Your own top ten sexiest....

[SEVERUSMAX]

men or women (or both).

In response to FHM.

Women:

1. My slave (Amasterfound)
2. Connie Nielsen
3. Jennifer Aniston
4. Inari Vachs
5. Raylene
6. Jessy19
7. Susi (an old penpal and former slave of mine)
8. Stacey (a former co-worker)
9. Vicki (a former "crush")
10. Half of the women on the AH tie for this spot (sorry, but I won't specify, and it's hard to choose any of you above the others- you're all so sexy).

 

[neonlyte]

Dangerous old business this messing with lists - outcomes can be embarrassing / painful / nostalgic / frightening - please delete as applicable.

1 - my own true love (31 years strong)
- the rest are in date order
2 - my primary school teacher probably the first time I noticed women had 'lungs'
3 - Christine Willy - golden ringlets I can still 'see' today
4 - Helen - first girlfriend (I can still remember her birthday)
5 - Joy - first serious girlfriend (you can read our encounter through my sig - name is changed to protect the guilty)
6 - My sailing mates wife
7 - His sister (though quite frankly she's becoming more like her mother but still manages to make my knees knock)
8 - My therapist who thankfully lives far enough away to avoid trouble
9 - My homeopath who I see less frequently than I would like and more frequently than I need
10 - It wouldn't be fair to cite Lit ladies un-met (words can only convey so much) - so it's Perdita, Mat and J-L. My biggest regret is not getting to meet Lou, we tried but I never managed to be in the right place at the right time.

As for filums and the glossy's - even i can look good in the right light - I might draw the line at make-up though.

 

[matriarch]

Flatterer.

I'm not getting sucked into this list thing. I'm bound to leave someone out who gets offended. So, no go.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Flatterer.

I'm not getting sucked into this list thing. I'm bound to leave someone out who gets offended. So, no go.

Understandable, but I was primarily reacting to that FHM poll.

And if I was flattering you gals, I'd have put you at the top.

Men:

1. Brad Pitt (what a shock)
2. Robert Redford (old, but still hot)
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Greg Louganis (yeah, he has AIDS, but he's still sexy)
5. Fabio (it's the silly grin and long blonde hair)
6. Ben Stiller (oddly enough)
7. My former neighbor Rick (but he is married and straight)
8. Matt Le Blanc
9. Carson Shepherd
10. Artisticbiguy (sorry, malachiteink, but I had to say that your hubby is cute).

Hey, I'm bi. What do you expect?

 

[Liar]

List may vary from day to day, but here are some, from the top of my head.

1. She.
2. Me, when I'm with She.
3. The girl in the cafe by the uni library, who could make people cum by glancing at them.
4. Her bf, who could do the same thing. Just imagining them doing bf gf stuff together is enough to cause heart faliure.
5. My ex D, who was as sexy as she was insane.
6. My ex K, who hid it pretty well.
7. Eva Mendez, as she appeared in Once Upon A Time In Mexico.
8. Oscar Wilde. Can you fuck wit?
9. Constable Angua. If I lived in the Discworld universe, I'd want her bad.
10. A whole bunch of Litsters. Some who knows it, and some who may not. Not gonna name names and rate. (ha!)

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Real Life sexy people in my life

1) Alison down the hall
2) Monica in the other building
3) Thally on the third floor
4) Andrea my friend's wife
5) Tatyanya, from Moscow
6) LeAnne, the artist
7) Sherry the Administrator
8) Emily the teacher
9) Kristin the Property Manager
10) Alice the assistant

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Sexiest?

hmmm. In no particular order.

1. Vella & Lucky
Mats & Min

Nothing is as sexy as a woman in love and when they happen to be people you care so much for and wish the best for, it's even better

2. Maureen O'hara
3. Jane Mansfield
3. Jo, the porn star (one of few blondes I really dig)
4. The Fairy Fishy
5. Perdita, Oggsbashan, Rgrahm, Equinox, Belegon & the Earl

I find people with brillant minds and braod knowledge sexy as heck, gender irrespective

6. Trinity from the Matrix and the femal lead in the Mummy
7. Femininity, Miss Jett, Sophia, Imp, Stella Omega, Abs, Luna Wolf

Some people are just sexy for who they are, these are a few who fall into that cat for me.

8. Cloudy

Some people are all the more sexy, simply beacuse they are not avialable

9. Most of the Ahers with whom I have developed a freindship. They are all talented and talent is sexy to me.

10. My mom & dad

Because 41 years of marriage hasn't dulled thier love. She still gets a certain look in her eye when she talks about him and he does the same for her. Love that endures is very sexy to me. So this applies to most couples who still act like it's the honeymoon on their 20th anniversary.

 

[Guest]

10. Artisticbiguy (sorry, malachiteink, but I had to say that your hubby is cute).

Hey, I'm bi. What do you expect?

