KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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There is a real art to maintaining your man, I've figured out. Only took me 12 years too, I'se a fas' larner, I is!
It's like taking care of a big, large dog with teeth and a serious insecurity complex. He requires regular feedings of specific types of food. Mine takes 6 a day. Some need supplementation. Mine eats about 400 bucks a month. Regular exercise is a must. There's no help to it, ladies. If you're lucky, they'll do it on their own. Mine wants companionship while he throws his freeweights around and sweats enough to fill a small tugboat. I'm supposed to listen to his muscle building theories and lift weights with him. I don't, of course. There is just too many nearly naked finely tuned male bodies to ogle. It's more fun when you don't make a secret of it either. They also require regular sleep and to have their bedding cleaned regularly. Mine does not clean his own. I don't think he's figured out how yet. He has to be taken to the vet, I mean doctor regularly as well and he never wants to go. I can haul two large dogs and one chihuahua-yeti to the vet with less trouble than taking my man to the doctor. And oh my gawd, if he gets a sniffle. I'm sure some of you can sympathize.
Do you have any zenlike secrets to maintaining your male in a healthy and happy way? Share!
It's like taking care of a big, large dog with teeth and a serious insecurity complex. He requires regular feedings of specific types of food. Mine takes 6 a day. Some need supplementation. Mine eats about 400 bucks a month. Regular exercise is a must. There's no help to it, ladies. If you're lucky, they'll do it on their own. Mine wants companionship while he throws his freeweights around and sweats enough to fill a small tugboat. I'm supposed to listen to his muscle building theories and lift weights with him. I don't, of course. There is just too many nearly naked finely tuned male bodies to ogle. It's more fun when you don't make a secret of it either. They also require regular sleep and to have their bedding cleaned regularly. Mine does not clean his own. I don't think he's figured out how yet. He has to be taken to the vet, I mean doctor regularly as well and he never wants to go. I can haul two large dogs and one chihuahua-yeti to the vet with less trouble than taking my man to the doctor. And oh my gawd, if he gets a sniffle. I'm sure some of you can sympathize.
Do you have any zenlike secrets to maintaining your male in a healthy and happy way? Share!
