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just pet

just pet

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I work with critically ill babies and so have the dubious honor of being present when parents in the throes of grief exercise an inalienable right to curse their children with humiliating names. Anyone know someone with one of these embarassments? The following names are true and I have 5 pages of them...

Jetta Frisbee
Miracle Ann ____
Toya Lett
Chlamydia J____
My Heavenly Jewel
Mellowcat J____
Camera ___ (parents collected cameras)
Prince Rashi Youngblood
Tijuana Cheseborough (this one I claim for my great American novel)
Tussy___
Jontue___
Systolic and Diastolic ___ (twins)
Sigi Blu ___
Marvelous (mother didn't know who the father was... Marvin or Julius... so she compromised)

Any others?
 
My husband had a friend named
Peter Hyman ___ (Is that a cruel name or WHAT? lol)

~~Mystic
 
and there's MORE

Paris Harris
Cyrilsia Sierra Pierre
Nadir
Jupiter
Chevron
Turquoise Cherry
Jordache and Jovan (brothers
Aquanet
Le Man Gello and O Ran Gello (brothers)
Attache
Subpoena
Ebony, Ivory, and Mahogany (siblings)
Vagina Hyman
Venerea W___ (she had congenital syphilis)
Awesome Glory
Unquie Butts
Semaj (common with father named James)

and my favorite of this group:

Doyt
 
MysticSwing said:
My husband had a friend named
Peter Hyman ___ (Is that a cruel name or WHAT? lol)

~~Mystic
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sad how common that name is
 
Oh dearie me... there ARE some children out there with sad names..

I have only one unusual name to add to the list..

Free

He's a single man, and his favourite line when meeting women is... 'Hi, I'm Free'.

:D
 
What I have never understood is why people name their kids the same name as their last.

Michael Michaels

Robert Roberts


Shit like that. The poor guy.

JL:kiss:
 
Ladybird said:
Oh dearie me... there ARE some children out there with sad names..

I have only one unusual name to add to the list..

Free

He's a single man, and his favourite line when meeting women is... 'Hi, I'm Free'.

:D
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I met a beautiful man named Freedom. He worked at the same restaurant as a waitress named Chlamydia... all I could think of was... I hope she washed her hands... I hope she washed her hands...
 
I was at school with a guy called Richard Head

I have a client called Mike Hunt (try saying it)

My wife had a senior manager at the Investment bank she worked at called Dick Groper
 
In High school I had a teacher named Mr. Fagg his wifes 1st name was Gayla. They called her Gay for short.
 
just pet said:


sad how common that name is
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Common? Oh my! LOL! I think it's aweful!!

Another one I just thought of is ~ Ima Ahoe (Sounds like - I'm a A ho) And she's a school teacher! You should hear the shit the kids say behind her back!

It took my hubby and I forever to come up with a name for our daughter before she was born because everytime we'd think of a name we'd find a way to pick on it! Parents really should THINK before they name their kids!

(I thanks the God/dess everday that my Mother came to her senses before a final decision in naming me... She WAS gonna name me Hesterbell... :eek: ewwwwww!)

~~Mystic
 
I went to college with this absolutely stunning red haired girl.

Her parents named her Cinnamon.

But, they had a sense of humor...for her last name was

Butterfield.



she was a fun person...:)
 
Synnerman said:
:devil:

How about poor William Uren

The kids called him Willie Piss
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LOL

How about:

DuWanna
Bugs
Camphor
Eshel Itshut
Nimfa Jacaranda S___

and my favorite in this group...

Orell Krapp
 
Two british airways hostesses I knew in the 70's

Polly Parrot
Penny Farthing

One was a real flyer. the other prefered to pedal solo.
 
We have some members here with fucked up names.

Edwin Mycock
Paul Attaboy ( I love this one!)
Pat Realbuto
Shamus Badcock
 
But what about nick names?

Some people I used to live next door to (and I know this is missouri, but still...)

There children were referred to as:

Fat Boy
Jim Bob
Little Girl
Grub
 
I dated a guy once named Robin Hood, and there's a guy in my office named John Johns
 
I onc e knew a William Williams. Everybody called him Bill Bill.

If I had been a girl, my mother would have named me Elzina Rose. I thank god every day...
 
When I was a kid, there was a family in my church with the last name of Thyme.

They named their twins Summer and Justin.
 
I knew a woman who named her girl

Brooke Lynn

and she would get upset when people asked if she's going to name the next one New Jersey
 
William B. Williams was a great d.j. on the old WNEW-AM station in New York.

And then there's the poet, William Carlos Williams.

Then theres's my Russian chauffeur, Pikkup Andropov.
 
I used to work in the financial aid office of a college, and I used to love to get paperwork for these people-

Chandra Lear
Randa Renda
Ciara Nevada
 
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