Hey, don't apologize. Why do you think I MARRIED him? (well, ok, it was one of 4-5 reasons, but it was ONE of them)

And I will restrict my list to Famous TV/Movie Men of Eternal Sexiness to Moi based on Looks Alone.

(in no particular order)

Sting
Harrison Ford
Peter Woodward
Oded Fehr
Jeremy Brett
Adrian Paul
Colin Firth
Ray Liotta
Leonard Nimoy
Johnny Depp

 

[LadyJeanne]

All my top ten sexy men are people I know in real life. Except for Johnny Depp and George Clooney.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

All my top ten sexy men are people I know in real life. Except for Johnny Depp and George Clooney.

George Clooney reminds me of my brother. He's handsome, but the similarity is too eery for him to be THAT sexy to me.

But I know what you mean. A lot of the sexiest people I know are even more obscure than me.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hey, don't apologize. Why do you think I MARRIED him? (well, ok, it was one of 4-5 reasons, but it was ONE of them)

And I will restrict my list to Famous TV/Movie Men of Eternal Sexiness to Moi based on Looks Alone.

(in no particular order)

Sting
Harrison Ford
Peter Woodward
Oded Fehr
Jeremy Brett
Adrian Paul
Colin Firth
Ray Liotta
Leonard Nimoy
Johnny Depp

Cool list. Ray Liotta is not far from the top then. For that matter, Adrian Paul, Colin Firth, and Harrison Ford aren't either.

And I'm glad that you understand. Does he really have long, dark hair like that?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Wah, when you're bi you should get a top twenty.

Let's just say I think every woman is sexy. I love them all. It would take me all year to make a list of ten.

So, here's a list of male celebrities in no particular order:

Sebastian Bonnet, porn star
Conor Oberst, singer/songwriter
James Marsters, of Buffy/Angel fame
Jared Padalecki, from Supernatural
Tyler Florence, TV chef
Mario Batali, TV chef
Marc Vidal, porn star
Santino Rice, fashion designer
Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters
Christian Kane, actor/musician

 

[Guest]

Cool list. Ray Liotta is not far from the top then. For that matter, Adrian Paul, Colin Firth, and Harrison Ford aren't either.

And I'm glad that you understand. Does he really have long, dark hair like that?

I like lookin' at 'em

He does have long, dark hair just like that. That's his actual photo on his sig.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Mine are all either people I know, authors, or fictional characters. I think I shall keep them to myself with the exception of this one:

8. Oscar Wilde. Can you fuck wit?

Amen, brother. But don't forget the beauty. Wit and beauty.

Shanglan

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I like lookin' at 'em

He does have long, dark hair just like that. That's his actual photo on his sig.

Thought so.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Oded Fehr

Be still my heart...

 

[Stella_Omega]

Mine are all either people I know, authors, or fictional characters. I think I shall keep them to myself with the exception of this one:



Amen, brother. But don't forget the beauty. Wit and beauty.

Shanglan

He was good looking enough- His looks wouldn't chase me out of bed

And, I've come to hate lists myself. Because, every time I come home from the store, so to speak, I remember what I forgot to write down...

 

[Guest]

He was good looking enough- His looks wouldn't chase me out of bed

And, I've come to hate lists myself. Because, every time I come home from the store, so to speak, I remember what I forgot to write down...

HAhhah! But that's what grocery lists are FOR!!!! To remind you what you forgot when it's too late to go back!

 

[zeb1094]

Ok, top ten women...

1. My Wife of 37 years.
2. My Doctor, She of the red hair and green eyes.
3. Ashley Judd
4. Mimi Rogers
5. Aurora Black (just on threads and IM's she beautiful beyond imagination, she lets her soul shine)
6. Lucky, Imp, Vella, Min, Mat, Rebeca, Sophia, Logo, Ent (those lovely ladies of the AH that I have met)
7. Sarah Michelle Geller
8. Kristin, Gaye, Kerrie. (real life women I have worked with)
9. My First Real Girl Friend D. (I still remember her address, 38 years later)
10. All the women on the AH who I haven't had the chance to meet the list is huge and I wish I could just tour the US, Canada and the World to meet you all.

 

[Stella_Omega]

HAhhah! But that's what grocery lists are FOR!!!! To remind you what you forgot when it's too late to go back!

I... can't go back? oh, the pain!

 

[Mirror of Narcissus]

1. me
2. me
3. me
4. me
5. me
6. me
7. me
8. me
9. me
10. me

 

[BlackShanglan]

1. me
2. me
3. me
4. me
5. me
6. me
7. me
8. me
9. me
10. me

*laugh*

I like it.

 

[Guest]

*laugh*

I like it.

It has the virtue of being...consistant.

 

[Guest]

 

[BlackShanglan]

It has the virtue of being...consistant.

Focused, as well. And you can't call him fickle.