Your mom doesn't want to bang you

[marshalt]

In fact, she is repulsed by the idea and is very disappointed in you.

Just FYI.

 

[Saint Peter]

You will always have your cousin.

 

[Tryharder62]

My mom's dead. Just sayin'

 

[pointless]

well, thank god. i mean, i love my mom and all, but she's not really my type.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She's pretty damned dead in fact.

 

[Conager]

This place cracks me up sometimes. Who comes up with this stuff, and why?

 

[islandman]

This place cracks me up sometimes. Who comes up with this stuff, and why?

1,000 monkeys typing at 1,000 keyboards, etc.

 

[rimmy]

well, thank god. i mean, i love my mom and all, but she's not really my type.

What if she got her lez on in front of you?

 

[pointless]

What if she got her lez on in front of you?

you're really into my love of girl on girl, aren't you? oh well. it's good to have fans.

anyway, to answer your question, that's gross and i hope you die awake and burning.

 

[lovetoread]

Well, have you seen my mom?

 

[rimmy]

you're really into my love of girl on girl, aren't you? oh well. it's good to have fans.

anyway, to answer your question, that's gross and i hope you die awake and burning.

Yes I am. I find it quite entertaining.

It's only gross if you're doing the cleanup afterwards.

 

[pointless]

i think you might need a new hobby, dude.

 

[Conager]

1,000 monkeys typing at 1,000 keyboards, etc.

Well every once and again it seems to work.

 

[Magicscreen2]

1 monkey. 1 keyboard.

 

[Hypoxia]

Well, there goes 35% of LIT's readership.

 

[eyer]

Your mom doesn't want to bang you

That's what she said...

...but did I listen?

NOOOOOOOOO...

 

[electraride1]

Yes she does

AND we do and are not ashamed of it!

 

[pointless]

shut the fuck up.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I heard your mom's son does.

 

[Que]

AND we do and are not ashamed of it!

Put your Mom on the phone. We are taking away your Internet access, young man.