YouTube hilarity

[Quint]

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[Byakuya]

wow, I didn't know a lot of them.. I put ??? after the ones I'm not sure about..

golden shower
pitcher catcher???
blue teddy???
rusty trombone
dwarf maid???
sheep in stockings???
geisha with meat???
pearl necklace
dirty sanchez
cock ring???
shaved pussy
dominatrix??
tea bagging

(good idea hiding the list)

 

[Quint]

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[Inconsequential]

Very amusing.. My list is similar to above, but I just am amused that the commercial exists.

 

[Xelebes]

Correction for Beastiality:

Wool stockings
Sheep shagging

and

Jockstraps along with Pitching & Catching
High heels & foot fetish

 

[the captians wench]

Okay innocent little wenchie had to look up a few of those.


And now I know why I never heard of them. *squik*

 

[ammre]

there was encasement in there, which happened to be pvc... the pitcher and catcher could also jsut be playing with their balls..

 

[Evil_Geoff]

My list pretty much matches yours, Quint, except:

For the "meat grinder" instead of CBT I thought "meat grinder" - oral sex with a girl who has braces.
I had "Hairless Pussy" as "shaved pussy"
"Gimp" I pegged as "Gummi (latex/pvc) fetish"

And like Xelebes I caught the jock straps, wool stockings and sheep shagging, but I just did "shoe fetish" as opposed to "high heels"

Am I the only one who caught the clock on the wall next to Dirty Sanchez???
Since it was next to Dirty Sanchez I took it to refer to the practice of sticking a finger into someone's asshole while they are still clothed ("punching the clock" or "going on the clock" (as in time stamping their underwear! *lol*))

There are a couple of references I missed though:

One of the "lesbians" is wearing a golf glove (the one with the cat in her lap (having her "pussy played with")) and there's a golf bag behind them, and this one kinda threw me. I've heard "golf" used as a euphamism for sex (as in "we played a round of golf last night, I scored a hole-in-one!"). Is "golf" or "golf bag" a term for "swinging" or something else I'm not familiar with?

At the end, when everyone is on stage, there is a black gal with an afro, wearing a yellow bikini top, and there looks to be a gal with long hair sitting on the gimp's lap (all the way in the back, I can't see her enough to tell anything about her though) that I don't recall from anywhere else in the commercial. Any clues what those are refering to? Interracial? Hair fetish?

This has been fun Quint!

 

[Shankara20]

hmmmm golden shower with a condom?????

how would that work - exactly???????




I must be getting lonely, the sheep looked sorta hot.... sorta.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

hmmmm golden shower with a condom?????

how would that work - exactly???????

Place the condom over your member rolling it COMPLETELY out, hold it VERY tight (or perhaps use a cock ring), pee until it is full. Now you have a couple of options:

1) Carefully poke a hole in the end to firehose it
2) Carefully work it off so you have a "piss balloon" instead of a "water balloon" (this is probably the most common variant)
3) Make the bottom wear the condom and fill it, and leave it on for humiliation.
4) With the condom full and attached, stimulate until orgasm (I'm told that prostate milking is great for this) to put a load of cum in the mix, then any of the above.

*grins and shrugs* I hang out with perverts! What did you expect, milk and cookies?

 

[Shankara20]

4) With the condom full and attached, stimulate until orgasm (I'm told that prostate milking is great for this) to put a load of cum in the mix, then any of the above.

I have pics of me doing this. You how to reach me

 

[Quint]

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[ammre]

There are a couple of references I missed though:

One of the "lesbians" is wearing a golf glove (the one with the cat in her lap (having her "pussy played with")) and there's a golf bag behind them, and this one kinda threw me. I've heard "golf" used as a euphamism for sex (as in "we played a round of golf last night, I scored a hole-in-one!"). Is "golf" or "golf bag" a term for "swinging" or something else I'm not familiar with?

Well i've heard the term "putz" used as someone who plays with themself.

 

[Shankara20]

Well i've heard the term "putz" used as someone who plays with themself.

putz = golf

ROFLMMFAO!!!!

great catch ammre

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I swear, everytime I watch this I catch another reference...

The gal with the Gimp scene:
Sandwich (3-some anyone? )
Scar fetish (the gal has a big one down the middle of her chest that looks a lot like mine! *LOL* )

 

[DVS]

putz = golf

ROFLMMFAO!!!!

great catch ammre

Golf backwards is flog. Just another option.