you've gotta love those jolly scots!

rae121452

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while trump was busy embarrassing the u s and alienating our allies on his recent trip to the u k, scottish media was busy with their usual wit. among t he names bandied about for cheetoline:

witless fucking cocksplat
weaselheaded fuck nugget
mangled apricot hellbeast
clueless numpty
bloviating flesh bag
touped fucktrumpet

and, my favorite:

tiny fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgobbon

why can't the u s media be so inventive?
 
And just think of what they would have called him if his mother hadn't been born Scottish. :D

Looks like the locals at his Scottish golf course are as welcoming of him as are the locals in Charlottesville, where I live, of his visits to his winery here (zero visits since he was here for the opening).
 
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