Your last words spoken to your spouse, partner, etc.

[catherinewheel77]

What the hell possessed you to buy carrot cake Oreos?

 

[PapaRomantic]

It's too windy for me to take the recyclables.

 

[PNWKitten]

Nos da baby

 

[catherinewheel77]

Go play one of your myriad Steam games and leave me be.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

I love you Babe, see you on Friday after work.

 

[FAITHandFLESH]

I’m good for now...

 

[catherinewheel77]

I’m good for now...

Elaborate, will ya?

 

[catherinewheel77]

........

 

[catherinewheel77]

No, I’m not whoring online.

 

[TongueLust]

Still waiting, I'm driving back.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Here’s some barbiturates you can wash down with this Theraflu, honey.

 

[Kat73]

I love you.

To both of them.

 

[catherinewheel77]

You snore like a buffalo.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I implore you to invest in a CPAP.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My usual, "Enjoy your day."

 

[LadyJS]

Fuck you asshole!

Or words to that effect

 

[catherinewheel77]

Thank you for not putting my bras in the dryer.

 

[vibes]

uhm ... I guess something boring like "ciao, io vado" ... this thread makes me reflect on the fact I should choose more effective sentences ... could be the last words I am remembered by

 

[Scareltt]

And..

And don’t forget to stop at the grocery store on your way home..

That’s hot? Right...

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear hubs,
Please take note from THROBBS.
Re: G-Spot locale & helpful illustration

“hmmmm... last time I did some investigation it was kinda front and center... deepish.”

I’ll be forever grateful.
Your dutiful wifey,
Cathy

 

[PapaRomantic]

Me - "I'm going to work."

Her - "Okay."


You had to be there get the real sense of disinterest on both our parts....

 

[numeniusa]

"That new bicycle pump's arrived. I'm going to leave it out there, lest you mistake it for a sex toy"

 

[Leigh81]

It's his birthday this weekend so I told him that when he gets home I'm all his for the entire weekend & his wishes are my commands

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

"I'm going to smother you in your sleep if you fart on me."

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

It's his birthday this weekend so I told him that when he gets home I'm all his for the entire weekend & his wishes are my commands

I think you win the Internet today.^^^