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I spilled bong water all over myself the other day, but I saved the bong.
Fuckin' cat....
I got caught in the rain the other day. It made my foot hair all stringy.
Do people generally have more than one?![]()
I spilled bong water all over myself the other day, Black Sabbath, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath was on.
I saved the bong.
Fuckin' cat....
As long as something was saved.
I was a baby. No memory of it.
it was done to me as an infant. I don't remember it, but I do remember deciding to leaveing the church.
Hasn't happened.![]()
tell me about your last baptism.
Hasn't happened.![]()
I've never had a first one, nevermind a last one.
I was thirteen. My family was attending the Church of the Mennonite Brethren. They were wonderful people.
The choir director's name was Spud.![]()
well, sister...
i was last baptised
this very weekend...
by a hearty belly laugh
at an oddly strange hour
from a position
just north of the one i occupied....
i made us breakfast in a hazy hasty blur;
both petrified to have to perform as i had, again
and...
entranced by the confidence
that i had
in the patience,
for the chance to do so...
baptism is a personal journey of faith.
i have
what i always have had
and more.
baptism is a negotiation of circumstance.
i was confident in becoming lost...
baptism is an artificial hoop to be negotiated.
i am really quite comfortable in the the spirituality found of ritual...
i was baptised this very morning...
as i honestly proclaimed this
to be the best day of my life...;
i am doomed, you see.
no more or less
than any of you.
really? were your parents not religious? have any of your friends ever invite you to church?
No and no.
I don't know anyone that goes to church, friend or family.
may peace be with you.
thank you, most darling...
i eat peace
on toast
and it happily agrees
do you live in the pacific northwest?
really? were your parents not religious? have any of your friends ever invite you to church?
what was involved? did you take classes? was there a well?
No. I live in a different ocean.
Classes are usual. No well.
Every church I have attended has a baptistry, like a giant spa tub, behind where the choir sits.
hippy.
a spa tub?! that's pretty cool.
i'm almost positive i was a baptismal fount. a brass bowl inside a wooden pedestal. the pedestal was moveable from the space is is traditionally kept (under lights and a special cross in a nook by a door) to the center of the chapel. it was not on wheels. you had to lift it.
yeah...
tonight.
tomorrow i'll paint with bad crayons
and foist it as art.
i get baptized each time the fucking alarm rings early, lately...
yeah.
hippy tonight.
the art's not bad, really...
better than the food.