You're digging yourself a fucking grave, shit for brains.

[Starfish]

You really have no life do you?


*inhales deeply....... exhales......*

AAAah....

I am off to get massaged, and fucked, then to sleep, so as to wake up early, and paint and sew, and post a little, and to post a little here, but mainly to have a fucking LIFE!!

 

[nasty]

Hmph

THat's no way to talk about me, Fishy.

 

[cymbidia]

Fishy?
Um.
You're not talking to me, are you?

 

[Starfish]

No, I am not talking to anyone who doesn't have a shit shovel, and are spewing. That would only be some crapcake that thinks they are a mole in the lawn of Literotica. If I am lucky they'll bump my thread for me a lot.


Hey, wait! It's prolly just Never being a non masturbatory wench again.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Digger Troll Says Hello!

 

[Starfish]

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!


That was the desired effect I was striving for. Man am I fucking brilliant.


Thank you digger, and now if you are good and bump my threads a lot, i'll feed you all the nightcrawlers you want.

No, you can't sleep at the foot of the bed.... NO, not even with a bath.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Er, what's with the tongue thing?

First rule of effective troll husbandry: You must ignore your own trolls.

Bratcat has a bunch, go beat up on hers. Very theraputic.

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: You're digging yourself a fucking grave, shit for brains.

*throws foxy self into freshly dug grave*

FOXINSOX...........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!

 

[Starfish]

Er, what's with the tongue thing?

First rule of effective troll husbandry: You must ignore your own trolls.

Bratcat has a bunch, go beat up on hers. Very theraputic.

This isn't my troll. I can play with it if I want.

What tongue thing? Is that like.... What's with the green ass?

 

[Guest]

Digger Troll Says Hello!

 

[Starfish]

That's right trollie..... YOu are GOOOOD at that....

Okay, here....

Go fetch something fun..... Like....... something with someone having cyber sex on a thread, but not in a joking way....

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's what happens when you go vegan. My guru told me not to quit, the green goes away if you hug enough trees. I think it's the tofu.

 

[Starfish]

I get it now.

I am licking just to keep the saliva in my mouth because of that ass of yours.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, you watch out you freak, that's not a head of lettuce you're seeing!

 

[scylis]

hey, why wasn't i around here a few hours ago?!? we could have used that little troll bastitch to help push a housmate's truck into the garage. thing won't start, and it quit at the bottom of the driveway!

ah well...

*goes and plays with my new Ka-Bar knife*

 

[bluntforcemama]

I love you, Starfishikins!

 

[Starfish]

I love you too MYST!

I really actually love our little digger troll. I have a feeling that it loves me too. It sent me a bonified digger troll PM! That is my first troll PM and I have to say that I loved it, but only because it was from them. I am being serious, for anyone who thinks I am joking.

Let me tell you all a little story....

I hated this little mole at first, I thought that the veins in my head here would burst.
But then I realized it wasn't the mole I had a problem with at all, but it was that my heart was 3 sizes too small.

And what did this little mole do to remedy that?
It went and dug up a thread I wished for, as a matter of fact.

A thread about pussy rubbing, oh to and fro.
I pray to the heavens, digger troll, please never go.

 

[Digger Troll]

Digger Troll Says Hello!




(Lassie's Dad and Curious Guy are giving me a bad name)