Yoyotwaticus is my gay lover

[Rhys]

I can't stand it any longer. Right now I am so jealous of Killer Muffin. She has your heart, she has your soul...but I want your ass. Just the thought of those creamy curry scented cheeks sends me into a frenzy of mad passionate lust. I want to suck your spicy pickle friend....

and I know I am not alone here. You have an entire fan club...

 

[Guest]

Glam's gonna be soooo jealous...

 

[glamorilla]

Not if we get to take turns on Yayati.

 

[sunstruck]

I know I want him. Why do you think I post such beautiful works of fiction on his threads. I'm dying for him to notice me. I want him so bad I can't stand it.
But I'll have to settle for watching. Watching Rhys take him from behind and milk that pickle. It's all I have to keep me going.

 

[Guest]

Hang in there Sunstruck.

Once He and Glam are done tag teaming yoyo'll need some cuddle time...

 

[DannyBoyUK]

yayati is the only Litser who could get me into sado-dom activities !

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[superlittlegirl]

Not if we get to take turns on Yayati.

Can't we take turns IN him, instead?

 

[glamorilla]

You mean like chaining yoyo to a urinal in a leather bar,shaving his head and writing "Hole for use" on his forehead with a sharpie kind of B/D stuff?

 

[sunstruck]

Can't we take turns IN him, instead?

Strap-ons!!! I never thought of that! I know he'll want me if I have a giant cock to offer!

 

[Rhys]

I must admit...

the mere thought of yoyodyne's furry fanny thrust invitingly in the air as he is draped over the back of my couch like an afghan sends shivers of concentrated lust down my spine. He squrims divinely, his bonds enhancing his aggravating beauty, the cold metal of the handcuff biting into his wrists evincing exquiste pain. His delicate ankles tied, spread eagle to the legs of the couch with sturdy saffron yellow nylon rope creating lovely ligature marks across the achilles tendon. He is a work of art there in my living room...and I feel the need to display him as such...so I drizzle oil onto his dusky skin and rub it into his muscles watching him become burnished like darkly grained wood...his skin has a natural sandlewood scent that I find more than alluring...

 

[DannyBoyUK]

Along those lines

I'd want to be tooled up with a flame-thrower and some pliers and would definitely wear hob-nail boots

 

[glamorilla]

And clothes pins!

 

[Rhys]

You mean like chaining yoyo to a urinal in a leather bar,shaving his head and writing "Hole for use" on his forehead with a sharpie kind of B/D stuff?

Oh I like that too...


come on over to Chez Rhys, Glam...I've got him strapped in...

 

[DannyBoyUK]

And we'd have to take a tape recording of his final words

Listening to it could be the ultimate torture for the next total tosser to grace the threads of Lit.

 

[superlittlegirl]

You mean like chaining yoyo to a urinal in a leather bar,shaving his head and writing "Hole for use" on his forehead with a sharpie kind of B/D stuff?

Ooh, that's very good. Yes, I think that would just about do it. I'm sure all orifices will remain easily accessible in this configuration, yes?

 

[sunstruck]

I want his mouth!! I've been dying to fuck it. HARD.

 

[Rhys]

Orgy at Rhys's...bring your own bsdm toys...

I am a fan of candle wax myself...

with a grease pencil, I begin drawing the marks...he is our side of beefcake tonight and I want to savour sections of him individually. Come forward kids...reserve your section...

(takes pencil...reserves first dibs on that sweet and oh so very tight pucker)

Next?

 

[sunstruck]

Again, the mouth is MINE. I'll paint it with slut red lipstick before entering. I want to hear his muffled cries.

 

[Guest]

Who's gonna film all of this?

 

[Guest]

WAIT!

pp man might get jealous of all this attention...

 

[DannyBoyUK]

MGM

It's gotta be a musical !

 

[Rhys]

Who's gonna film all of this?

Have I mentioned I own a video production company? I see a market for this...

yoyosluts gone wild...

 

[Guest]

 

[glamorilla]

Not if I skewer you fiiiiirst!

 

[sunstruck]

GOD I love it when he talks dirty!!!!