Zealots

[Destinys_Bitch]

Part zebra, part ocelot.

 

[bg23]

two awesome animals combine to make one not awesome thing.

do not want

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

2/11/12Why Zebras Have Stripes. Maybe

Many theories exist to explain the striped coat of the zebra—that it helps the animals recognize one another, that it camouflages them in tall grass and confuses predators—but the results of a new study seem to suggest that it evolved for another reason entirely. It appears that the zebra's black-and-white stripes are unattractive to blood-sucking flies. Researchers found that horseflies were most attracted to dark-colored horses, whose coats reflect horizontally polarized light. White coats reflect unpolarized light that was found to be much less attractive to flies. Least attractive, however, was the zebra's coat, which reflects light in alternately polarized and unpolarized patterns.

Link at Refdesk.com

I'm sorry, I have nothing on ocelots...

 

[Saint Peter]

Now explain this unicorn to me, Professor Gump.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Now explain this unicorn to me, Professor Gump.

Holy shit! You've got a unicorn???

 

[Saint Peter]

Holy shit! You've got a unicorn???

I do.

Well, it might be a Labrador. Tough to tell in this light.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Petey, be honest, it's a labradoodle isn't it...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

HA!


Petey's playground alt got loose: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=797891

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't out me!

It is all Lab. If you do not believe me you can ask the drooly Kong sitting at my feet.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I've never had a "just" Lab...


They was always breeds of some sort. What do you get with a Lab mixed with a Dalmatian?

An extraordinarily stupid animal with boundless energy and a penchant for digging...










... in everyone else's yard...

 

[Saint Peter]

This one is a little bit of a wild child.

If avalanche victims smelled like tennis balls she would make an awesome rescue dog.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Warning: in case of avalanche, grab a tennis ball...

 

[Saint Peter]

And hold on tight!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You gotta know when to hold em'
Know when to throw them...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Part zebra, part ocelot.

Diger ...Part Dog, Part Tiger
http://www.damnlol.com/i/3c3921bdcdd6c31f233b2ee27a7ccbb2.jpg

They WARNED us that Gay Marriage would lead to this!!

 

[Cheyenne]

How about a Zdonk?

Very cute. Brown but with black and white stripes on the legs and around the eyes.

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.gravityshack.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jen_061909_a1.jpg

The Pushme Pullyou.

The two heads must take turns eating, and while one eats, the other is obliged to crap out of its mouth.