You're a Piece of Shit

[lavender]

Another "rubber necker" thread brought to you by Lav En Der, Esquire.

 

[TWB]

Lavy, I like you and everything, but sometimes you just freak me out.

 

[lavender]

Why?

 

[Dragonlady]

Lavy do you take any medication??? Because if you do I think you should take it NOW!

 

[lavender]

My only medication today has been Pepto - I've had the stomach flu and have been puking.

 

[Guest]

LA Confidencial rock!

 

[ma_guy]

Sorry Lavy. I promise not to send you any more porn PMs.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Mmm Pepto. So pink. So thickly wintergreen-ish.

 

[lavender]

LA Confidential rocks, too!

 

[lavender]

Sorry Lavy. I promise not to send you any more porn PMs.

Don't you dare! Those PMs are the only reason I keep coming back to lit, you sexy man.

 

[Dragonlady]

Poor Lavy...


*Hands Lavy anit puke meds*

Call me in the Morning

 

[ma_guy]

Umm.. OK, I guess I missed something here.. (it wouldn't be the 1st time..)

Come on Lavy, spill it. What's this one all about?

 

[lavender]

Actually, threads like this usually get the most views. It's just like a car wreck, everyone turns to look at the gruesome things taking place.

I do threads like this every once in awhile. Then I just watch the thread views on the outside.

In other words - I'm bored.

 

[Shaq]

I still have no idea how Lavender is called weird.

Spinaroonie, Dragonheart, lit has a host of kukoos more deserving of the word...

 

[ma_guy]

mmm.. Car wrecks.. gruesome carnage.. I can hardly wait!

OK, I'll sit back and wait for the fun to begin. Or did it begin already? Wait, maybe I'm the fun? no no.. That can't be it. Ummm, well, we'll just see what happens.

And umm.. Which porn did you prefer? The one with 8 guys and the zebra or the woman with 6 machines? lol

 

[Rambling Rose]

 

[Shaq]

Strawberry milkshake in a bottle!

 

[lavender]

I liked the woman hooked up to 4 machines as she was licked down by an ape while she watched donkeys fucking. That was tres chic.

 

[crystalhunting]

I liked the woman hooked up to 4 machines as she was licked down by an ape while she watched donkeys fucking. That was tres chic.

Eeeeeeewwwww.






CH

 

[miles]

My only medication today has been Pepto - I've had the stomach flu and have been puking.

TMI

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Pieces of shit are better that runs, though.

 

[Beebeeblue]

LMAO MinkyBoodles avi...too funny.



Heres ya some bananas lavy...