Your Lit Holiday Gift Thread

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What would you buy your fellow Listers for the holidays?

I would get this for Sticky Girl. I think she would appreciate it because she is a feminist and very funny.

https://www.chroniclebooks.com/products/men-to-avoid-in-art-and-life

Men to Avoid in Art and Life pairs classical fine art with modern captions that epitomize the spirit of mansplaining.

This hilarious book perfectly captures those relatable moments when a man explains to a woman a subject about which he knows considerably less than she does.

Situations include men sharing keen insight on the female anatomy, an eloquent defense of catcalling, or offering sage advice about horseback riding to the woman who owns the horse.

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What would you buy your fellow Listers for the holidays?

I would get this for Sticky Girl. I think she would appreciate it because she is a feminist and very funny.

I would get a big box of chocolates for you and for everyone else on Lit who kept their cool and stood up for civility and rationality during the past year of pandemic and election. All you women and men who displayed humor and integrity are very much appreciated.

One for Laurel, also, or whoever the Lit monitor is who cleaned up the General Board and put the toxic conflict promoters on the run.
 
I would get a big box of chocolates for you and for everyone else on Lit who kept their cool and stood up for civility and rationality during the past year of pandemic and election. All you women and men who displayed humor and integrity are very much appreciated.

One for Laurel, also, or whoever the Lit monitor is who cleaned up the General Board and put the toxic conflict promoters on the run.

Chocolates are good. I am flirting with the idea of making aged egg nog rather than my usual baileys perfect for those of us that enjoy boozy things.
 
Chocolates are good. I am flirting with the idea of making aged egg nog rather than my usual baileys perfect for those of us that enjoy boozy things.
now if i could make cadbury-type creme eggs but instead of those viscous, sugar o.ding centres they'd have baileys/irish cream whipped mousse centres, i'd send you them as a gift. if you've ever had a walnut whip, that kind of texture. come to think if it... walnut whips with a booze-infused centre would be freakin awesome.
 
Pretty much all of them.


Except her.


... Or her.


Or her over there.



Or that shady broad in the corner.

<———— is shady broad in corner.

And I’d get you a motorcycle of your choosing. Bitches love motorcycles and dudes on motorcycles and thus bodily fluids from dudes on motorcycles.

It’s like science.
 
I rolled over some large frozen turds on the trail yesterday evening riding the fatbike. I didn't even THINK about Christmas....

Probably not as bad as skating on a farm pond and hitting a goose turd frozen in the ice. :)
 
Probably not as bad as skating on a farm pond and hitting a goose turd frozen in the ice. :)

if you skate on the marsh below my house, the grassy areas might be thin ice or might not be. The water isn't deep. You'll figure out about the thin ice by the bruises on your shins.
 
now if i could make cadbury-type creme eggs but instead of those viscous, sugar o.ding centres they'd have baileys/irish cream whipped mousse centres, i'd send you them as a gift. if you've ever had a walnut whip, that kind of texture. come to think if it... walnut whips with a booze-infused centre would be freakin awesome.

As much as I dislike measuring and timing and other preciseness in cooking/baking boozy filled candy making to be given as gifts could be fun.

I’m not sure if I have ever hand a walnut whip, I’ll look them up.

Turns out I have not. I’m not really a candy person, so it’s not something I would have sought out on any of my trips to the UK. Having said that, I would gladly gobble up some homemade Bailey filled whips.
 
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<———— is shady broad in corner.

And I’d get you a motorcycle of your choosing. Bitches love motorcycles and dudes on motorcycles and thus bodily fluids from dudes on motorcycles.

It’s like science.
I knew I should have paid more attention in physics class.
I happily accept your gracious gift and offer up in return a seat on the back near the rumbly parts.

I think you’re asking for it, mister...

Ain't I always?
 
I knew I should have paid more attention in physics class.
I happily accept your gracious gift and offer up in return a seat on the back near the rumbly parts.



Ain't I always?

How dare you insult me with backseat bitch. It’s much more fun to drive your own. 👍
 
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