"You're getting laid tonight...I guarantee it."

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One of my favorite stories in the site is "kiss cam" (will post link when I can get to a PC)

If you haven't read it, it's about a put upon older sister whose family ignores her. She's attending college when her golden boy brother asks her to help him get laid by making a girl in his class jealous. If he gets laid, she'll get a couple thousand (parents spoil the shit out of him).

So the deception is set, they'll go to an NBA game posing as a couple, with the girl brother likes and her friend. The whole way, sis plants the idea with the girl that she's "cheating" on him and doesn't really care about him, which gets girl to see herself as brother's salvatio from this clearly evil harlot. At the game the kisscam comes on and sis makes out with Bro, both to keep up the ruse and because she's turned on by the wrongness and knowing her brother has to play along.

Girl invites everyone back and sis keeps things going, getting everyone to skinny dip and keeping the plan going. However she gets ticked when brother keeps ignoring her and starts a fight. The fight ends with brother and her hatefucking and the girls leaving. On the way out, sis tells bro he still owes her cash as he did get laid that night.

So what about some other ideas where someone is guarateed sex but doesn't end up with the person they thought they would?

For example: guy promises friend he'll get laid and plans to set him up with a girl that will do anything to be with him, even fuck other guys. Friend calls him the next day thanking him profusely. Guy is surprised how big the thanks are...when he sees his mom come down with a fresh set of hickies and love bites.

Or, sorority sister sets up pledge to fuck nerd who is writing a paper for her. Pledge however goes to the president who not only threatens to kick sister out but will call the dean about it and get her expelled...pledge will get to decide what happens. So nerd gets to nail sister and pledge uses her as payment.

Or sis hooks up virgin sister with a nice guy promising she'll get laid...sis cancels at the last second admitting she doesn't want a guy. Sis pulls out littleness black book or offers self
 
How about a matchmaker who promises you will get laid? If all the dates she sets up for a client don't work out, she'll fuck him herself.

(Like those realtors who pledge "If your house doesn't sell in thirty days, we'll buy it ourselves.")
 
How about a matchmaker who promises you will get laid? If all the dates she sets up for a client don't work out, she'll fuck him herself.

(Like those realtors who pledge "If your house doesn't sell in thirty days, we'll buy it ourselves.")

except she swaps in her horny nympho but plug ugly sister?
 
Hey sirhugs, how have you been?

In any case, I like Carnevil and your's takes. Both would be good ideas for stories.
 
Hey, SH, you're back! Where ya been?

And what was that about a butt plug in her sister?
 
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