Youre In Charge.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If you wake up tomorrow in charge of the world, and can do whatever 5 deeds you desire (anything!); what will you do?

If I ruled the world, ev'ry day would be the first day of spring
Every heart would have a new song to sing
And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring

If I ruled the world, ev'ry man would be as free as a bird,
Ev'ry voice would be a voice to be heard
Take my word we would treasure each day that occurred

My world would be a beautiful place
Where we would weave such wonderful dreams
My world would wear a smile on its face
Like the man in the moon has when the moon beams
If I ruled the world every man would say the world was his friend
There'd be happiness that no man coud end
No my friend, not if I ruled the world
Every head would be held up high
There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky
If the day ever dawned when I ruled the world

 

[Handley_Page]

1 Disarm the Middle East.
2 Get rid of despotic rulers (such as found in Africa or the Far East)
3 Get the Banks to sort out their own mess
4 Sort out Russian politics/ oligarchs
5 Enjoy a sun-filled day with a good book.

 

[TE999]

1. Expunge every pedophile, fanatic, sadist, thief, bigot, murderer and despot from humanity and the gene pool.

2. Colonize the planets and /or asteroids in the solar system and journey to the stars.

3. Develop a form of transportation that would be instantaneous over the globe.

4. Create wholesome, nourishing foods from easily renewable resources such as plankton and lichen.

5. Construct robots to do all the work necessary for human survival, freeing humanity to indulge in whatever pursuit or activity that interests them.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

1. abolish death
2. abolish income
3. abolish politicians
4.
5.

I'll get back to you on the other two...it a toss up between lawyers, dentists and taxi drivers.

 

[Dragonlipz]

1. Expunge every pedophile, fanatic, sadist, thief, bigot, murderer and despot from humanity and the gene pool.

2. Colonize the planets and /or asteroids in the solar system and journey to the stars.

3. Develop a form of transportation that would be instantaneous over the globe.

4. Create wholesome, nourishing foods from easily renewable resources such as plankton and lichen.

5. Construct robots to do all the work necessary for human survival, freeing humanity to indulge in whatever pursuit or activity that interests them.

Teabagger deluxe here, wanting everything for nothin' and willing to bet nothing for everything.....quite the intellectual

 

[lisa123414]

fix the title

 

[TE999]

Teabagger deluxe here, wanting everything for nothin' and willing to bet nothing for everything.....quite the intellectual

What? That statement doesn't make any sense. At least couch your insults in a relatively intelligible discourse.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Teabagger deluxe here, wanting everything for nothin' and willing to bet nothing for everything.....quite the intellectual

Go suck a hole, I bet you love being teabagged. This was a nice humorous thread until you opened your big yap.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

1. EVERY SWINGING DICK IN AMERICA WILL GET A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA THAT INCLUDES RELEVANT EMPLOYMENT SKILLS TRAINING. IF YOUR KID WANTS BAND OR ART SHE CAN JOIN THE BAND CLUB AFTER SCHOOL.

2. EVERY SWINGING DICK IN AMERICA WILL SERVE 3 YEARS IN THE U.S.ARMY OR MARINE CORPS. NO EXCEPTIONS. ENROLL AT HARVARD LATER.

3. YOUR RETIREMENT PENSION BENEFIT WILL GO INTO A TRUST ACCOUNT NO ONE CAN ACCESS UNTIL YOU RETIRE OR ARE DISABLED. EMPLOYERS WILL MAKE DEPOSITS EVERY MONTH AND HAVE NO ACCESS TO THE MONEY AFTERWARDS. THE BENEFIT STARTS THE DAY YOURE HIRED AND IS TRANSFERABLE WHEN YOU GO.

4. CRIMINAL DEFENDANTS WILL GET TOP LAWYERS FROM A POOL THE GOVERNMENT PAYS FOR. NO NEWBIES AND ASSISTANT PUBLIC DEFENDERS. IF YOURE CONVICTED YOU'LL HANG WITHIN A WEEK. JUDGES, LAWYERS, AND JURORS WHO GET IT WRONG (EITHER WAY) GO TO PRISON.

5. COLLEGES WILL RESTRICT ACADEMIC TRAINING TO MEDICINE, ENGINEERING, and HARD SCIENCE.