Zen...

[MADDOG]

If a man is alone in the forest, and there's no woman there, is he still wrong?

MADDOG

 

[April]

YES!!

 

[Lasher]

I can't resist this....

This question is so fucking easy, it's not even funny, Maddog.

It's like this:

If a man is alone in the forest, it means there's a woman somewhere impatiently tapping her foot wondering:

What the fuck is he doing in that forest all by himself?

or...

When the fuck is he gonna get his ass out that damn forest and... (fill in blank here, something like take out garbage, or take me out to dinner, etc...)

or...

What can the forest do for him that I can't?

or...

I told him if he goes out in to that forest ONE MORE DAMN TIME...

or...

Does the forest make my butt look big?


HELLS BELLS!!! I could go on with this all day.

Does that answer your question, Maddog?

 

[MADDOG]

Re: I can't resist this....

Does that answer your question, Maddog?

Your wisdom is profound oh wise one. You are truely a Zen master. Actually Lasher, I think you are right. A man can never be right. Location and company is irrelivant.

MADDOG

 

[Bigdog]

Yikes

A man can never be right.

Damn, there's a song I hear a lot these days!

 

[sallygirl]

The man is surely alone in the forest only because he got lost and wouldn't ask for directions! So yeah, he's still wrong.

 

[Wizard]

Yea, I thought he went out there to get some peace and quite.........<ducking>

 

[Cheyenne]

Now THIS one is funny. I've seen that card in the story about the guy in the forest and it cracked me up then. Lasher's answers are even funnier.

Keep 'em coming guys. I want to collect all of your answers and sent them to a few guys I know.

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO Lasher

I'm gonna email that one to my StudMuffin. He needs a good laugh.

I'd say the truth hurts, but I'm not ashamed of recklessly leaping to conclusions.

 

[Gingersnap]

It means that the woman is out pursuing her life and is not sparing a thought to the troll in the woods.

 

[CreamyLady]

It depends on whether or not he is talking, and, if so, whether he is straying from his field of expertise.

 

[Myrrdin]

Why am i alone in the forest?

If you must know i,m collecting specimens. I got the idea from the "How To" board. I,m going to be rich, a millionaire!

I,ve patented the bonsai fleshlight. ( for urban tree lovers)

[Edited by Myrrdin on 08-26-2000 at 11:25 AM]