Your life...

um...Archer
(though, had this been posted about 24 hours ago, it would have been the far cooler Farscape)
 
Oh, I :heart: Wil! (He was my first celebrity crush)

My Life Story would be: The Walking Dead

LOL, I don't know what to make of that...
 
um...Archer
(though, had this been posted about 24 hours ago, it would have been the far cooler Farscape)

Dont hate... But I was just enjoying watching scorpius screwing with my mind!!!

Before leaving for work today.... Hey Sparky, get out of the food cubes!
 
You had to do this on a Monday didn't you? thinks back on long night of watching crappy television

I can't remember which, but it was either Gold Rush or Storage Wars.

Though I did watch The Walking Dead, which is currently my favorite show.
 
Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations

He went to Japan, and saw a baseball game and paid $28 bucks for 3 beers. After going to a tiny japanese restaurant that serves only offal: Cow stomachs, hearts, livers...etc.

:rolleyes:Yummy huh:rolleyes:
 
Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations

He went to Japan, and saw a baseball game and paid $28 bucks for 3 beers. After going to a tiny japanese restaurant that serves only offal: Cow stomachs, hearts, livers...etc.

:rolleyes:Yummy huh:rolleyes:

Iron Man said Hi...
 
Cowboy Bebop!

But then, I'm just listening to the OST...but that generally makes episodes play on my head since I've watched them all so thoroughly.
 
Oh wait, I forgot what I watched this morning.

My life is now Supernatural, I'll bring back something of Deans for you Cheska.
 
On the upside later tonight my life will be Being Human and Lost Girl on Syfy.

Now if this thread were what I was reading instead of watching on TV is my life story.

Then David Weber's Flag in Exile would be my life story and I'd be very happy to live in that universe.:D
 
Well, if it has to be the last show I watched (past tense) then it would be The Walking Dead.

If it counts as to what I'm watching right now, then "Gunsmoke".
 
Shooting zombies with cowboy guns? I could do that. ;)

Pfft cowboy guns like that's gonna make a difference in a world from Cesar Romero's imagination...why doesn't anyone gets serious and use C4 on those dead assholes. It's hard to eat someone's brain when you've been turned into shredded Zombie beef.

BOOM!

Now stay Dead mother fuckers.
 
Cowboys an elves.... o_O why do I have an idea forming in my brain?
 
Pfft cowboy guns like that's gonna make a difference in a world from Cesar Romero's imagination...why doesn't anyone gets serious and use C4 on those dead assholes. It's hard to eat someone's brain when you've been turned into shredded Zombie beef.

BOOM!

Now stay Dead mother fuckers.

Well C4 would take time to set up, Veroe. What if a whole mob of them were coming after you? At least set up some of those claymore shrapnel mines that say 'This Side Towards Enemy'. That should take out a few.




And I'll cover you with my Henry. It's all about shot placement you know. ;)
 
Pfft you should know, Rider, there is no death in comic books. Even Jason Todd was brought back to life without a taste for brains ala mode.

Not just zombies though I have a resentment towards most horror movie monsters. They're all bullies either solo or en masse, picking on the most pathetic or vulnerable. You see zombies attacking a shopping mall filled with innocent helpless people not a marine platoon who know how to inflict massive damage to a bunch of asshole walking dead stupidly charging right at them going "Braaaaaainssss...", because they're cowards and bullies ultimately.

But that's more of a criticism on the Horror movie genre. It's like this one episode of Deadliest Warrior where they pitted Zombies versus Vampires, and they had the guy who wrote the graphic novel 30 days of night as the expert for the Vampires. And he was telling them that vampires have sixteen times the strength of the average human being.

And I'm saying: "Sixteen times stronger....now that's just unfair, and if they were that so much stronger than people, there'd never be a worldwide population of human beings greater than a measley couple thousand or so. It'd be like introducing a hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex into a sheepfarm. We'd be overpredated by these superpredators and we'd sure as hell know they existed. Their hunting techniques they use require surprise, ambush tactics. Why in hell would they need that if they were so much more stronger than their prey there would be little chance of not eating well. Not to mention the muscle mass to have that kind of strength would make them look freakishly-I mean freakishly-huge...alot larger than the vampires depicted in that guy's graphic novel."

Zombies, vampires, werewolves...all Horror movie monsters depend on an unfair balance of strength, which defies the reality and order of nature. And I find it ultimately demeaning to the strength and ingenuity and intelligence of humanity.
 
Well C4 would take time to set up, Veroe. What if a whole mob of them were coming after you? At least set up some of those claymore shrapnel mines that say 'This Side Towards Enemy'. That should take out a few.




And I'll cover you with my Henry. It's all about shot placement you know. ;)

Well depends on the zombies. In a lot of the fiction, even just the head can bite you.

So you blow 100 of them apart with a bus sized bomb....

And now there are 45 sets of infected teeth strewn everywhere like a minefield.

This side towards enemy indeed.

Give me a good old Remington anyday.

Double tap you stay down.
 
To be fair, the zombies should have won that episode of deadliest warrior.

And there are movies that show zombies attacking military installations, there's just less inherent drama and interest in those types of attacks. The plight of the common man is more interesting as a general rule. But if you want a fun horror movie about a military unit being attacked look up Dog Soldiers.
 
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