon.